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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jun 11, 2014 11:41:41 GMT -5
It may be our only hope but I'll leave it up to the people.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jun 11, 2014 11:42:48 GMT -5
Sounds way too complicated, I think.
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on Jun 11, 2014 12:15:17 GMT -5
I think anything will help. So I'm on board with it.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 11, 2014 15:54:08 GMT -5
I want to clarify a few things in the event that we run a trial demo of my idea:
1. It's a rough idea. There could be finer points I haven't considered.
2. I still do not plan to take the reigns back. I'm just suggesting a radical change that could solve problems. Or not.
3. The method would be for matches that we would put up to a vote in the first place. If a couple of members have a feud that they want no voting in, they are invited to write their matches out in full to be posted as part of the overall show every week.
4. If we do the trial demo, let's go point by point on how to make it work:
I will write an entrance with all the bells and whistles. It leads write up to the bell ring. Basically, it'll be no different than a WWE: FAN Edition match up to this point.
In WWE: FAN Edition members will post "Cena with a right jab" to mark their vote for John Cena in a match. This works for their fast paced live voting. We're taking a slower, more descriptive approach to match the legacy of the FAWA in certain ways.
"Cena with a right jab" won't be actively discouraged, but I'd prefer something like the following:
Someone could respond to that with:
Here's the kicker: the first poster - the Cena voter - can still post. Their vote is already counted but the match goes on. Same goes for the guy who just voted for Big Show.
This could be the game changer. Anyone means anyone. Someone from Off Topic could pop into the thread and post a vote so long as it follows the rules. Being a member no longer means voting privileges. Being a member means you have a character to be booked into matches and write promos with others, etc. It's a means of expansion and inclusion versus exclusion.
In order to make this work, we must figure out the members of the match, the guidelines, and the date and time of the trial demo match. Then we must get the word out. Tell people across the board to give it a look. The deadline will be set for hours and hours later so there will be time - no rush. If they like the experience then maybe they'll check it out again in the future.
The idea is to promote vote post creativity, ongoing participation, and inclusion once again.
Again, this one is straightforward and straight out of the WWE: FAN Edition playbook.
So if we're going to make this trial demo work, let's figure out who the contenders are. Let's do a simple 1v1 match with no special stipulations.
Then let's figure out when to hold it. Tomorrow? Friday? Not until next Monday?
Once we know when, we inform others about it. Maybe start with the WWE: FAN Edition members first since they are at least familiar with it. Then try the extended Forum Games members, then Off-Topic, and so on. Spread this all around so that we have people ready to give it a shot all together.
There should be emphasis placed upon the idea that one does not need to be a member to vote nor to Like a vote. A member is simply someone who has characters and submits content.
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jun 11, 2014 17:55:48 GMT -5
What's to stop someone from being flat out ridiculous?
Ex: John Cena pulls out a gun and shoots Big Show in the head. Big Show's family weeps as John Cena finds a flamethrower under the ring. John Cena starts setting the Big Show's body, as well as the corner of the ring, on fire!
The thing with WWE:FAN is that the votes can be ridiculous as they want because they're not actually what's happening in kayfabe. It's just a vote on who should win and then the actual match finish is posted at the deadline.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 11, 2014 18:12:34 GMT -5
What's to stop someone from being flat out ridiculous? Ex: John Cena pulls out a gun and shoots Big Show in the head. Big Show's family weeps as John Cena finds a flamethrower under the ring. John Cena starts setting the Big Show's body, as well as the corner of the ring, on fire! The thing with WWE:FAN is that the votes can be ridiculous as they want because they're not actually what's happening in kayfabe. It's just a vote on who should win and then the actual match finish is posted at the deadline. Or if you remember the 24/7 Hardcore Title we had at the beginning where we had cannonballs getting shot at people. |
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 11, 2014 21:41:11 GMT -5
Fair point and question.
First, I'm aware that WWEFE votes aren't meant to actually simulate a match. They're what makes my idea a hybrid.
Second, I think there could be a simple disclaimer against unrealistic (relative to actual televised pro wrestling) actions. Any that are posted will not be counted for voting purposes. The GM is the judge of that. I like to think that Antihero is a good judge on pro wrestling realism.
I think it would be a good idea to post the voting rules (whatever ultimate form they take) prior to going live though just so that things are clear though.
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on Jun 12, 2014 20:29:16 GMT -5
Hows the show coming along? As I stated, I am all for what BRB wants to do. At least do something that can get this place back on track.  |
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jun 12, 2014 21:01:11 GMT -5
Tim Hoss: WELCOME EVERYONE TO NITRAW!!!! What a night we have in store for you tonight. A HUGE World Title match featuring one of the legends in FAWA and our current World Champion....Seth Drakin going one on one with Antihero. My God what a match that will be.
Jess King: But not so fast, Gorilla. We have another huge match coming up right now!!
Hoss: Right you are, King. Lets go to our good friend the legendary Michael Muffer!!!
King: He owes me 20 bucks...
Michael Muffer: Ladies and gentleman...the following contest is scheduled for one fall. And it is a TRIPLE THREAT MATCH!!! And as a stipulation, the winner of this match will be the NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE FAWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
King: Which means that Seth and Antihero, if they're smart, HAVE to watch this match, because one of these three men will get the next shot at the belt.
-Just then, the lights go out...... THE CROWD POPS....but then settles down for vicious boos. Muffer: Introducing first....from Chicago, IL...weighing in at 290 pounds......SMOOOOOOOOOKIIIIIIIIN VOOOOOKOOOOOUNNNN!!!!!!!
