fillies and gentlecolts ..... also you hoomans too
PONYFIGHTER! IS LIVEthat's right, today i did the last 32 knockout round of the greatest battle in the history of battling horses .....
and it produced some surprises too *insert SURPRISE pic*
so now here are those all important results, to ponder and debate .....
MAI/DOCTOR STABLE - 5
CAMMY/BLOSSOMFORTH - 0
it was billed as the battle of the sexiest ..... IN MY MIND ..... as MAI/DOCTOR STABLE destroyed CAMMY/BLOSSOMFORTH with ease, and send MY fav into the last 16
BIONIC WOMAN/LYRA HEARTSTRINGS - 5
CHUNLI/SURPRISE - 0
but there was NO SURPRISE that the very powerful duo of BIONIC WOMAN/LYRA HEARTSTRINGS wiped the floor with old big thighs CHUN LI/SURPRISE, in another whitewash!
MR.BIG/THUNDERLANE - 5
CANDY/CRESCENT MOON - 2
the first of the close matches, as the plucky CANDY/CRESCENT MOON team came close to victory, but the brute force of MR BIG/THUNDERLANE proved too much!
K'/LILY VALLEY - 5
OSWALD/HAAKIM - 1
no "fake fainting" today for K'/LILY VALLEY as she came through with ease over the "horse of the eastern promise" OSWALD/HAAKIM
HEAVY-D/FANCY PANTS - 2
RIKARD/ANGEL - 5
another tough tussle, and looked like it could go either way ..... except it was the way of the rabbit as RIKARD/ANGEL thumped HEAVY-D/FANCY PANTS!
YASHIRO-EX/LITTLE STRONGHEART - 5
LEE/FLIM - 0
no mercy was shown to one half of the brothers of schyster LEE/FLIM, as even the smallest of deer can take on the strongest ..... YASHIRO/LITLE STRONGHEART wins!
CHIZURU&MAKI-UM/SILVER LINING - 5
MARS_PEOPLEUM/WINONA - 0
another canter as CHIZARU/SILVER LINING sends MARS PEOPLE/WINONA back into space!
SAISYU/CONCERTO - 5
KUNGFUGIRL/UPPER CRUST - 0
3PONYBAND FANS REJOICE ..... ok then, only me ..... as SAISYU/CONCERTO plays poor KUNGFU GIRL/UPPER CRUST like the saps they are!
KRAUSERUM/MOON DANCER - 5
ROSE-BERNSTEIN/NOI - 0
and in this match, build as "the one with the ponys that aren't in the show", it was KRAUSER/MOON DANCER that took all the honors and teddy bears with victory over the hated one, ROSE-BERNSTEIN/NOI!
BRIAN-UM/TIME TURNER - 5
KYO-EX/BLINKIE PIE - 2
wibbly wobbly timey wimey smashy smashy, as BRIAN/TIME TURNER took out a game KYO/BLINKIE PIE, and sent them back to the rock farm with great sadness in their eyes!
MIKA/TRUFFLE SHUFFLE - 2
KULA/MANTICORE - 5
it was animal magic as a terrific match ended with victory for KULA/MANTICORE, over the fat one out of red hand gang ..... MIKA/TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!
XION/CLOUDCHASER - 5
ALBA/DIZZY TWISTER - 0
the twist in this one was there wasn't really a chase ..... XION/CLOUDCHASER beat ALBA/DIZZY TWISTER ..... there, that's all i'm saying about that!
CHOI_XI/INKIE PIE - 5
MRKARATE2XI/DAISY - 4
in the match of the round, small doesn't mean beatable as CHOI/INKIE PIE came from behind OOER to take out "the bushmaster" MR KARATE 2XI/DAISY in the last round!
ATHENA_HEIDERN/RUMBLE - 5
VICE/TURF - 3
another close matchup involved two girls beat each other up ..... as in the fighters not the ponies ..... as ATHENA HEIDERN/RUMBLE won over a tough and broody VICE/TURF by two rounds!
OROCHI IORI/CLOUD KICKER - 4
VEGA-XIUM/WAVE CHILL - 5
awesome matchup this was, as it was up in the air as who would get through this one, and it looked like OROCHI IORI/CLOUD KICKER was looking strong, but in this classic it was VEGA/WAVE CHILL who nicked it at the end ..... and looked beautiful doing so!
DUOLON-UM/CLYDE - 2
LODIAC/GUSTAV LE GRAND - 5
it was chocolate heaven for LODIAC/GUSTAV LE GRAND as he sent another rock grinder back to the farm for retooling, as DUOLON/CLYDE packed their bags and got sent home ..... to think again!
so, we are at that stage of PONYFIGHTER!, that obligations tell me that i have to make up a graphic, to show all you good folk who is in the PONYFIGHTER! GRAND 16!
and what do you know, here it is
and here's the matchup for the PONYFIGHTER! GRAND 16
MAI/DOCTOR STABLE
BIONIC WOMAN/LYRA HEARTSTRINGS
MR.BIG/THUNDERLANE
K'/LILY VALLEY
RIKARD/ANGEL
YASHIRO-EX/LITTLE STRONGHEART
CHIZURU&MAKI-UM/SILVER LINING
SAISYU/CONCERTO
KRAUSERUM/MOON DANCER
BRIAN-UM/TIME TURNER
KULA/MANTICORE
XION/CLOUDCHASER
CHOI_XI/INKIE PIE
ATHENA_HEIDERN/RUMBLE
VEGA-XIUM/WAVE CHILL
LODIAC/GUSTAV LE GRAND
it's gonna be a HELL OF A FIGHT .....
PONYFIGHT .....
PONYFIGHTER!
