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Post by ________ has left the building on Oct 21, 2013 17:50:21 GMT -5
Punk is the Kenny Winker of pro wrestling.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Oct 21, 2013 17:51:19 GMT -5
I wonder how Punk breaks up with these women? I imagine that he tells them to meet him in a restaurant, he makes sure they are there before him, he comes in, sits down and says "we're done," immediately stands up and leaves, and Colt comes and sits down and goes over the severance package with her. So Punk is Dennis and Colt is Mac? Makes sense. But who is Frank? Cliff Compton.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Oct 21, 2013 17:51:37 GMT -5
I don't drink. I don't smoke. My only addiction is competition.
Oh and poontang.
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Post by y4j1981 on Oct 21, 2013 17:53:18 GMT -5
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Post by D2: Sweet & Sour Edition on Oct 21, 2013 18:33:48 GMT -5
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Post by Chuckie Finster on Oct 21, 2013 18:51:20 GMT -5
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Post by celticjobber on Oct 21, 2013 18:56:14 GMT -5
CM Punk is the John Mayer of WWE.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2013 19:05:12 GMT -5
Now Batista needs to come back and bang Kaitlyn, Layla, Summer Rae, Etc, Etc Too late.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2013 19:08:41 GMT -5
Now Batista needs to come back and bang Kaitlyn, Layla, Summer Rae, Etc, Etc Too late. I think YT took it down but there's also the video with Miz and Morrison on the Tom Green Show, where they prank call Layla...and Batista is the one answering the phone.
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Post by Andy Martin on Oct 21, 2013 19:11:44 GMT -5
Whatever makes them happy
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Oct 21, 2013 19:20:33 GMT -5
It all makes sense now...Batista turned Layla lesbian.
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Post by Sephiroth on Oct 21, 2013 19:54:46 GMT -5
If he wants to be a playa fine on him. I don't consider it good behavior or respectful toward women. If that is what he chooses then he has no right to cry fowl when these same women begrudge him.Without being ridiculous, has that ever happened? He didn't have any kind things to say about Beth Phoenix after their break up. I don't know what went on between them, but I do know that it usually takes two to make a lousy relationship.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Oct 21, 2013 20:06:40 GMT -5
I sincerely hope straight edge means he wears protection. Lita alone has likely had a ton of questionable partners. I can't imagine what Punk could potentially have. Nor do I want to. Like Matt Hardy lice? I'd be more concerned about the El Dandy crabs. Matt Hardy was physically toxic enough that he never had to worry about it.
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Post by kerda on Oct 21, 2013 20:07:47 GMT -5
I'm eternally fascinated by the way that male wrestling fans talk about the performers like a stereotypical "mean girl" throwing shade at, like, Gwyneth Paltrow or something.
Any (perceived) flaw in a performer's physique, attitude or relationships seems to draw out a cavalcade of prudes and concern trolls. Don't get me wrong, I have no doubt that plenty of these guys/girls are jerks and/or prone to making poor life choices, but you can take any random sample of the population and find the same thing.
Just let these folks live. Talk trash about their performances or the general product all you want, but at least give them the freedom to be "normal" people when they step out of the ring.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Oct 21, 2013 20:11:37 GMT -5
I wonder how Punk breaks up with these women? I imagine that he tells them to meet him in a restaurant, he makes sure they are there before him, he comes in, sits down and says "we're done," immediately stands up and leaves, and Colt comes and sits down and goes over the severance package with her. you left out the part where they start crying and begging him to stay, and he replies that he has to go because he has to return some videotapes.
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Oct 21, 2013 21:13:34 GMT -5
CM Punk has a great .... THE GO TO SLEEP WITH DIVAS!
Seriously Punk needs to change his theme song to that one Eminem song where he says "god sent me to piss the world off"
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Post by rybackrulez on Oct 21, 2013 23:13:08 GMT -5
Lets just hope this doesn't end the same way Punk/Beth ended. AJ getting speared by edge?
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Oct 22, 2013 0:07:58 GMT -5
Monogamy is an invention of convenience, economics and security. It's not really necessary anymore to the progress of the human race. That's not really much of a pickup line though. Kanye said the same thing in an easier to digest package: Love is cursed by monogamy. Five words, keep it simple. Ladies will prefer it.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Oct 22, 2013 1:23:36 GMT -5
I sincerely hope straight edge means he wears protection. Lita alone has likely had a ton of questionable partners. I can't imagine what Punk could potentially have. Nor do I want to. Or you could presume if either of them had actually picked up something they would at least have the sense to get it treated? Common sense and all that?
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Oct 22, 2013 1:25:51 GMT -5
That's not really much of a pickup line though. Kanye said the same thing in an easier to digest package: Love is cursed by monogamy. Five words, keep it simple. Ladies will prefer it. Because when I want life lessons I turn to someone who is attached to the Kardashians
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