Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Sept 14, 2013 11:22:51 GMT -5
I say he should start his own dry cleaning service; Don't just clean it, Russo-ize it!
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Post by fart on Sept 14, 2013 11:25:37 GMT -5
Hahahahahaha
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2013 11:28:17 GMT -5
Scriptwriter for the Batman/Superman movie. Swerve: Superman reveals himself to be the Joker and Lois Lane is a dude that cheats on Supes with Batman.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Sept 14, 2013 11:37:27 GMT -5
I say he should start his own dry cleaning service; Don't just clean it, Russo-ize it! 'I don't get it man.' 'Get what?' 'The 'clean' and 'dirty' thing. I just don't get it.' |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2013 11:44:05 GMT -5
Scriptwriter for the Batman/Superman movie. Swerve: Superman reveals himself to be the Joker and Lois Lane is a dude that cheats on Supes with Batman. Sounds a lot like the story from Movie 43. |
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Post by thegame415 on Sept 14, 2013 15:36:39 GMT -5
I say he should start his own dry cleaning service; Don't just clean it, Russo-ize it! Swerve! Your clothes get dirtier! |
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Sept 14, 2013 18:37:44 GMT -5
His own legal consulting firm, "We're Ruoss-ific!"
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Post by Ron Woodsman aka Shempaholic on Sept 15, 2013 22:21:16 GMT -5
I say he should start his own dry cleaning service; Don't just clean it, Russo-ize it! Customers would have to climb a pole in order to retrieve their clothes. |
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Post by ________ has left the building on Sept 15, 2013 22:37:18 GMT -5
He can direct pornos.
"Right before we do the money shot, I swerve the viewers by revealing the guy is paralyzed from the waist down. Double swerve, he's really a post op transsexual."
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Sept 15, 2013 22:55:59 GMT -5
Whatever it is, I hope he isn't designing freeways.
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Sept 15, 2013 22:59:21 GMT -5
Scriptwriter for the Batman/Superman movie. Swerve: Superman reveals himself to be the Joker and Lois Lane is a dude that cheats on Supes with Batman. Batman takes of his mask, says to hell with Batman, Ben Afflick wouldn't do this, and promptly leaves, while Commissioner Gordon and Chief O'Hara chide him for not following the script. |
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Grimlock
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Sept 15, 2013 23:11:19 GMT -5
What ever it is, I'm sure he's already chosen someone to blame for it's failure ahead of time.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Sept 16, 2013 6:27:16 GMT -5
Open his own bar-the hous specialty is the Russorita.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Sept 16, 2013 8:36:06 GMT -5
Open his own bar-the hous specialty is the Russorita. Swerve!! It's really a can of Spam (on a pole)! |
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Sept 16, 2013 9:04:59 GMT -5
What ever it is, I'm sure he's already chosen someone to blame for it's failure ahead of time. You just don't understand the politics behind open heart surgery. |
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El Dandy
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Post by The Sam on Sept 16, 2013 9:14:31 GMT -5
No foreigners in "Batman vs Superman".
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Sept 16, 2013 13:37:00 GMT -5
Open his own bar-the hous specialty is the Russorita. "You want some Tequila, go to Japan!" |
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Sept 16, 2013 16:50:21 GMT -5
No foreigners in "Batman vs Superman". "I'm an Earthling and I just can't relate to a Kryptonian getting the big push as the main event babyface. I'm an Earthling and that's what I wanna see, other Earthlings!" |
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Sept 16, 2013 17:22:20 GMT -5
No foreigners in "Batman vs Superman". Wait till the second draft from Eric Bischoff where Batman removes his mask to become more marketable  |
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