-Vokoun then slowly walks out to the arena, he is not looking at anyone or anything except the ring. He is intensely focused. The crowd gives him heat, but Smokey doesn't care. King: That is a face of a warrior, Hoss. He knows it is now or never.
Hoss: He has done all the talking in the buildup of this match. He knows that this is the biggest match of his career. The time is now for Smokin Vokoun to break out to be a World Title contender.
-Vokoun slides into the ring and slumps into the corner. The crowd pops huge as the usual large entourage appears. Hoss: This truly has a big fight feel I believe.
King: Gus Richlin makes it that way, he's a big time player here.
Muffer: From Peshtigo, Wisconsin...accompanied to the ring by Shaelin Marie O'Hara....weighing in at 198 pounds...THE PREDATOR GUS RICHLIN!!!!!!!!
-He walks into the ring, kissing Shaelin on the lips. He takes his shirt off and throws it into the crowd. Hoss: He is fresh of that close 4 way dance for the title. He knows he needs to win this match so he can climb the mountain to the World Title.
The crowd pops huge the moment the music hits. Hoss: This man is extremely electric. One of the greats here at FAWA.
King: Yeah but he might be climbing an up hill battle, looking who his opponents are. But he is going to give it his all. He knows how important this match really is.
-However, before Hayden can get into the ring Gus Richlin runs up to the top turnbuckle AND HITS HIM WITH A MONTANASAULT ON TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!! Gus starts wailing on Michael. Gus starts playing to the crowd when out of nowhere SMOKIN VOKOUN COMES FLYING OFF THE TOP ROPE AND HITS A ELBOW DROP ON MICHAEL HAYDEN AS WELL!!!!! Leaving just Vokoun and Gus to stare each other down. Hoss: Well this bad luck for Michael Hayden right off the bat, he has taken both Gus and Smokey's aerial moves and he looks to be in pain.
King: I don't care about that. It looks like both Smokey and Gus are about to get it on.
-Vokoun and Gus stare each other down for a few seconds. When Vokoun gets a sick smile on his and indicates that he wants to do battle in the ring. Gus gets a smile and he agrees and Smokey gives him a "You first" motion. Gus jumps up onto the apron. But just then Vokoun, from behind, pulls him down and starts throwing some stiff lefts and rights on a stunned Richlin. Vokoun then rams Gus's head into the steel post. Vokoun starts to taunt and scream Gus. Smokey takes Gus's head and rams it into the steel post again. Vokoun then picks up Gus, walks right to where Michael Hayden is laying down AND HITS A SAMOAN DROP RIGHT ON TOP OF MICHAEL HAYDEN!!! Both Gus and Michael are writhing in pain while Vokoun just laughs it up. King: I have to tell you, Hoss. For once it's going to be Smokin Vokoun's night. He has been ready for this match for weeks...and I don't see either of these two competing with him.
Hoss: This is still WAAAAY to early to be burying two greats like Hayden and Richlin.
-Vokoun picks up Gus and throws him into the ring. Smokey then picks up Michael, slaps him in the face a few times and throws him into the ring. Vokoun slides in the ring and stands in the middle of ring, taunting the crowd, who boos him. He then picks up Gus from behind AND HITS A RELEASING GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! Folds Gus up like an accordion. Vokoun walks over to Hayden, picks him up AND HITS BIG BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!! Smokin Vokoun's confidence continues to grow as he kneels down to a dazed Gus Richlin and screams into his ears. Vokoun suddenly he gets behind Gus Richlin AND HITS A PINNING GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! 1 2 -Michael Hayden just barely breaks up the count. Hayden slowly gets up as Smokin Vokoun looks up at Hayden with an angry look. THe crowd is starting to chant Hayden's name as he is DEMANDING Vokoun to get into his face. Vokoun just gets up and laughs. Hayden then gets into his face and slaps Vokoun in the face. Vokoun just looks into Hayden's eyes and demands that he slap him again. Hayden just smile and slaps Vokoun in the face. Just then Vokoun goes nuts and again, throws rights and lefts. Vokoun grabs Hayden, Irish whips Hayden into the ropes and goes for a Lariat...but Hayden ducks THEN HAYDEN HITS THE ROLANDO!!!!! This staggers Vokoun. Hayden then shoots off the ropes AND HITS A ROLANDO DOS!!! Vokoun staggers over to the turnbuckle and drop,Vokoun is now in a real precarious position. Well, Michael gets a twinkle in his eyes, he runs at Smokey AND HITS A ROLANDO TRES RIGHT INTO SMOKIN VOKOUN'S FAMILY JEWELS!!!! Vokoun screams in pain and rolls out of the ring. Hoss: I don't care how much of a monster you are. It always hurts when someone goes down low.
King: How was that not a DQ?
Hoss: In a match of this importance...you have to let things go.
-Michael Hayden now has new life and the crowd pops big time. He turns around to see Gus Richlin standing there. The two shake hands and circle each other, then lock up. Hoss: It's so nice to see two men have respect for each other.
King: Yeah...before they kill each other.
