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Post by The Tank on Apr 1, 2014 11:02:15 GMT -5
Anybody else keep checking this thread today hoping that this movie is revealed to be an April Fools joke?
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Apr 1, 2014 11:06:20 GMT -5
Am I crazy or could Christina Hendricks have been a better April? Better actress (yeah, well not a big feat), and has certain April attributes (red hair and, well, you know...). And she WAS an April before, in the movie "Struck By Lightning."
/I actually heartily recommend SBL, by the way...
//Yes the Glee guy wrote and starred in it, but still...
///And anyway, Christina, AND Rebel Wilson and Sarah Hyland!
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Apr 1, 2014 11:09:35 GMT -5
I love "ruin my childhood" type posts. Is this film going to erase everything else TMNT that ever existed? I can't wait to play bWo: Meanies in Time! |
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Apr 1, 2014 11:11:56 GMT -5
Honestly, after seeing the trailer I'm still willing to give the movie a chance. After the shitty abominations that were the Michael Bay Transformers' flicks -- I was expecting much, much worse. Ah, but remember, all the TF trailers made those look decent. We haven't seen the inevitable fart jokes, adult humor, and possibly racial stereotypes passing as characterization/comic relief. /Waiting for Splinter to show up as a midget ching-chong-Chinaman type who mixes up his L's and R's. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2014 11:14:56 GMT -5
I hope Will Arnett turns out to be Casey Jones, if only for the voice.
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Apr 1, 2014 12:42:33 GMT -5
Am I crazy or could Christina Hendricks have been a better April? Better actress (yeah, well not a big feat), and has certain April attributes (red hair and, well, you know...). And she WAS an April before, in the movie "Struck By Lightning." /I actually heartily recommend SBL, by the way... //Yes the Glee guy wrote and starred in it, but still... ///And anyway, Christina, AND Rebel Wilson and Sarah Hyland! As much as I would love to do dirty dirty things to Christina Hendricks, the fact is she is pushing 40 and I don't think "MILF" is anybody's interpretation of the character of April O'Neil. |
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Apr 1, 2014 12:45:19 GMT -5
Am I crazy or could Christina Hendricks have been a better April? Better actress (yeah, well not a big feat), and has certain April attributes (red hair and, well, you know...). And she WAS an April before, in the movie "Struck By Lightning." /I actually heartily recommend SBL, by the way... //Yes the Glee guy wrote and starred in it, but still... ///And anyway, Christina, AND Rebel Wilson and Sarah Hyland! As much as I would love to do dirty dirty things to Christina Hendricks, the fact is she is pushing 40 and I don't think "MILF" is anybody's interpretation of the character of April O'Neil. Eh, CGI and makeup would help... |
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Post by andrew8798 on Apr 1, 2014 16:22:06 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2014 17:35:14 GMT -5
The sad thing is that the film will most likely make money, and a lot of it. This proves my theory that years ago driving in a blizzard instead of sliding off the road and getting back on, like I remember, what really happened is I died and have been in hell ever since. Sorry guys your all just part of my hell matrix.
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Apr 1, 2014 18:28:13 GMT -5
Honestly, if I was making a Turtle movie, I'd have maybe Amy Adams as April (even though she might be in danger of typecasting after playing Lois Lane) and Don Cheadle as Baxter Stockman. Ken Watanabe as Splinter. The Turtles themselves would just be the Nick Turtles adjusted to fit in live action.
Also, either Lana Del Rey or Muse does the theme. I'd have it like a Bond movie with mutants.
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Post by JTH on Apr 1, 2014 18:46:51 GMT -5
I just can't support this movie in any way.
Bay wanted the Turtles to be aliens for god sakes, and was thankfully shot to smithereens.
I don't care if the concept was changed, I'm not giving Michael Bay any of my money after he blatantly tried to bastardize the source material.
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Apr 1, 2014 19:05:38 GMT -5
It's amazing how a little tweaking would make the movie look 100X's better.PLEASE MICHAEL BAY FIX IT BEFORE IT"S TOO LATE.   |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2014 19:31:14 GMT -5
I'm convinced whoever greenlit the faces have never seen an actual turtle.
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Post by StuntGranny® on Apr 1, 2014 21:43:55 GMT -5
It's amazing how a little tweaking would make the movie look 100X's better.PLEASE MICHAEL BAY FIX IT BEFORE IT"S TOO LATE. This is just depressing. |
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Post by Yami Daimao on Apr 2, 2014 5:34:12 GMT -5
It's amazing how a little tweaking would make the movie look 100X's better.PLEASE MICHAEL BAY FIX IT BEFORE IT"S TOO LATE. It's incredibly sad that a fan could make the Turtles look proper with just some minor photoshop tweaking in the face, as oppose to a company with millions of dollars behind them. What could have been. So the rumor of the movie being pushed back for reshoots is shot down as an April Fools joke, but not the one that gives us spoilers for the movie... Sigh...shouldn't this movie be called Teenage Mutant Tortoise Humans? |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2014 8:32:33 GMT -5
To be fair...it won't be the first time a white guy play Shredder before. {Spoiler}{Spoiler}  |
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Apr 2, 2014 12:01:20 GMT -5
To be fair...it won't be the first time a white guy play Shredder before. {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} Is it just me or does Nash look kinda pudgy there? |
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Apr 2, 2014 12:50:50 GMT -5
So what's the over/under on one or more of them making the DreamWorks Face (TM)  ? The one nice thing I can say is at least the Turtles look closer to their source material than the Erector Sets that were supposed to be the Transformers. Looking like Corky Thatcher and Shrek's love child >>>> Skids, Mudflap, and what they did to Wheeljack (he's a scientist so he looks like Einstein, get it?) |
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Post by paulbearer on Apr 2, 2014 19:59:21 GMT -5
Too bad my Enter Dragon joke was no sold , it made me chuckle anyway  |
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Post by Sin Cara Tres on Apr 2, 2014 20:59:50 GMT -5
That's funny coming from Cosmic Book Movies. They've posted so much bullshit info on DC movies. |
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