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Post by Heartbreaker on Sept 16, 2013 5:09:40 GMT -5
There was a thread about the coolest voices so why not make the opposite? The worst voices in the WWE.
I'm making this after watching the wwe.com exclusive of The Shield after Night of Champions because of Seth Rollins' stupid, nerdy, baby voice. "YOU WANT THE BWEEEEST? YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE BWEEEEEEEST." Thank god Ambrose spoke after him because his voice is sex.
I'm gonna go with a lot of divas: Chyna, Candice Michelle, Sable, Stephanie who had the most high-pitched, screechy and annoying voices of possibly all time. I'm also gonna include the Bellas and Vickie - but only when she screams which is the point I guess.
BOBBY LASHLEY and Brock Lesnar.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2013 5:11:25 GMT -5
Layla. A million times, Layla.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2013 5:11:42 GMT -5
I would rather sore off my own ears before listening to the Bella's try and smack talk again.
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Sept 16, 2013 5:15:03 GMT -5
Much like his face, Heath Slater's voice always fills me with a burning desire to bludgeon him into a pulp.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2013 5:16:44 GMT -5
Lashley and Brock's voices are comedic gold. Who can forget "You're a bathturd!" and "Sit down and shut up!"
As for currently in the WWE I'd go with....
Curtis Axel - Boring monotonous Minnesotan voice
David Otunga - Everything he says sounds forced, as if he's reading cue cards
Ezekiel Jackson - Suffers from Bobby Lashley syndrome
The Miz - Annoying
Cameron - Really Annoying
Layla - Weird American/English mish-mash accent that makes her sound Australian
Josh Mathews - Giant dork
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Sept 16, 2013 7:06:03 GMT -5
I love Brock but the guy has a voice of a ten year old.
Also the Bellas are f***ing awful they sounded like goddam nails on a chalkboard screaming say it to our faces when they were interrupting AJ's promo a few week ago.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Sept 16, 2013 8:09:47 GMT -5
Randy Orton - He just sounds so boring. He could be telling me about how a legion of orcs landed in his back garden from spaceships along with Elvis Pressley and Marilyn Monroe before giving him a synchronised moony and I'd still feel bored.
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Post by Bootista on Sept 16, 2013 8:10:47 GMT -5
Brock
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Post by Push R Truth on Sept 16, 2013 8:24:18 GMT -5
Oh god I hate you guys for reminding me what Sable sounded like.
Her and Brock having a casual conversation would sound like a flock of seagulls choking on their own vomit.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2013 8:31:53 GMT -5
SABLE.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Sept 16, 2013 8:46:56 GMT -5
Lashley... His voice combined with his facial expressions manage to completely destroy any intimidating aura he may have... Oh god I hate you guys for reminding me what Sable sounded like. Her and Brock having a casual conversation would sound like a flock of seagulls choking on their own vomit. Colony... A group of seagulls is a colony... Unless you meant the band.... |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2013 8:54:10 GMT -5
can't stand Justin Roberts's.
Sin Cara.
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Sept 16, 2013 9:20:29 GMT -5
I don't wanna keep beating on Curtis Axel, but his delivery is notably awkward- it's deep, but there's no conviction or oomph behind it. Often he sounds like he's trying to parody a stereotypical bad actor.
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Post by Long A, Short A on Sept 16, 2013 9:23:55 GMT -5
HBK's sounds like a sleazy strip club DJ with a throat full on mucus.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2013 9:27:28 GMT -5
Dolph Ziggler and CM Punk sound like whiney teenagers that hang out at the mall.
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Sept 16, 2013 9:32:06 GMT -5
I think either of the Hardy's speaking didn't do them any favours.
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Post by Yami Daimao on Sept 16, 2013 9:37:55 GMT -5
The ones in Orton's head, clearly.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Sept 16, 2013 11:07:55 GMT -5
-Lashley. great aura that was destroyed forever [/Terry Funk] the minute he opened his mouth for the first time.
-Curtis Axel, not so much his voice as much as his delivery sounds like some kid practicing his lines in front of a mirror for the middle-school play. I keep picturing Michael Bluth singing "you're a crook, captain hook!" every time he talks.
-Heath Slater, though unlike the other two I think he deliberately plays up the over-the-top twang in order to be annoying, and for his gimmick that's not a bad thing. guy's embraced his role as "wrestling's most punchable man".
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Sept 16, 2013 11:16:15 GMT -5
Tyler Reks
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2013 11:19:40 GMT -5
Begins and ends with Bobby Lashley for me.
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