Emmet Russell
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Post by Emmet Russell on Oct 15, 2013 23:47:07 GMT -5
Now hear me out, there's a logical reason for this.
Velvet has recently been treated really badly by her boyfriend, Chris Sabin. Now, i'm sure she has a limit as to how much of this abuse she can take & when she reaches that limit, there's only one way it should go: She should leave Sabin for a lady.
Sabin has been playing a cocky, arrogant, self-centered heel extremely well lately. I would pay good money to see his reaction to not only him losing his girl, but him losing his girl to another lady. His hissy fit would be tremendous.
New boom period.
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MrBRulzOK
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Oct 15, 2013 23:54:50 GMT -5
Well sure. And have her hook up with ODB, who can be the butch one of the two. She can say that now that Eric has run off with Joseph Park that she needs someone new in her life... to bring her fried chicken.
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Rave
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Post by Rave on Oct 15, 2013 23:54:56 GMT -5
Considering that the Knockouts used to waffle between catfight and orgy on a regular basis and the writers enjoyed putting as much innuendo as they could get into Knockout segments, I'm surprised they haven't thought of this yet.
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Lancers
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Post by Lancers on Oct 15, 2013 23:57:02 GMT -5
Now hear me out, there's a logical reason for this. The penis has been long established as an instrument that doesn't need no stinking logic.
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jagilki
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Post by jagilki on Oct 16, 2013 0:20:00 GMT -5
oh, AS
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Post by celticjobber on Oct 16, 2013 0:29:28 GMT -5
Velvet and Brooke Tessmacher as a lesbian couple making out and grabbing all over each other would = ratings. Well... Probably not. But I'd enjoy it.
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Post by BorneAgain on Oct 16, 2013 0:35:09 GMT -5
Considering they various diva teams/pairings that had some degree of homoerotic subtext (Laycool, AJ/Kaityln, etc) it struck me that Angelina and Velvet always came across as fairly platonic almost their entire run.
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Shark
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Post by Shark on Oct 16, 2013 0:43:36 GMT -5
The Sabin hissy fit would be great. Not sure who'd fill the role of the other woman though. That roster is pitifully thin.
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ratetankmark
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Post by ratetankmark on Oct 16, 2013 0:59:08 GMT -5
The Sabin hissy fit would be great. Not sure who'd fill the role of the other woman though. That roster is pitifully thin. If it was the old-school Knockouts roster, they could've had Sarita, I mean she wasn't doing much so why not make out with Velvet? (It would be kind of weird after this but at least they'd both be doing something)
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Oct 16, 2013 1:10:05 GMT -5
Who could she lesbianize with? I just assume bring in someone from outside the roster. Maybe bring back Winter. She showed signs of being sort of lesbiany. She can come back and control Velvet with her magic vagina or something.
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Glitch
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Post by Glitch on Oct 16, 2013 1:15:18 GMT -5
I thought this thread was gonna be about her fixing a truck and flannel.
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Post by Crusty Ruffles on Oct 16, 2013 1:22:05 GMT -5
They kind of went down this road a bit in OVW with Heidi Lovelace and Taeler Hendricks. It...happened. This? Probably just a soggy dream.
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Shark
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Post by Shark on Oct 16, 2013 2:54:36 GMT -5
They kind of went down this road a bit in OVW with Heidi Lovelace and Taeler Hendricks. It...happened. This? Probably just a soggy dream. It's not like that ended up being a great angle either. First they went at a snails pace, then they fast forwarded about a month and went right to Taeler being a bitch and using Heidi. On a side note, I've been trying to find the match from OVW where Heidi finally kissed Taeler, but I've had zero luck to my everlasting disappointment
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 16, 2013 3:14:19 GMT -5
I honestly am not really a fan of a storyline where a homosexual or bisexual relationship is seen as something someone is driven to as a matter of recourse.
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Post by jimmyjames on Oct 16, 2013 4:17:23 GMT -5
A gratuitous use of lesbianism in order to draw in horny boys and men who think they're somehow going to see actually sex between two women. In other words a slightly more sophisticated version of HLA.
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SOR
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Post by SOR on Oct 16, 2013 6:40:46 GMT -5
This thread is...well weird
I'd be all for a gay or lesbian story line if it made sense and wasn't a stereotypical "Forced into it" type of thing. Definitely not into it for the same reason some people in this thread are though.
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Perd on Oct 16, 2013 8:55:01 GMT -5
Then change the name TNAA; Total Nonstop Ass to Ass.
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Magnus the Magnificent
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Oct 16, 2013 11:24:04 GMT -5
Then change the name TNAA; Total Nonstop Ass to Ass. Since it's Velvet, shouldn't it be TNNA; Total Nonstop No Ass?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2013 11:44:07 GMT -5
And AJ Styles would get something else to focus on instead of his title match with Bully Ray.
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Post by The Gambler Fan on Oct 16, 2013 11:48:53 GMT -5
I though she came out of the closet just like Darren Young did a couple of months ago.
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