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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2013 21:13:40 GMT -5
If he was gonna push him but "What is that, ORANGE? Where's those milk chocolatey thighs? f*** this guy, no push", the man is hilariously insane.
I think the orange tights are awesome, myself.
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Post by wisdomwizard on Sept 18, 2013 21:17:34 GMT -5
Wait a minute, when did things mentioned by Bryan Alvarez get labeled "NEWZ"?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2013 21:34:46 GMT -5
Wait a minute, when did things mentioned by Bryan Alvarez get labeled "NEWZ"? Probably once he started posting bullshit like this.
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Post by Bear Skin Rug on Sept 18, 2013 21:57:42 GMT -5
Covering your thighs? STUPID!
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Post by Djm Doesn't Find You Funny on Sept 18, 2013 21:59:16 GMT -5
Wait a minute, when did things mentioned by Bryan Alvarez get labeled "NEWZ"? Probably when he realized trolling and smarkbait worked better than actual news.
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Post by SEAN CARLESS on Sept 18, 2013 22:42:30 GMT -5
There's no way Vince hates long tights as much as they say. His favorite guy ever, HBK, always wore them. But what did HBK wear when he was guest-refereeing?
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Post by BigBadZ on Sept 18, 2013 22:51:32 GMT -5
Writing staff member: Mr. McMahon, we are thinking we are going to push Kofi into the main scene with Daniel Bryan and Big Show.
Mr. McMahon: Ye.. no wait a minute. I want Kofi to begin a main event push too but I cannot stand those pants he wears in his matches!! But DO NOT, under any circumstances, tell him to change back to tights!!! I want to see how this plays out.
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Sept 18, 2013 22:57:48 GMT -5
Bryan, Bryan, when Vince invited Kofi into his office one day and said "So you want a big main event push, Kofi? Take off your pants.", he wasn't talking about the aesthetics of Kofi's ring attire.
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Post by MichaelMartini on Sept 18, 2013 22:58:25 GMT -5
There's no way Vince hates long tights as much as they say. His favorite guy ever, HBK, always wore them. But what did HBK wear when he was guest-refereeing? Maybe Armstrong got fired to bring in bicycle shorts ref HBK.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Sept 18, 2013 23:43:31 GMT -5
I hope this is true. Just because I love when Vince's crazy
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Post by Abdullah on Sept 19, 2013 3:04:38 GMT -5
I thought this would be about how Vince was suddenly mad at Kofi for becoming a father...
This isn't absurd enough for me.
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Post by PTBartman on Sept 19, 2013 5:57:17 GMT -5
And from the ashes of a failed push; so rises like a pheonix, leading The New Boom (Boom Boom) period "Naked Koffidon"
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Post by audiencewatching on Sept 19, 2013 6:14:45 GMT -5
oh no! he'll miss out on useless intercontinental championship reign #7 and useless US champion reign #4!!!
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Post by Chip on Sept 19, 2013 6:15:16 GMT -5
There's no way Vince hates long tights as much as they say. His favorite guy ever, HBK, always wore them. You can't display the goods 24/7, you gotta know the right times to showcase so you leave 'em satisfied but eager for more.
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Post by CM Parish on Sept 19, 2013 6:30:20 GMT -5
But what did HBK wear when he was guest-refereeing? Maybe Armstrong got fired to bring in bicycle shorts ref HBK. I'm completely 100% straight but I love me some Bicycle shorts ref HBK.
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Post by Steveweiser on Sept 19, 2013 6:54:10 GMT -5
Bryan has sources backstage, and they told him that. Bryan was then astonished that Vince didn't simply tell Kofi to switch back to trunks instead of just burying him.
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Post by Ryushinku on Sept 19, 2013 8:24:37 GMT -5
Haha, seriously? I wonder if Alvarez is just fooling around with this. It's not quite MVP and the screwdriver stuff but it is plenty silly.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2013 8:29:41 GMT -5
I seem to vaguely remember a story about Vince noticing how the Miz had nice legs when he was doing a masked gimmick of some kind.
Oddly enough, it was just before he switched to trunks and really took off as a superstar.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2013 8:31:19 GMT -5
Bryan, Bryan, when Vince invited Kofi into his office one day and said "So you want a big main event push, Kofi? Take off your pants.", he wasn't talking about the aesthetics of Kofi's ring attire. TAKE YOUR DAMN PANTS OFF!
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Post by ________ has left the building on Sept 19, 2013 8:33:59 GMT -5
Bryan has sources backstage, and they told him that. Bryan was then astonished that Vince didn't simply tell Kofi to switch back to trunks instead of just burying him. His sources are ribbing him then. It's not like Kofi ever was on the main event level since his short lived feud with Orton years ago. This sounds like WWE is sending out false info to find leaks in the company.
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