I kinda miss rapping Cena

[Mozenrath]

RVD's the cat who rolls thunderin' home smoke
But gets his ass whipped when he messes with grown folk!
You blaze trees, I break knees
And your frog splash is trash
You ain't got what it takes, please!

I'm the whole damn show,
from sunlight to sundown!
Van Dam is the reason Teddy long got run down!

Stick those those thumbs up your ass, RVD
John Cena, Chain Gang, you can't see me!

[Allie Kitsune]

I think the problem is that most of the time, he had no actual cadence.

He was less a rapper and more a whi**er beat poet.

[The Lach is very tired]

I read it as "I kinda miss raping Cena". I was going to ask if i missed the Cena rapist gimmick or if Bradley was admitting to violating John Cena.

[doinkmark]

Lots of people do, myself included. I know many fans hate his face persona now, but rapping heel Cena is what got him over and turned him face in the first place, funny enough. His raps on Undertaker were pretty good as I recall, and he once even worked in a Repo Man reference.

[Deleted]

I don't, he tried too hard to work edgy stuff in and it came across as stupid most of the time IMO.

[Chip]

I did until he brought it back a few years ago and it suddenly became extremely clear that he's way too old to be doing it now.

[themagnificentmoo]

Oct 4, 2013 7:26:50 GMT -5 The Lach is very tired said:

I read it as "I kinda miss raping Cena". I was going to ask if i missed the Cena rapist gimmick or if Bradley was admitting to violating John Cena.

I sadly did the same thing. All I could think was, "He and Kurt Angle would have made one great tag team."

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Oct 4, 2013 7:26:50 GMT -5 The Lach is very tired said:

I read it as "I kinda miss raping Cena". I was going to ask if i missed the Cena rapist gimmick or if Bradley was admitting to violating John Cena.

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who read it as that.

[Pushed to the Moon]

I'm only on board if Curtis Axel makes an "Rap is Crap" remix for 2013.

[BigWill]

Oct 4, 2013 7:26:50 GMT -5 The Lach is very tired said:

I read it as "I kinda miss raping Cena". I was going to ask if i missed the Cena rapist gimmick or if Bradley was admitting to violating John Cena.

As did I. I'm a little disappointed that this wasn't the case.

[Brother Nero....Wolfe]

Oct 4, 2013 8:32:32 GMT -5 Chip said:

I did until he brought it back a few years ago and it suddenly became extremely clear that he's way too old to be doing it now.

AM I NINETEEN OR WHAT

[Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!!]

rapping Cena is part of the reason people still don't take him seriously. it was a GREAT heel gimmick because he was portrayed at best as being delusional and stupid. he represented something a lot of people hate, the "pretty fly for a white guy" kid. then he turned face and we were suddenly supposed to take his schtick dead seriously. he's several years removed from that gimmick but that's the shame of first impressions. for a lot of people he'll always be the time WWE tried making us take Channing Tatum's character from 21 Jump Street seriously.

[Final Countdown Jones]

Oct 4, 2013 7:17:55 GMT -5 Allie Kitsune said:

I think the problem is that most of the time, he had no actual cadence.

He was less a rapper and more a whi**er beat poet.

This. He didn't ever actually rap, which kind of defeats the purpose since I'm pretty sure he wasn't coming up with them on the spot, leaving him no excuse to not put some speed and rhythm into actually doing his thing.

[________ has left the building]

He raps it up every night with Nikki.

[Magic knows Black Lives Matter]

Oct 4, 2013 6:21:46 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

RVD's the cat who rolls thunderin' home smoke
But gets his ass whipped when he messes with grown folk!
You blaze trees, I break knees
And your frog splash is trash
You ain't got what it takes, please!

I'm the whole damn show,
from sunlight to sundown!
Van Dam is the reason Teddy long got run down!

Stick those those thumbs up your ass, RVD
John Cena, Chain Gang, you can't see me!

Says a lot that I remember this rap verbatim from SVR 06.