-The hold on a collar elbow tie up for a bit. Gus pushes Michael into the ropes, then Irish whips him, he goes for a SPEAR...but Hayden leapfrogs him. Gus turns around, Michael goes for a CORK SCREW DROPKICK, but Gus ducks out of the away. Both men stare at each other in a stale mate. Hayden claps sarcastically and the two men circle each other again. Both men lock up again. Hayden gets control with a side headlock. But Gus powers out of it, lifts Hayden in the air, AND HITS A SAMOAN DROP!!! Gus goes for the cover... 1 -Kickout. Gus is starting to feel the momentum going his way. He picks up Michael, shoots him into the ropes...AND HITS A JUMPING ROUNDHOUSE KICK RIGHT INTO HAYDEN'S TEMPLE!!! Hayden goes down like he was shot. Gus goes for the cover... 1 2 -Kickout. Gus is feeling it. The crowd is on it's feet. Michael Hayden is getting up, but in a daze. Gus gets behind him..AND IT'S A GERMAN SUPLEX!!! Gus doesn't let go AND HITS A SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! He still doesn't let go...HE HITS A THIRD GERMAN SUPLEX!! MAKING IT A TRIPLE SUPLEX!!! Gus doesn't go for the cover though. He says he is going to finish it early. Hoss: Could this be it, King? He seems to be one move away from being the number one contender!!
-Gus waits for Michael to get up. Gus assumes the position...he's going for the Final Judgement....but Michael slips out...AND HAYDEN HITS THE OMEGA PLEX!!! Michael goes for the cover... 1 2 -Gus barely kicks out. Michael Hayden now has all the momentum. First thing he does is hit a double stomp on the chest of Gus, taking all the air out of him. Gus is coughing big time. Michael, feeling that things are finally going his way, picks up Gus, puts him on his shoulders..AND HITS THE GOD COMPLEX!!!! Knocking more air out of Gus's body. Hayden goes for the cover.. 1 2 -Kickout! But Gus didn't have much authority on that one. Hayden senses blood in the water. He pulls Gus to the turnbuckle...Michael gets on to the top rope...jumps...AND HIT'S A VICIOUS WARRIOR'S WAY DOUBLE STOMP OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! It looks like Gus can barely breathe. Hoss: I like Hayden's gameplan. Take the air out of Gus's lungs, don't give him air.
King: My picks just keep changing, both of these men are giving it their all. But where is Smokin Vokoun? He's not at ringside.
-Michael Hayden signals to the crowd that he is about to end it. He gets into the middle of the ring and waits for Gus to stagger to his knees. Just then Smokin Vokoun peeks his head over the ring, for the whole time he was hiding under the ring. Gus gets to his knees, Michael pounces...AND HITS THE KILL SHOT ON TO GUS'S HEAD!!! Gus is BUSTED WIDE OPEN!!! Michael starts to celebrate..just then..SMOKIN VOKOUN COMES IN THE RING AND HITS A DEVASTATING LARIAT!!!!!!! Vokoun gives a warrior scream to the crowd!!! Smokin Vokoun picks up Hayden, shots him into the ropes AND HE PICKS HIM AND SLAMS HIM WITH A BRUTAL SPINEBUSTER!!!! Vokoun starts yelling at the crowd again, and gets nothing but heat and boos. Hayden pulls himself using the ropes, but all he gets for his trouble IS A HANGMAN'S CLOTHESLINE FROM VOKOUN, SENDING BOTH MEN OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!! Vokoun lands on his feet, while Hayden is struggling to move. King: I think Vokoun let Gus and Michael have their fun, because Vokoun is about to bring the pain.
-Vokoun picks up Hayden's limp body and screams at him that he's finished. Vokoun pulls the protective padding, reveling the cold, concrete floor. Vokoun slowly looks at the crowd, then picks up Hayden AND SMASHES HIS HEAD INTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR WITH THE UNDERHOOK DDT!!! It looks like Hayden is out cold. King: I think it's safe to say that Hayden has been taken out of this fight.
Hoss: I usually say, "never say never". But it's not looking good for Hayden.
-Vokoun gets into the ring and sees a motionless Gus Richlin, still feeling the effects of The Kill Shot. Vokoun walks towards him and laughs at him. Vokoun picks up Gus's limp body, sees the blood and gets that crazy look in his eyes. Gus is shoved into the corner AND VOKOUN STARTS BITING GUS'S BLOODY FOREHEAD!!!! Vokoun then spits the blood at the crowd. He then hits several Bionic Elbows to Richlin's head, to make it even more bloody. Now Gus's face is a bloody mess. Vokoun lets Gus walk away from the turnbuckle, all dazed. Vokoun then takes him down with drop toe hold, just to laugh at him some more. Then, Vokoun goes to pick up Gus..WHO SUDDENDLY SPRINGS TO LIVE WITH A SMALL PACKAGE... 1 2 -VOKOUN BARELY KICKS OUT!!! Vokoun scurries to the corner in total shock. The crowd goes nuts. Hoss: Vokoun almost lost it that time. He was playing around with Gus Richlin, and that was definitely the wrong thing to do.
King: But Gus is still down though. How much did that take out of him?
-Vokoun calms down, picks up Gus, shoots him into the rope...Vokoun is going for another lariat...BUT GUS RICHLIN COUNTERS WITH THE SHAELIN STREET CUTTER!!!!! This staggers Vokoun into the turnbuckle. Gus sees this...runs at him AND HITS THE DARK LASSO!!!! Vokoun staggers out of the corner. Gus then goes to kick Smokey in the gut...but Vokoun catches...Vokoun starts to laugh BUT GUS HITS THE RICHLINZIGURI!!!! Vokoun goes down. Gus goes for the cover... 1 2 -Kickout!! Gus...who has been taking a ton of Vokoun's verbal abuse...starts to wail on him with MMA ground and pound, with the crowd going crazy!!! Hoss: Gus has had to take a ton of Smokin Vokoun's trash talk. Smokey is now starting to pay for his mouth.
