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Post by TK The Friendly Robot on Oct 20, 2013 10:53:13 GMT -5
"Ay Dios mio! I thought you were Cute Kip! Now who's going to teach me how get rock hard glutes?!" La Parka then blasts everyone in the ring with a chair before throwing your knocked out body on top of Oklahoma for the win. Hours pass and eventually you come round, you're not in the ring anymore and Vince, Oklahoma, Masters and La Parka are gone, instead you're looking at...
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Wade Wilson
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Post by SAJ Forth on Oct 20, 2013 12:23:33 GMT -5
Scott Steiner. You then use the photo to hit...
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Oct 20, 2013 15:22:44 GMT -5
...The Maestro! You clock him in the face, his blood is gushing from his forehead. Scott Steiner picks up the unconscious Maestro and proceeds to...
...make-out with him! Then Steiner drops the unconscious Maestro and looks at you and says...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2013 15:42:17 GMT -5
..."What are you looking at, it's been proven that when the moon is in the 37th latitude and the tides are that nautical peak that Big Poppa Pump will make out with any freak!" Steiner begins to move towards you when....
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2013 18:35:31 GMT -5
(Not contributing. I just wanted to say that "bought Paul Heyman's stock after winning TWO lotteries" just about killed me.)
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Oct 20, 2013 21:41:51 GMT -5
..."What are you looking at, it's been proven that when the moon is in the 37th latitude and the tides are that nautical peak that Big Poppa Pump will make out with any freak!" Steiner begins to move towards you when.... he's distracted by a pretty balloon held by CM Punk, Rogue Balloon Vendor. with Steiner distracted, Punk proceeds to...
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Post by EP 54 is banned from Collision on Oct 22, 2013 16:53:55 GMT -5
to tag in David Arquette, who rolls Big Poppa Pump up for the three count! David Arquette is the new WCW champion!
Eric Bischoff rides up on a big motorbike, pulls out a microphone and says:
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suave
Dennis Stamp
"I only got on my knees for God and maybe to lick a girl's pussy" -Teddy Hart
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Post by suave on Oct 22, 2013 19:48:02 GMT -5
"SCOTT STIENER, YOU'RE FIRE-"
Suddenly Vince McMahon shows up, and he's pissed.
"WHAT? I THOUGHT THIS WAS A WWE SHOW! DAMMIT, THINGS ARE ABOUT TO CHANGE-"
Paul Heyman walks out, equally pissed.
"NO! I DIDN'T BUY YOU TWO OUT AND LET VINCE RUSSO RUN THE SHOW SO YOU COULD PLAY BY YOUR RULES!"
The three look at each other, shocked. They begin to talk.
Vince: "Bought us out?"
Paul:"Yeah. ECW runs things around here, compadre."
Eric: "WCW and the nWo storyline put you shlubs out of business in 1997."
They suddenly all adopt a look of horror.
"Holy shit, this can't be!"
"He told you he was the master of all dimensions, and that he would soon come to rule the wrestling world too?"
"Yeah!"
Suddenly, the lights go black, and when they come on, a familiar face is standing above the three, who all bow in fear and reverence. It's...
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Dennis Stamp
This is the greatest post in the history of this board!
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Oct 22, 2013 20:21:40 GMT -5
DUANE GILL!
He comes out and shoots on how Vince f***ed him over in the Attitude era by not booking him correctly as Gillberg, Bischoff for ripping him off for the Goldberg gimmick and Heyman because he didn't shake his hand backstage. Russo, on the other hand, is a visionary who took this dive into the big time but got f***ed by politics. He says he's going to tear wrestling apart and rebuild it brick by brick. However, he can't do it alone and introduces his tag team partner...
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Oct 22, 2013 21:39:26 GMT -5
...HUGH MORRIS!
But, in a shocking move, Hugh begins pummelling Duane Gill unmercifully. Bischoff grabs the microphone and complains that Hugh Morris has gone off-script! That everything up until now has been scripted but THIS is real!
