Newz About Kofi Kingston's (Lack of) Push

[celticjobber]

According to Bryan Alvarez on last night's episode of the Bryan and Vinny Show, one possible reason that Kofi's been floundering since his return from injury is that Vince McMahon absolutely hates his long tights.

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Yeah, because Vince doesn't have 5 seconds to say "Lose the tights and you're World Champion." Seems legit.

[BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps]

Amen, Vince. Amen.

[Deleted]

So Kofi's been wearing tights for the past five years and no one's noticed?

[Chip]

Screw the tights give that man a new goddamn theme already.

[Bootista]

This is one of the funniest newz stories I've ever heard.

[DiBiase is Good]

Wasn't it Vince who told The Miz that he should wear trunks? (Something about him having nice legs). Not that long after that Miz won the WWE Title.

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

Sept 18, 2013 20:31:09 GMT -5 DiBiase is Good said:

Wasn't it Vince who told The Miz that he should wear trunks? (Something about him having nice legs). Not that long after that Miz won the WWE Title.

Miz looks great in trunks.

I don't feel strongly one way or the other about Kofi's attire.

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Sept 18, 2013 20:31:09 GMT -5 DiBiase is Good said:

Wasn't it Vince who told The Miz that he should wear trunks? (Something about him having nice legs). Not that long after that Miz won the WWE Title.

Actually it was right after The Miz got his job back by beating Eugene while he was dressed up as a luchador known as The Calgary Kid.

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Never change newz sites.

[Sparkybob]

Don't ever leave us Vince.

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Because Kofi was getting a giant push before.

[Magic knows Black Lives Matter]

I'm guessing this a "Alvarez-ism" where he just says dumb shit that he can't possibly believe is actually true.

[Mozenrath]

I would figure it'd be more that Kofi is just an IC level talent and nothing more, and has done pretty much anything he can do for the time being.

[GuyOfOwnage]

What is it with Vince McMahon and other mens' legs? First, Jericho and Miz both get pushed after switching to trunks (and if newz is to be believed, he told both of them they had nice legs), and now, supposedly, Kofi isn't getting pushed because he isn't showing a little leg.

[fw91]

oh, I thought it was because he was Kofi Kingston

[Young Game]

Sept 18, 2013 20:39:50 GMT -5 GuyOfOwnage said:

What is it with Vince McMahon and other mens' legs? First, Jericho and Miz both get pushed after switching to trunks (and if newz is to be believed, he told both of them they had nice legs), and now, supposedly, Kofi isn't getting pushed because he isn't showing a little leg.

Don't forget about Nailz.

[________ has left the building]

Upon hearing this newz, Ryback will now be wrestling in a thong. Paul Heyman is excited by this development.

Sept 18, 2013 20:36:52 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

I would figure it'd be more that Kofi is just an IC level talent and nothing more, and has done pretty much anything he can do for the time being.

Nope, it's because of his orange long tights. Those damn orange tights.

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Sept 18, 2013 20:44:57 GMT -5 ________ has left the building said:

Upon hearing this newz, Ryback will now be wrestling in a thong. Paul Heyman is excited by this development.

Sept 18, 2013 20:36:52 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

I would figure it'd be more that Kofi is just an IC level talent and nothing more, and has done pretty much anything he can do for the time being.

Nope, it's because of his orange long tights. Those damn orange tights.

B-b-but he had yellow tights at NoC.

[MichaelMartini]

There's no way Vince hates long tights as much as they say. His favorite guy ever, HBK, always wore them.