Essential1
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Post by Essential1 on Oct 17, 2013 0:21:17 GMT -5
Let's face it the man has done alot of weird things but it started out gay. We never forgot the name of Goldust and now he's working better mathces than ever. Could he be the one?
He came in around 1995 and shat on the cartoon day job era with his gay antics. He is the earliest form of the Attitude Era I say he should be a gay serious heel at some point. He's already brought back the movie quotes he just needs to mount John Cena next.
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Post by rybackrulez on Oct 17, 2013 2:30:06 GMT -5
If this ends with goldust kissing titus as a shoot i will laugh
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Post by Hit Girl on Oct 17, 2013 2:37:13 GMT -5
I always viewed Goldust as omni-sexual
He's up for anything, male or female, living or inanimate.
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Oct 17, 2013 2:42:16 GMT -5
You know that spot Goldust used to do where he'd be grappling with a guy and suddenly try to feel them up and they'd freak out?
We need a Rhodes Brothers vs. PTP match where he tries that on Darren Young, and Young just grins back at him.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Oct 17, 2013 2:42:31 GMT -5
I think Cody is closer to "serious gay" than Goldust. When I think "serious gay" I think something a bit more subtle, and Goldust was...not. But with the younger Rhodes, it's like thehy signed him just to tease the dudes who like dudes. They initially paired him a "daddy" in Hardcore Holly. Then they moved him onto another hunk in Ted DiBiase and had basically had the whole world shipping them and their homoerotic antics. There was the no kneepads thing which made him look naked all the time. Then he started wearing those trunks that look like regular underwear. Cody is total gay bait.
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Post by Hit Girl on Oct 17, 2013 2:48:02 GMT -5
I think Cody is closer to "serious gay" than Goldust. When I think "serious gay" I think something a bit more subtle, and Goldust was...not. But with the younger Rhodes, it's like thehy signed him just to tease the dudes who like dudes. They initially paired him a "daddy" in Hardcore Holly. Then they moved him onto another hunk in Ted DiBiase and had basically had the whole world shipping them and their homoerotic antics. There was the no kneepads thing which made him look naked all the time. Then he started wearing those trunks that look like regular underwear. Cody is total gay bait. This makes sense. It certainly explains the moustache. |
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Oct 17, 2013 4:27:51 GMT -5
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Post by TGM on Oct 17, 2013 4:55:02 GMT -5
Cody completely has a gay porn star look. More so than Dustin.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2013 6:15:09 GMT -5
I thought the whole point was that he was not gay but he was playing on peoples homophobic fears to gain advantage during matches
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Post by ________ has left the building on Oct 17, 2013 7:45:10 GMT -5
Goldust is more of a hedonist. Sexual labels are moot to him.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2013 7:50:30 GMT -5
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Post by Shy Guy on Oct 17, 2013 7:51:04 GMT -5
I thought the whole point was that he was not gay but he was playing on peoples homophobic fears to gain advantage during matches thats way too deep for wrestling |
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Post by Essential1 on Oct 17, 2013 7:56:16 GMT -5
True although he did offer Booker T a bite of his Wiener.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2013 8:00:03 GMT -5
I thought the whole point was that he was not gay but he was playing on peoples homophobic fears to gain advantage during matches That was exactly the point. They made a huge deal about "mind games." |
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Oct 17, 2013 9:41:06 GMT -5
True although he did offer Booker T a bite of his Wiener. hey that was really nice of him. those 7-11 franks are delicious. |
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Post by 2 Cold Scorkum on Oct 17, 2013 9:54:44 GMT -5
SERIOUS GAY  |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2013 9:56:41 GMT -5
I thought the whole point was that he was not gay but he was playing on peoples homophobic fears to gain advantage during matches thats way too deep for wrestling Been done before: |
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Oct 17, 2013 9:56:47 GMT -5
You know that spot Goldust used to do where he'd be grappling with a guy and suddenly try to feel them up and they'd freak out? We need a Rhodes Brothers vs. PTP match where he tries that on Darren Young, and Young just grins back at him. Yes because gay men love being felt up by any other male at any time. C'mon, man. |
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Post by bootytea on Oct 17, 2013 9:57:49 GMT -5
Goldust never came out to say he was gay and the closest he came to state he was gay was when he dated a manly looking Marlena.
I am heterosexual and do things that a stereotypical homosexual would do, just to piss people off.
There was this one time in a prison show... You know what, its better I do not bring that up.
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