-Gus gets off him and yells to the crowd, who gives him their approval. Vokoun is trying to escape the ring, but Gus will not let him. He grabs Vokoun, shoots him into the ropes...AND HITS SECOND ROUND HOUSE KICK, RIGHT INTO VOKOUN'S SKULL!!! Vokoun falls out of the ring and is very dazed. Shaelin O'Hara walks over to Vokoun and starts screaming at him. And demands that her man finish him off. Gus shouts to the crowd...he runs up the ropes AND GOES FOR A MONTANASAULT OFF THE TOP ROPE...ON TO THE FLOOR.....BUT VOKOUN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!!!!! Gus lands face first on the concrete floor and he looks to be out!! Shaelin looks on, stunned. Vokoun gets up and glares at Shaelin. King: There is a reason why they call those kind of moves, "high risk". Because it looks like Richlin has crashed and burned, and Vokoun is going to take advantage of it.
-Shaelin, in tears, is trying her hardest to get Gus to wake up. Vokoun, with a sick smile on his face, starts to head to the apron. He starts to wind up for a flying elbow...BUT SHAELIN STANDS OVER HER MAN....GETTING IN VOKOUN'S WAY!!!! Vokoun stops before he can jump. He screams at her to get out of the way, but Shaelin is standing her ground. Vokoun jumps down and the 6 foot 4 inch Smokin Vokoun gets face to face with the 5 foot 6 Shaelin O' Hara. The two start jawing at each other, until Shaelin, can't take it anymore AND SLAPS VOKOUN IN THE FACE!!! Vokoun, just smile AND SHOVES SHAELIN DOWN HARD ON HER ASS!!! Hoss: All she is doing is protecting her man. Gus Richlin is lucky to have her.
King: But Gus is going to get murdered for her getting in the way....YOU CALL THAT LUCKY?
-Gus is still face down on the concrete, bleeding everywhere, not moving. Vokoun gets on the apron one more time...he leaps..BUT SHAELIN PULLS GUS RICHLIN OUT OF THE WAY!!!!! VOKOUN LANDS ELBOW FIRST ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!! Smokin Vokoun is screaming pain...as Shaelin tries to revive Gus. Smokin Vokoun gets up...with an evil look in his eyes. He slowly walks toward the couple...he grabs Shaelin by the hair AND PUTS THE CHICAGO CLAW ON HER!!!! Shaelin is fighting for her life...but Vokoun has a death grip on her. Shaelin has a frightened look in her eye, while Vokoun has the eyes of a seriel killer. Shaelin, slowly but surely, goes to sleep. Knocking her out. Vokoun just lets her drop to the group. But he is not done yet and is eyeing the announcers table. Hoss: Oh my God...Smokin Vokoun can't be thinking what we are thinking.
King: If it is what I'm thinking, then she deserves it...she was the one who had to talk FOR her man...and she stuck her nose in Smokin Vokoun's business.
-Vokoun throws Shaelin on to the announce table. Vokoun gets on the table, Vokoun picks her up..AND EXECUTES A PULLING PILEDRIVER ON SHAELIN O'HARA......THREW A TABLE!!!!! Shaelin is out cold in a heap. The crowd boos Vokoun big time!! Hoss: YOU CAN'T GO TO HELL SMOKIN VOKOUN!!!! GET SOME DOCTORS OUT HERE DAMN IT!!!!
-Vokoun then walks over to a lifeless Gus Richlin and throws him into the ring. Vokoun signals that he is going to end this match. Vokoun throws Gus into the turnbuckles...which means it's Smoke Bomb time. Smokin Vokoun turns around to taunt the crowd...BUT MICHAEL HAYDEN HITS THE CLOSE UP OUT OF NOWHERE!!!! Hayden goes for the cover... 1 2 -KICKOUT!!!! King: WHERE THE HELL DID HAYDEN COME FROM!!!! ?? MICHAEL HAYDEN CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!!
Hoss: It's not over yet, huh?
-Vokoun gets up, angry and goes to attack Hayden, but Hayden turns him around, grabs him AND HITS A GERMAN SUPLEX!!! But he doesn't let go...HE THEN HITS A TIGER SUPLEX!!! He still hangs on AND HE COMPLETES THE TRILOGY WITH A DRAGON SUPLEX FOR THE PIN!!!! 1 2 -GUS RICHLIN BARELY GETS IN THERE FOR THE SAVE!!!!! All three men are laid out in the ring not moving. The referee starts counting all three men... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 -Smokin Vokoun is now moving and is crawling to Gus. He lays an arm over him.... 1 2 -KICKOUT!!!!! Hoss: The guts and intestinal fortitude for all three men is just amazing. Who ever wins this match will surely deserve it.
-Just has this all going on, the ring doctors are walking to ringside to put Shaelin O'Hara on a stretcher. While this is happening, Michael Hayden slowly starts to get up, as is Gus. Gus sees Hayden pulling himself up, Gus springs into action AND JUMPS OFF THE ROPES TO HIT THE SHOWTIME KICK!!!!! Gus goes for the cover.... 1 2 -KICKOUT!!!! Gus then sees that they are taking his girlfriend away. He walks to the ropes, looking on in disbelief....just then Smokin Vokoun grabs him from behind AND EXECUTES A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!!! GUS LANDS ON HIS HEAD!!!! HE IS KNOCKED OUT!!!! King: I don't care if it's your girlfriend or you're mother. You have a shot to win a huge match, you take it. And Gus, just blew it here tonight.
Hoss: Spoken like a man who never had someone to love. Gus cares about Shaelin more than anything. SHE saved him in this match.
King: Yeah, but it looks like he did himself in.
