ITT your life is run by Vince Russo.

[suave]

Figured this could be fun. Basically, you add a plot twist to the person above you, and set them up for another twist.

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You wake up in the morning. You notice that there's someone next to you in bed. You tap them on the shoulder. They turn around, and it's...

[TK The Friendly Robot]

you lying next to you in bed! How did this happen, have you been cloned?! Dashing to the widow you throw back the curtains and see...

[Deleted]

A mailman luchador, you rush to the mailbox, open it and find.....

[rapidfire187]

A picture of Scott Hall. You go to throw it away, but inside the garbage can you find...

[TK The Friendly Robot]

Puppet the Psycho Dwarf engaged in a furious masturbation session. As he finishes he looks you straight in the eyes and says...

[ratetankmark]

"Wanna join?", you panic and run away only to bump into...

[Deleted]

The British Bulldog who is waving the flag of......

[thegame415]

SWERVE! Vince Russo doesn't run your life, you're dead.

[MrBRulzOK]

DOUBLE SWERVE! You're not actually dead! This has all been a half-baked NWO B-Team plot to convince you that you are dead so you miss your number one contender's match for the WCW Hardcore Championship against...

[TK The Friendly Robot]

The cast of Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats! You run down to the ring and find your opponents out cold, towering over them you see...

[suave]

Kofi Kingston!? But what's he doing here? You ask him what all this is about, and he simply smiles and points to the entrance ramp. You turn around, and are shocked to see...

[evilone]

that you have actually been blind all your life and you cant see nothing but pitch blank, your life has been a lie. Suddenly bright spot light shines straight on you and you hear the voice "My child I am ...

[suave]

PAUL HEYMAN!"

As you open your eyes, the scene is strange and unfamiliar. You are in a large wrestling ring, and there are banners that read "ECW Heatwave 2013". Paul explains to you that in 2001, he won the lottery and bought both WWF and WCW. ECW is now the top promotion in the world. You, and a few others, were kidnapped and told that ECW died, because he saw you as quite a danger. But now, with ECW reigning supreme, it is safe to let you out. He tells you that his top champion, the face of the company, can probably explain better. He gestures to the ramp, music plays, the crowd goes ballistic, and you are shocked to see, on the ramp, holding his title, with a big grin...

[Emmet Russell]

.. is Vince Russo!

Heyman explains that although he originally hated Russo, he came to understand his thought process & figured he's be the best man to lead his company into the future as a booker, wrestler, announcer & time-keeper. You keep your composer but you're still struggled to come to grips with it all.

You tell Paul you need a seat, he tells you he knows the perfect place. You follow Paul as he leads you to ...

[suave]

A dark room, with a table full of men in business suits. Paul and Vince identify them as the ECW Board of Directors. As you look more closely, you are shocked, as there are more than a few familiar faces. They are...

[Tony Schiavontay]

Justin Credible, Horace Hogan, David Flair, the ghost of Giant Gonzalez and Handy Henry, son of Mark Henry and Mae Young, who has used his high position to make himself the new face of the company, about to challenge Russo to the world title at the PPV in a "Pole on a Pole on a Pole Match".

Suddenly the door swings open and in walks...

[EP 54 is banned from Collision]

Rey Mysterio! Who says that he bought out all Paul Heyman's stock after winning two lotteries. Things are going to change! He beckons you outside, closes the door on the boardroom, where everyone is shocked. Then he takes off his mask to reveal...

[Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!!]

Shawn "Planet" Stasiak; the Craziak dimension needs a fed of wrestlers to serve as jobbers for all eternity. portals open up and a bunch of spaceships appear to take the roster away. the mothership lands and out comes a man in an astronaut suit. Planet Stasiak bows before him as the lord and savior of the universe. he removes his helmet and reveals he is...

[EP 54 is banned from Collision]

Vincent Kennedy McMahon! 'It was me all along!' he shouts. He points at you and says 'YOU'REEE FIRRRRED' At which point you explain that you aren't actually under contract to anyone, so he...

[________ has left the building]

Make you have Tijuana Deathmatch against Oklahoma for the rights for a WWE contract so he can fire you. You almost win before Chris Masters in a sombrero interferes on the behalf of Oklahoma. Right before they can put you down for defeat, La Parka arrives to save the day. The first thing he says to you is...