Rougeau un-retires, signs former NHL goon, basketball player

[Phil Parent]

Basically trying to find believable future opponents for his Lesnar clone of a son, Jacques Rougeau has signed former NHL enforcer Georges Laraque (EDM/MTL/PIT) and 7'3" basketball player Shagari Alleyne (Better known as Skyscraper of the Harlem Globetrotters).

Both will be on the cards of his show starting in October. However, neither of them will be actually wrestling until next year. Laraque will act as an host for the show, while Alleyne will be accompanying Tiger Jackson (AKA Dink) to the ring.

Rougeau said that Laraque came to him wanting to wrestle and that he signed Alleyne after having met him on a cruise ship and thinking somebody that size had potential in wrestling.

Also, retirement only lasted two years for the man Kevin Steen proudly (!!!) calls his trainer as he has lost 50 pounds and is stepping back into the ring to tag with his son Cedric and teach him how to work. Which he can't.

Rougeau's oldest son, J.J., AKA KENTA clone, is touring the world under a mask. He was in Australia last I checked.

And also, I wouldn't want to second guess the guy, he's been making money for 15 years running this, but if he wanted a new giant, wouldn't it have been easier and probably cheaper to just sign Darkko away from TOW and really hurt them before they go on TV? The mind boggles. But then again, Rule #2 of Rougeau Doctrine: "If you're not trained by me, you have shit for training.".

Fresh picture of the boys from the hermit kingdom of the Great white north. Guy in lucha mask is TAFKA Mad Dog, chubby white kid is Rougeau's youngest son Emile. Alleyne is a f***ING MONSTER. Looks really thin, but I wonder, is he taller than Big Show?

[Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃]

Screw the New Nation....Jacques has brought the New Oddities!

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I think cancer patient Vito is a real prospect to look out for.

[triplethreatmark]

Sept 25, 2013 0:56:31 GMT -5 @nichotine said:

I think cancer patient Vito is a real prospect to look out for.

What about Crow Miz?

[Phil Parent]

Sept 25, 2013 1:04:26 GMT -5 triplethreatmark said:

Sept 25, 2013 0:56:31 GMT -5 @nichotine said:

I think cancer patient Vito is a real prospect to look out for.

What about Crow Miz?

I totally saw Crow Miz, I just figured my post was long enough as it was but yeah, he really looks like The Miz.

[El Cokehead del Knife Fight]

KENTA, Lesnar & Chubby Little Boy.


Still, holy shit does his eldest son look like KENTA.

[BigBadZ]

Sept 25, 2013 0:56:31 GMT -5 @nichotine said:

I think cancer patient Vito is a real prospect to look out for.

4:15 am where I'm at and I just busted out laughing at this and woke up my niece. Beautifully done, sir.

[cherry coloured funk]

Sept 25, 2013 1:10:15 GMT -5 Phil Parent said:

Sept 25, 2013 1:04:26 GMT -5 triplethreatmark said:

What about Crow Miz?

I totally saw Crow Miz, I just figured my post was long enough as it was but yeah, he really looks like The Miz.

Crow Miz... with nunchuks!

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Sept 25, 2013 1:04:26 GMT -5 triplethreatmark said:

Sept 25, 2013 0:56:31 GMT -5 @nichotine said:

I think cancer patient Vito is a real prospect to look out for.

What about Crow Miz?

The real star here is Minstrel Act Ronald McDonald.

[Surfer Sandman]

Now, Rougeau looks like the stereotypical French Canadian male, only older.

He should break out the Mountie costume and do a guest spot at the Royal Rumble or something.

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How old is his Brock Lesnar son and is he any good?

[Phil Parent]

He's either 19 or 20.

And he's not so good. Both his older and younger brothers are better. Lots of room for improvement because he's really athletic and he used to play hockey. I don't think he'll improve much working for his dad though, Jacques seems okay putting him over in squashes for now and in the future he'll work those new guys who will be worse off than he is in-ring... most nights he does work two matches though: he has a masked heel character called The Predator which is undercard, and then he unmasks and works the main or semi main as himself. But both of the matches are squashes.

WWE will come knocking and make him better, though. Give it 5-6 years for Emile to become a young adult, then Jacques will hand Cedric over to Triple H for some cash. Just look at him, they'll pay for Jacques to let him out of his contract for sure. He could be a huge star.

He'll apparently be a father also, at this young of age, girlfriend pregnant with a boy. Sixth generation of wrestling Rougeaus in 2020, book it!

[Phil Parent]

Something just noticed. Left side of the picture, guy with the half mask. Looks south-east asian to me, he looked more like a native-american on the show but...

Either way, he's playing a German mad scientist sort of deal.

....

I think Jacques has a tank of manatees pushing idea balls down a chute to decide his workers gimmicks. Like the writers of Family Guy in South Park.

"Who cares if you are Pakistani or fresh off the reservation! I want a German mad scientist so put the f***ing mask on and work on your fake German accent!"

[crowwreak was WRONG]

That guy's attempt at being the Crow offends me.

[Mozenrath]

Typical indies stuff. Whatever works for them.

I don't think that it is that odd for him to want to recruit the Globetrotters guy if he thinks he is a prospect, over bringing in an established giant. Could pay off, and as a former Globetrotter, hopefully he is already familiar and comfortable with performing and being part of slapstick, etc.

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Nunchaku wielding Sting in the first picture has some potential.

[thegatewaydrug]

"Do you smell what Laraque is cookin"

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Crow Miz is killing me. I want to see this guy in action using his nunchaku's.

[CH Punk]

Is it me or does Rougeau look like Vlad the Superfan from the 90s?

[Psy]

I bet Crow Miz likes turtles.


...still.