-Vokoun then sees a prone Michael Hayden. He throws him into the turnbuckle. Vokoun climbs the top rope, picks up Hayden AND HE LEAPS TO HIT THE SMOKE BOMB OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!!! Vokoun, exhausted, puts an arm over Hayden.... 1 2 3!!!!!! Muffer: The winner of this match...and the NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! SMOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIN' VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNNNNNNN!!!!!
-Vokoun gets up, with a glazed look in his eyes. But he knows he won. The crowd start booing him loudly, though he has a few cheers. He walks out of the arena, screaming loudly. He walks past the emt's, who protect Shaelin. But Vokoun, just brushes them off and walks away. King: SMOKIN VOKOUN HAS TAKEN ONE GIANT STEP TO BEING A FAWA LEGEND!!! Because he will face the winner of the Drakin vs Antihero match. And I think he has to be the favorite to be the new World Champion.
-Gus and Michael slowly get up together. Michael helps Gus up. Gus is looking around for Shaelin...but the EMT's have taken her to the back. Gus shoves Michael away and runs out of the ring....with tears in his eyes...looking for Shaelin. Hoss: This is heartbreaking. Gus loves that woman...more than anything. And she made the ultimate sacrifice to try and get her man the win. Only to have her get destroyed by Smokin Vokoun.
King: She deserved it. She shouldn't have stayed out of his way.
Hoss: I'll tell you what! This is going to light a fire under Gus's ass....and I think he will want to get his hands on Smokin Vokoun....sooner rather than later!!!
King: Maybe so...but Smokin Vokoun will now only have one thing in mind...to destroy the World Champion.[/quote]
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on Jun 12, 2014 21:02:24 GMT -5
Hello everyone and welcome back to our second segment of
INSIDE THE VAULT!!!!!
Today we are going back to the past...no shit. To highlight a classic World Heavyweight Title fight. In honor of the upcoming Seth Drakin vs Antihero FAWA World Championship match.
This takes place on June 28th, 2010 at WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE!!!!
WWCF World Championship: Jay Carroll V. Amigo
Special Referee: Viva Los Bio Dome
Hoss - Well, now it‘s time for our main event! Let‘s go to Fred G. Neric for the final spin of the wheel!
Neric: Ladies and gentlemen, here we go!
Neric gives the wheel a spin and it lands on…
Neric: A No-Ropes Barbed Wire Sickle Chain Deathmatch!
King - Wow! What a crazy match this is gonna be!
Hoss - Folks, the ropes are replaced with barbed wire, creating an already dangerous environment. Add to it a bullrope, with a sickle in place of the cowbell, and you‘ve got a recipe for mayhem!
King - Well what‘re we waiting for?! Let‘s send it down to Muffer!
Michael Muffer: From Hayward, California! He is your special guest referee for the WWCF Heavyweight championship. Vivaaaaaaaaaa Los BYE-OHHHHHHHHHHH DOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*Paparazzi (Metal Version) hits the speakers, and the red carpet rolls out. Viva Los Bio Dome appears at the top of the ramp with Lisa Garcia and Marissa Logan. The Paparazzi is shooting his picture at a feverish pace, and since he has little physical work to do, he camps it up for the camera men. He walks down the ramp and lets the ladies bend the ropes before entering and posing on every corner with his referee's shirt.*
"Gorilla" Tim Hoss: You see, this is exactly what I'm afraid of, frankly. I just have the disgusting feeling that Viva Los Bio Dome is unable to do anything without making it about him. This match is about Amigo and Jay Carroll. But no, it's going to be Viva's night, and I have no idea why.
Jesse King: Hey, I know why, Timmy. It's because he's the greatest entertainer this world has ever seen. The fans DESERVE this.
"Gorilla" Tim Hoss: You should really look in the mirror before you come out here, King. Your nose is covered in Viva's brown right now.
Jesse King: Don't hate the player, hate the game, buddy.
Michael Muffer: Hailing from Tempe, Arizona! He's your number one contender for the belt. Coming in at a weight of 214 lbs and a height of 6 foot even... AHHHH-MEEEEEEEEEEEE-GO!
*Welcome to Hell hits the speakers loudly, and Amigo walks out with The Human Hate Machines not far behind. He's got a sickle chain in hand, and since he was pushing for this match, he's quite stoked.*
"Gorilla" Tim Hoss: Now here's a guy that is a jerk, much like Viva Los Bio Dome, but the guy comes by it honestly, and if you don't like it, he's got a couple of fists that will make you come around. A lucky guy, as well, as he was actively pushing for this match, and the wheel spun in his favor!
Jesse King: You know, if you ask me, this guy is just jealous of Viva. Here's a guy who never has anything nice to say about anybody, and if you say something he doesn't like, you're delusional, an assclown, etc. The pot's continually calling the kettle black with this guy, and I'd just like the see Amigo, just once, show a sign of respect for ANY competitor he faces.
"Gorilla" Tim Hoss: Keep dreaming, pal. Amigo doesn't want respect and he sure as hell isn't going to start showing respect any time soon.
Michael Muffer: And last but certainly not least. He is your WWCF World Heavyweight Champion. Coming out of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania at a weight of 215 and a height of 6 foot even, Jayyyyyyyyy CARE-OLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
*Well Thought Out Twinkies hits and Jay runs out to the ramp all smiles. He's clearly enthused to compete, even if it means getting sliced open with a sickle. Out comes The Family, and it looks like this won't just be a Championship match, but also a turf war.*
Jesse King: Uh oh, it might just become stable vs. stable out here!
"Gorilla" Tim Hoss: I remember earlier in the week, Viva made quite clear that he was going to banish both The Family and The Human Hate Machines from ringside, lets see if he holds true to his promise.
