King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Oct 16, 2013 6:14:54 GMT -5
Steal your pops, or go to a friends house, make connections. Now you can just, type something in the computer and there it is. Hell even your mobile device, porn at your finger tips. That's why dudes don't got the energy to pursue women, they got hundreds of gorgeous women on their monitor, it's killing you FAN, you and your ditty hard drive filled minds
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Post by crowwreak was WRONG on Oct 16, 2013 7:03:51 GMT -5
Go to bed, Ghidorah
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Oct 16, 2013 8:14:39 GMT -5
The first porno I ever saw was when I was just a wee lad. One of my friends found his parents' stash and he invited us to watch it one day when they were away.
It was magical.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2013 8:26:37 GMT -5
Did you have to walk fifteen miles in the snow to get your porn?
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Oct 16, 2013 8:48:22 GMT -5
Did you have to walk fifteen miles in the snow to get your porn? I don't know about snow, but I did use to walk for miles inside this pit of danger. Also... That's why dudes don't got the energy to pursue women, they got hundreds of gorgeous women on their monitor Why just dudes? What, you think women don't watch porn in this day and age?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2013 9:51:55 GMT -5
Back in the day you had to earn your wank. Either buy it and have to endure the judging looks of the old lady behind the counter or know a guy that knows where to get the hook up.
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Oct 16, 2013 10:11:54 GMT -5
Yeah back then we treasured whatever porn we could get hold of, teenagers these days have favourite genres.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2013 10:20:16 GMT -5
Never had the guts to buy a magazine. I went to the store once, bought a video. I went back 1 month later and the clerk said "Wern't you in here last month?" I went white, paid for my video and never went back. Why would he say that? Internet is a god send!!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2013 10:57:05 GMT -5
It kinda jades the whole thing out though.
As an adolescent, I can recall trying to "go there" with like summertime bikini Sears catalogues. Now you are merely a few keystrokes from watching the sickest, most depraved sexual act you have ever seen/will ever see...... until Tomorrow.
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H-Virus
Hank Scorpio
A Real Contagious Experience
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Post by H-Virus on Oct 16, 2013 10:58:06 GMT -5
Internet wasn't always a safe option, either. It was especially hard when you still lived with your parents and only had one computer. Parents who were savvy enough to know about the Internet History file, and then demand to know why it was always empty when they checked it. So then you start deleting pages one-by-one, leaving the okay ones there and just hoping that you didn't miss anything incriminating so as to convince them that the only thing you did before they got home was check your email, and they say "I tried to call you three times earlier and the phone line was tied up. You expect me to believe that you spent an hour and a half just checking your email?", and you have to make up some excuse about how you forgot to log off when you were finished, and they're like "Well if you're going to keep forgetting to turn it off then maybe we should make you start paying the bill every month", and I'm like "You don't even give me an allowance, how am I supposed to pay for anything?" and they're like "Maybe you need to get a job!" and I'm like "But I'm still in school!" and they're like "Well, find a part-time job in the afternoon!" and I'm like "Fine!" and they're like "Fine!"
And that's how I started working part-time at Pizza Hut. ...That's what we were talking about, right?
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Oct 16, 2013 11:48:45 GMT -5
Why just dudes? What, you think women don't watch porn in this day and age? Whether it's straight, gay, or lesbian porn, most of it does seem to be tailored towards dudes.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2013 12:19:45 GMT -5
I remember the first playboy I ever saw was the first Sable issue that my father owned. I was so nervous I'd get caught, I only flipped through it and put it back real quick. I think I saw a boob, maybe two, whether they belonged to Sable... I don't know.
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Surfer Sandman
Bubba Ho-Tep
You had to be a big shot, didn't cha
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Post by Surfer Sandman on Oct 16, 2013 14:49:26 GMT -5
I'd watch my dad's porn tapes and then rewind them back to the exact moment so he wouldn't suspect a thing.
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Oct 16, 2013 14:57:10 GMT -5
I could just go to the woods across the road from my house and there would be plenty of grumble mags there. Even though I was young, I knew not to touch it though. Still got to see plenty of burger shots though.
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Oct 16, 2013 14:57:15 GMT -5
First porn I ever saw was a discarded magazine in some bushes when I was 7 or 8, I was intrigued yet confused.
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Malcolm
Grimlock
Wanted something done about the color of his ring.
May contain ADHD
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Post by Malcolm on Oct 16, 2013 16:18:00 GMT -5
When I was a teen I used to steal some of my Uncle's porn tapes. This was after he had moved out of my grandparents' place and he left them behind, but still. What's sad though is that even though I have the internet, I still sometimes buy porn DVDs(bargain bin DVDs, though). Maybe I do it because I'm afraid of losing the internet one day. Or maybe because I want my own a stash that my future sons could occasionally steal.
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Sam Punk
Hank Scorpio
Own Nothing, Be Happy
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Post by Sam Punk on Oct 16, 2013 16:25:11 GMT -5
Why just dudes? What, you think women don't watch porn in this day and age? Women read those romance novels or watch things like Twilight. That's their porn.
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
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Post by Professor Chaos on Oct 16, 2013 16:28:01 GMT -5
I used to walk for miles in the freezing cold and snow just to rent softcore hooter movies like The Bikini Carwash Company.
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Lila
El Dandy
Slip N Slide World Champion 1997
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Post by Lila on Oct 16, 2013 17:33:46 GMT -5
Why just dudes? What, you think women don't watch porn in this day and age? Women read those romance novels or watch things like Twilight. That's their porn.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Oct 16, 2013 17:40:50 GMT -5
Trying to explain to your roommate why their computer is now a never ending pop up factory was fun.
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