Man, the Godfather Was Lazy

[Hawk Hart]

Seriously, dude used to offer people hos in exchange for him having the night off. I'm watching a Raw from 1999 on Classics on Demand right now where Godfather was getting an IC title shot against Goldust and he nearly made him the offer for hos! What the f*** is that? That's a whole new form of lazy, dude was willing to give up an IC title match in exchange for not having to do his job.

[Spiderf 4]

Wrestlin Ain't Easy!

[Deleted]

He was a pimp. Do you know how much running that entails? Poor guy needed a day off here and there.

[Dave the Dave]

It sucks because Kama was a killing machine.

[Deleted]

Godfather made more money by pimping his hoes to opponents than he would wrestling them. That stuff wasn't free.

I still laugh at the time Vader took him up on the offer and started yelling at the hoes so the Godfather beat his ass.

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Sept 13, 2013 14:00:11 GMT -5 @akeem said:

Godfather made more money by pimping his hoes to opponents than he would wrestling them. That stuff wasn't free.

I still laugh at the time Vader took him up on the offer and started yelling at the hoes so the Godfather beat his ass.

Even pimps have lines you don't cross.

[Johnny B. Decent]

When you really think about it, Charles Wight probably had one of the best jobs around for a while. All he had to do was hang out with a couple of pretty girls every week and either bribe his way to victory or do a quick squash.

[JTG Fan]

It's really insane when you think about how far they went with him being an honest to god pimp selling prostitutes on national TV.

[Squirrel Master]

Everywhere I go, I see the same old ho's. Pimpin' ain't easy.

[I'm Team Bayley and Indi]

I remember The Real Man's Man Steven Regal accepting the offer of the ho's, but then Godfather ended up badmouthing the English which pissed off Regal.

[bootytea]

Being an agent for street walkers is a very tiring occupation.

There is the constant paranoia of your employee trying to take a cut out of your cash or growing enough self esteem to work independently.

[Sephiroth]

As I recall, only one wrestler, Vader, ever actually took him up on it

[Slammy Award-Winning Cannibal]

Sept 13, 2013 14:31:42 GMT -5 Sephiroth said:

As I recall, only one wrestler, Vader, ever actually took him up on it

What? No way. Definitely more wrestlers. At the very least, The Owen Hart Tribute Show. But there must have been more.

[Bootista]

Dude had every man's dream job. Have a bunch of prostitutes at his whim

[Push R Truth]

Didn't Viscera take like a bakers dozen of bitches?

Or was that somebody else that demanded ALL of them?

[thetower52]

Sept 13, 2013 14:31:42 GMT -5 Sephiroth said:

As I recall, only one wrestler, Vader, ever actually took him up on it

I know I have seen road dogg take the offer

[Stu]

Bossman accepted once.

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Sept 13, 2013 14:10:44 GMT -5 I'm Team Bayley and Indi said:

I remember The Real Man's Man Steven Regal accepting the offer of the ho's, but then Godfather ended up badmouthing the English which pissed off Regal.

Was that the one where he accepted by saying "I may be English, but my name's Steven Regal, not Elton John. I'll take the broads."

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Sept 13, 2013 14:03:26 GMT -5 Johnny B. Decent said:

When you really think about it, Charles Wight probably had one of the best jobs around for a while. All he had to do was hang out with a couple of pretty girls every week and either bribe his way to victory or do a quick squash.

And after his wins 9/10 he ended up under a pile of scantily clad hoes mid-ring.

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Sept 13, 2013 14:51:33 GMT -5 Stu said:

Bossman accepted once.

Only to murder her, send her family some chilli in which it really was her, and photos of him murdering her and killing her and doing inappropriate poses with her head with an inappropriate poem underneath