Jesse King: Viva is a man of his word, 'Rilla. Why even question it? Done deal, these guys won't be here when the match starts.
*Viva takes the microphone and sends Michael Muffer out of the ring.*
Viva Los Bio Dome: Hey! I'm glad you guys are all here in one place. Not to show off, but I've got some news. You didn't really think I was going to come out here with my tail between my legs and ref the match without incident, did you? I mean, it's like you people don't even know me.
Seth Drakin, I'd like to see that pretty little face of yours up on the Crappertron, please. I've got time to wait, as I'm the one that calls for the bell around here.
*Both Amigo and Jay Carroll look around puzzled, also a little irritated. The three men in the ring and the stables outside of it both wait patiently, until about 30 seconds later, Seth appears on the Crappertron.*
Seth Drakin: What do you want, Viva? What is SO important that you would deny our fans the match of the night?
Viva Los Bio Dome: Well, hey camera man, you see that guy sitting between Lisa and Marissa? Pan over there, show Seth.
*Viva waits until the cameraman obliges. On the screen appears a man in a nice suit, sitting quietly and showing no emotion whatsoever.*
Viva Los Bio Dome: You see that guy, Seth? That's my lawyer, Jack Thompson. You see, when I told you that I wanted to prove my worth and fight in the triple threat tournament, I never really gave up my rematch clause. I never ripped apart my contract, and it is still here, intact.
*Jack Thompson holds up the contract.*
Viva Los Bio Dome: As such, I would expect you to honor your half, and grant me my rematch.
Seth Drakin: Jay, Amigo, I'm sorry, but my hands are tied here. This man does deserve a rematch.
*Both Jay Carroll and Amigo both look at each other and are livid at the idea of a triple threat match.*
Viva Los Bio Dome: Woah, woah, woah. Slow down, Seth. I don't want to fight tonight. After all, I've got a refereeing job to do.
But I do want my rematch next Monday night on Niteraw, and I want Amigo, The Family, Heavy Metal Hollywood, and The Human Hate Machines all banned from interfering. I'm taking my title back.
Seth Drakin: So be it, Viva. Now, will you please start the match?
Viva Los Bio Dome: Yes sir. Woah, wait a sec. Hold on. Now that I've made all you useless bastards jealous, vacate ringside. Now.
*The Human Hate Machines and The Family all yell terrible things at Viva before walking slowly up the ramp and exiting.*
Viva finally calls for the bell and Amigo and Jay lock up. They start off with a tug of war, pulling the rope back and forth, both trying to gain possession of the sickle. Amigo gives a firm yank and grabs the sickle. He immediately clocks Jay with it, then tries to drive it into his throat. Jay grab’s Amigo’s hand and forces it back, then kicks Amigo off. Jay kips up and charges, but Amigo backdrop’s him into the barbed wire ropes! He walks over and begins choking Jay with his boot, as Viva stands back, looking disinterested.
"Gorilla" Tim Hoss: Get your head in the game, Viva! You have a job to do! This isn't a boring match, this is two men in a deadly game of chess!
Amigo pulls Jay up and throws him into the corner, then charges, hitting a forearm smash. Jay slumps down, as Amigo picks up the sickle chain. He approaches Jay and holds the chain up high, but before he can use it, Jay kicks Amigo low, causing him to drop the chain! Jay tackles Amigo at the knees, driving him into the mat. He mounts Amigo and starts hammering him with punches, as Viva just watches.
"Gorilla" Tim Hoss: Viva, he's supposed to have a 5 count there! You can't just let a man beat another man into ground beef!
Jesse King: It's a friggin' No Rope Barbed Wire Sickle Chain DEATHMATCH, 'Rilla! You really think Viva's gonna pull a guy off with a SICKLE CHAIN in his hand?!
"Gorilla" Tim Hoss: You know what, King? That's actually a fair point. I really hadn't even thought of that.
Amigo knocks Jay off of him and get’s to his feet. The two lock up again and Amigo tosses Jay towards the barbed wire ropes. Jay reverses it, though, and Amigo hit’s the ropes hard!
Jay pulls Amigo out of the wire and we can see blood dripping from his back. He set’s Amigo in position for a piledriver, but Amigo back body drop’s him into the wire!
Jesse King: These men are a mess, physically. Good god, there is blood everywhere, and no end in sight. I'm starting to get physically ill.
"Gorilla" Tim Hoss: What's a matter, King? Never seen a little blood before?
Amigo pulls a bleeding Jay out and DDT’s him! Cover!
Viva takes his time going down for the pin and Jay is able to kick out before one.
"Gorilla" Tim Hoss: What's your excuse for that, King? There is NO EXCUSE for being a poor sport and not doing your job to the fullest. He doesn't have to be happy he's a ref instead of being a participant in the match, but he should have enough respect for the sport to do his JOB!
Jesse King: I agree with you, Timmy, but the truth of the matter is that Viva stands to gain a lot more by letting these two rip each other in to pulled pork. I don't like it, and I agree, he should be calling the match fair, but I understand it.
Amigo pulls Jay up and suplex’s him into the wire! He then picks up the sickle chain and drives it into Jay’s forehead!
Jay begins gushing blood as Amigo continues to work him over with the sickle chain. Viva continues to watch, not caring one way or another what happens.
"Gorilla" Tim Hoss: Okay, King. I'm starting to feel queasy too. You like to watch two men battle, but this is borderline snuff film. I just hope these two survive.
Amigo takes the rope and chokes Jay with it, then covers him! Viva slowly goes down and makes the count.
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Kickout!