As a result, You, Duane Gill, and Hugh Morris are now suddenly thrust into a 6-Man tag team match, with the winner gaining complete creative control (complete creative control not guaranteed). And your opponents are...
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Post by ratetankmark on Oct 23, 2013 1:15:48 GMT -5
Chuck Norris, The Great Muta and Bullet Club Prince Devitt.
However mid-way through the match after you get pummelled, Devitt suddenly attacks Norris and Bloody Sundays both Muta and Norris at the same time before extending his hand to you and...
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Oct 23, 2013 10:27:40 GMT -5
Eric Bischoff and Vince Russo come out and announce that everything's too confusing and your life is being rebooted.
you wake up in bed, turn over and see sleeping next to you is...
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suave
Dennis Stamp
"I only got on my knees for God and maybe to lick a girl's pussy" -Teddy Hart
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Post by suave on Oct 23, 2013 23:13:47 GMT -5
Trish Stratus, and she makes it clear that she wants some. She slowly crawls over to you, and just as it looks like you're about to get a happy ending, you hear the door open. Oh shit! It's her boyfriend! Looking pissed off beyond belief, looking like he's about to kick your ass, its...
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Post by psychokiller on Oct 23, 2013 23:46:19 GMT -5
SYCHO SID
With a squeegee in his hand screaming maniacally "what do you think your doing with my girl you bald headed little puke!"
And than you jump out the window to escape, and run away as Sid rushes out of the house towards his pickup truck to chase you down and happens to see.......
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Unicron
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Post by SOR on Oct 24, 2013 1:57:03 GMT -5
Arn Anderson and he's back for revenge! The two start brawling as a car stops on the road. You quickly get into the back seat only to realize that the driver is...
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Oct 24, 2013 3:03:29 GMT -5
...DA UNDERTAKER!
"WHERE TO, TEDDY?" he bellows, as you look in the mirror and realize you've been Teddy Long this entire time! In your shock, you turn to the person sitting next to you, and it's...
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Oct 24, 2013 10:31:09 GMT -5
Brother Bruti, complete in his Booty Man get-up. he gets on his knees and starts begging you/Teddy Long for a job because Hollywood won't return his calls and neither will Randy Savage (he apparently doesn't know that Randy is dead). you/Teddy say you/Teddy will give him a job but only if he wins a match one on one with da...
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suave
Dennis Stamp
"I only got on my knees for God and maybe to lick a girl's pussy" -Teddy Hart
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Post by suave on Oct 24, 2013 14:30:57 GMT -5
UNDATAKA!
The Deadman gets out of the car, and hops in the back seat to brawl with Brutus. You run out, and haul ass away from the car as quickly as you can. You keep going until you're in a small town. Nobody's there, and this place gives you the creeps. You head into a comic book store, and decide to grab a few. I mean, who's really gonna stop you, right? You're snatching books, when suddenly you notice a weird looking part of the wall. You push it, and you suddenly find yourself in a room, with a man watching cartoons in a chair. He turns around, and to your horror, it's...
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Post by TK The Friendly Robot on Oct 24, 2013 18:53:19 GMT -5
Actually just a giant statue with a sunglasses on and holding a bag of cheetos. You push the statue out of the chair and grab the cheetos. Sitting down you start stuffing them into your face but when you turn to the screen, the cartoons that you were looking forward to watching have been replaced by a horrible hardcore sex tape where Nicole Bass is getting it on with...
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Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Oct 24, 2013 19:09:03 GMT -5
Big Daddy V's Mammoth-sized moobs! The sound of her bouncing atop those sweaty, bloated mammories fills you with horror. Before you know it the Harris Twins have strapped you down into the chair as a tiny Vince Russo head appears in the corner of screen, Mortal Kombat style, and yells "Swerve!" As you struggle to free yourself or just change the channel...
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