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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Sept 15, 2013 16:08:57 GMT -5
I will give his hair some credit - it is the only part of him that manages to invoke a reaction out of me at all, aside from his theme song. But seriously his hair annoys me. Like for some reason I look at his hair and my brain goes "I refuse to acknowledge this man as important."
What I'm saying is, he needs a ridiculous wig.
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Sept 15, 2013 16:10:04 GMT -5
Only if said ridiculous wig covers his tummy scar.
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Sept 15, 2013 16:12:32 GMT -5
Only if said ridiculous wig covers his tummy scar. ...I really, really want to see Glorious Wig Axel now. Like his wig would be so gigantic he would use it as a weapon to help him submit other wrestlers. And when someone tried to get him DQd, Paul Heyman would argue they are exhibiting prejudice against bald dudes by trying to get wigs banned from matches and that he plans on suing them for discrimination.
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Post by Lardlad on Sept 15, 2013 16:14:36 GMT -5
It annoys me too. It doesn't help that he wets it either. I can't help but notice it every single time he's on TV.
Personally wish he'd just shave it.
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Post by frogsplash45 on Sept 15, 2013 16:15:06 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2013 16:16:32 GMT -5
What if Curtis Axel was a hologram that was a combination of a whole bunch of traits designed for us not to give a shit about him, while getting frustrated because we keep waiting for one thing he has to succeed and make him interesting?
Weird thinning hair that's kinda interesting but not. Weird "rippin' off mah nipple piercings" pose, kinda interesting and kinky but since he doesn't have piercings it isn't. Weird Imperfect Mr. Perfect remix that's kinda interesting in that it's like Mr. Perfect's theme but not since it's a boring remix. Weird in-ring performances that's solid and kinda interesting, but isn't really. Weird rechristening that was kinda interesting until Hunner slapped him down then cared so little he passed out Hunner was beaten so viciously he lost consciousness. Weird title run with a belt that's kinda interesting, but it's not really considering most of Axel's time is him being the third wheel in a Punk feud.
I dunno why, but this is all has to be according to somebody's plan.
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Post by PKO on Sept 15, 2013 16:22:23 GMT -5
Pretty soon people are gonna run out of negative things to say about Axle surely? Or are we going to get to "Curtis Axle needs to cut his nails shorter" or "Curtis Axle doesn't tie his shoelaces tight enough"?
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Post by Talent Name on Sept 15, 2013 16:22:38 GMT -5
What if Curtis Axel was a hologram that was a combination of a whole bunch of traits designed for us not to give a shit about him, while getting frustrated because we keep waiting for one thing he has to succeed and make him interesting? Weird thinning hair that's kinda interesting but not. Weird "rippin' off mah nipple piercings" pose, kinda interesting and kinky but since he doesn't have piercings it isn't. Weird Imperfect Mr. Perfect remix that's kinda interesting in that it's like Mr. Perfect's theme but not since it's a boring remix. Weird in-ring performances that's solid and kinda interesting, but isn't really. Weird rechristening that was kinda interesting until Hunner slapped him down then cared so little he passed out Hunner was beaten so viciously he lost consciousness. Weird title run with a belt that's kinda interesting, but it's not really considering most of Axel's time is him being the third wheel in a Punk feud. I dunno why, but this is all has to be according to somebody's plan. Axel is Wade's bigger picture
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Post by 543Y2J on Sept 15, 2013 16:23:19 GMT -5
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Sept 15, 2013 16:24:21 GMT -5
"Your hairdo is pissing me off."
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Post by Lazy peon on Sept 15, 2013 16:29:01 GMT -5
Looks like he just got out of a... swimming pool.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2013 17:04:34 GMT -5
His hair is pretty terrible, though my eyes more immediately go to his beard; on one hand, it looks terrible and the fact that it's not the same color as his hair is distracting. On the other, he has such a weird, puffy jaw he clearly has to have some sort of facial hair.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2013 17:07:41 GMT -5
Overall I think he looks like a big friendly dog. I'm starting to like him in a weird way, not like "oh snap it's Curtis Axel son" but more like "ha! this f***in guy!"
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Sept 15, 2013 17:09:45 GMT -5
Weird "rippin' off mah nipple piercings" pose, kinda interesting and kinky but since he doesn't have piercings it isn't. ....What?
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Post by Instant Classic on Sept 15, 2013 17:12:12 GMT -5
Thos fu#$ing bangs.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Sept 15, 2013 17:13:18 GMT -5
Looks like he just got out of a... swimming pool. Is he getting ready to spank and/or breastfeed us?
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Post by celticjobber on Sept 15, 2013 17:16:58 GMT -5
His beard annoys me more than his hair.
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Sept 15, 2013 17:32:05 GMT -5
I actually really like Axel overall, but of my god that slicked-forward hair enrages me, too.
Just go bald, dude. Accept it.
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Post by mizerable on Sept 15, 2013 17:37:02 GMT -5
It's the popular hair you had when you were in 2nd grade.
Unfortunately, that was only 20 years ago.
It's pretty sad that you're standing next to Paul Heyman and all the people can talk about is YOUR weird hair.
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Post by SeVeN: #TheBadGuy. on Sept 15, 2013 18:05:02 GMT -5
Thank God! I'm not alone. His stupid hair has annoyed the shit out of me since his debut.
It makes me hate him....really.
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