"Gorilla" Tim Hoss: Man, Viva is really giving Amigo the shaft here. He needs to quicken his pace and give him a fair shake.
Amigo glares at Viva, before kicking Jay in the head! He picks up the sickle chain and wraps it around his hand, then waits for Jay to get up. As Jay get’s to his feet, Amigo levels him with a hard shot, assisted by the chain!
Jay is a bloody mess now, as Amigo sit’s him up. He backs up, going for the Bom-Ba-Ye, but then he stops and grins. He takes the sickle chain and wraps it around his knee, then backs up again. He goes for the Bom-Ba-Ye, but Jay ducks the shot! Amigo spins around and Jay rolls him up! Viva slowly goes down to count, but Amigo kicks out before Viva starts counting!
Jesse King: Say what you want, 'Rilla, but at least he's lethargic for the both of them. We may not like his way of officiating, but I can't say it's been unfair either way.
"Gorilla" Tim Hoss: I guess I can agree with that.
Amigo drives his knee into Jay’s gut, then lifts Jay up and hit’s a brainbuster! Amigo covers him, making sure to place his elbow across Jay’s face! Viva goes down very slowly and begins counting.
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Thr-Jay shoots his shoulder up!
"Gorilla" Tim Hoss: Are you kidding me, Viva?! Amigo was robbed! He had this match won! This is a disgrace! A DISGRACE!!
Amigo get’s in Viva’s face, yelling at him about the slow counts. He shoves Viva, then turns back to Jay. He picks the Champion up, but Viva grabs the World Title belt and nails Amigo in the back of the head with it! Jay quickly cradles him! Viva goes down to make the count!
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Jesse King: Jay wins! Jay wins! The rematch of the century next week on Niteraw!
"Gorilla" Tim Hoss: Everyone within a 50 mile radius of this building knows that Amigo was absolutely pilfered of a second title reign tonight, and now he's left in the dust. No rematch clause, no chance for revenge during Viva's rematch next monday. This is sick. This is disgusting, dispicable, and a dark day in the WWCF.
Michael Muffer: Here is your winner, and STILL WWCF World Champion, Jay Carroll!
Viva stands above Amigo and begins talking trash.
Viva Los Bio Dome: An eye for an eye, my friend. Now, you have no chance but to go ahead and watch me win the belt you covet next week. It's nothing personal, man. You cost me my shot in the Triple Threat Tournament, and now I cost you your shot. The world wants to see me put Jay to sleep, man. They don't want to see me beat up a sad little man like you.
"Gorilla" Tim Hoss: You see, this is why I hate Viva. He stuck his nose all up where it didn't belong. He cost Amigo a legitimate chance at the title, and now he's got his own match next week in which Amigo cannot exact his payback. He's just a total, and I'm sorry for the language, folks. He's just a total asshole, and I'm really getting tired of him.
Jesse King: The guy is amazing, man. Why can't you respect him for his genius? Seriously! Until next week, I'm Jesse King with "Gorilla" Tim Hoss. Thank you for watching Wheel of Misfortune. See you next week, everybody!
Written by: Amigo
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on Jun 12, 2014 21:04:05 GMT -5
Well that just sort of happened.  But hey, maybe it should be a real segment. |
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jun 12, 2014 21:09:38 GMT -5
*Meanwhile, somewhere outside of Omaha, Nebraska, a purple Honda Accord, a red Mercedes, and a powder blue Ford Mustang are pulled over.
And all three EvangeliAnts are looking at a map.*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, so we weren't supposed to go to Nebraska?
Ooopsie~
*Shinji AntKari and Asuka LAntGley Sohryu look at Rei AyAntNami and turn away, facepalming.*
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on Jun 12, 2014 22:34:44 GMT -5
Is the Main Event coming up soon? I mean I'm sure it is...I'm just impatient...so don't mind me. |
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jun 12, 2014 22:43:46 GMT -5
Tim Hoss: What a great night far FAWA fans. And it's not over yet...IT'S MAIN EVENT TIME!!!
Jesse King: Seth Drakin vs Anti Hero for the FAWA World Heavyweight Championship. It's been a long time coming. This a long standing feud that could end here tonight. Oh God, Gorilla...I'M JUST SO EXCITED!!!
Hoss: I know, I can tell.
King: Hey, no peeking.
-Anti Hero walks out to a MASSIVE pop!!! He walks to the ring with determination. He knows that this is the biggest match of his life. He slides into the ring and poses on the turnbuckle. Hoss: One of the most exciting athletes in this company. He is facing a legend here tonight. But if Hero wins the belt tonight....he will take one giant step towards immortality.
-The champion, Seth Drakin walks out, to boos...but they respectful at the same time. Drakin doesn't care either way, as he walks to the ring with the FAWA World Title belt. King: This man is a true legend. He's one of the originals. He won his first World title in 2009. It's 2014 and he's STILL one of the top starts around here. He just might be...the greatest of all time.
-Drakin slides into the ring and both Drakin and Hero stare eachother down, before the referee sends them to there opposite corners. Michael Muffer: Ladies and gentleman, it is now time FOR OUR MAAAAAAIN EVEEEEEENT!!!!! And this set for one fall for FAWA Heavyweight Championship of the World. First the challenger.....he's from SOCIETY'S WORST NIGHTMARES....his weight is unknown he is....ANNNNNNNNNTIIIIIIIHEEERRROOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
-The crowd gives him a standing ovation and loud ANTIHERO CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP!!!! chant. He slatues the fans and starts to warm up by jumping up and down. Muffer: And his opponent....from...well...it's none of our business where he's from. He weighs in at 265 pounds...he is the Three Time reigning....AND DEFENDING FAWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOORLLLLD!!!!! THE ONE...AND THE ONLY....."THE KING CORBRA....SETH DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!
-The bell rings, the crowd cheers and we are off and running. The two men circle each other. Drakin goes for a grapple...but Anti Hero rolls out of the way. Drakin gives Hero a sarcastic round of applause. He goes to grapple Hero again, and again, Antihero rolls out of the way. Seth yells at him to knock it off. Drakin goes for a grapple for a third time, Hero rolls out of the way. Drakin turns around AND IS HIT WITH A ROUND HOUSE KICK RIGHT TO DRAKIN'S MUSH!!! Drakin goes down. He gets up and gets a dropkick for his troubles. He hits Drakin with a second dropkick...and third...and a fourth. The fourth one causes Drakin to roll out of the ring in disgust. He tells the ref that he's leaving. He is just about to leave the arena...BUT ANTIHERO FLIES THREW THE AIR AND HITS DRAKIN WITH A TOPE CON HILO!!!! The crowd is on their feet as Antihero starts raining down punches. Hoss: That was an incredible move!!! Antihero has come to fight.
King: Drakin needs to slow this match down, or else theres gonna be a new champ.
-Hero throws Drakin back into the ring. Anti hero slides back in as Seth is trying to get up. Anti hero runs the ropes AND HITS A YAKUZA KICK RIGHT TO SETH'S TEMPLE!! Seth is down and holding his head. Antihero quickly runs up the top turnbuckle. He leaps..AND HE CONNECTS WITH THE MONEY SHOT!!!! Antihero goes for the cover. 1 2 -KICKOUT!! Antihero picks up Drakin, who is dazed, yet tries to through a punch, but Antihero ducks, then hits a backfist right into Drakin's mouth. Drakin staggers away holding his mouth...but then Anti hero picks up Drakin on his shoulders...with all of his strength...AND CONNECTS WITH THE DETONATION KICK!!!! Hero goes for the cover... 1 2 -Drakin barely kicks out Hoss: What an extremely fast start for Antihero. HE IS FEELING IT LADIES AND GENTLEMAN!!!
King: Right now, Drakin has no answer for Antihero's speed. He's just too fast.
-Antihero is sensing victory. He picks up Seth and drags him into the corner. He takes Seth's arm and climbs the top rope. He then starts to walk the top rope with ease. He leaps..BUT SETH DRAKIN CAUGHT HIM!!! Seth takes Hero and slams him in the turnbuckle, back first...then HITS HIM WITH AN OKLAHOMA SLAM!!!!! Drakin starts putting the boots to Antihero by stomping him in the head. King: He finally caught him, Gorilla. Now it's time for the master to work. Time to slow this match down.
-Drakin picks up Antihero, slaps him in the face a few times and yells that it's time to go to school. Drakin shoots Antihero into the ropes, catches him WITH A VICIOUS BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!!!! Hero is out on his back, Seth then runs the ropes AND HITS A LEG DROP!!! Drakin goes for the cover... 1 2 -Kickout. Seth slaps on an armbar and shouts at the crowd, who is trying to get Antihero back into the match, to shut up. Hoss: I respect Seth Drakin as a champion, but there is no reason to disrespect the fans.
King: The fans weren't the ones who made him the World Champion. And now he's going to show us why he's the champion of the world.
-Drakin wrenches up Hero's arm while Antihero is screaming in pain...but won't give up. Drakin then gets up, Irish whips Antihero into the ropes...and catches with an Abdominal Stretch. It's locked in very tight. Seth is even using the top rope for more leverage with the referee seeing it. The crowd once again, rises to their feet, screaming for Antihero to get back into the match. Hero starts to shake, screams and with all of his abdominal strength and hip tosses Seth off of him. Antihero goes down. Hero staggers to the ropes and gets up, but Seth Drakin comes right behind him and applies a deep sleeper hold. Hoss: Right now, in a stark contrast to the beginning of this match, Seth has successfully grounded Antihero. And looks like he's going to ground him permanently.
King: Drakin is a technical master. Antihero is about to go out.
-Antihero is fighting as hard as he can to get out of this, but is slowly fading. Drakin is shaking him, to try and make him go to sleep faster. Antihero goes down and it looks like Antihero has fallen asleep. The referee is checking Antihero. He takes his arms.... 1 2 -Antihero GETS HIS ARM UP!!!! The crowd goes nuts. But Seth let go of the hold...thinking he won, and starts to celebrate. Antihero gets up and sees Seth celebrating. When Seth turns around ANTIHERO HITS A SUPERKICK AT SETH'S KNEES....THEN HIS CHEST AND FINALLY HIS FACE...COMPLETING HOLY OUCH!!!! The crowd is going apeshit. Hoss: Antihero has the heart of a champion. He will not give up. He feels he is destined to become champion!!!
King: Oh no..
-Antihero is shaking as he is getting his second wind. Hero runs up the top rope AND HITS THE BIG STING ONTO A PRONE SETH DRAKIN!!! He goes for the cover... 1 2 -KICKOUT!! Barely. Antihero is feeling it. He picks up Seth, gets behind him, grabs him. AND HITS A FULL NELSON LUNG BLOWER!!!! Seth is screaming in pain. Hero goes for the cover.... 1 2 -KICKOUT!!! Seth is barely moving and Antihero is fuming. He signals he's going to end. He picks up Seth, puts his head between Hero's legs, lifts him up AND HITS THE COME INTO THE LIGHT!!!!!! Seth goes down hard. Hero goes for the cover.... 1 2 -KICKOUT!!!! Antihero is stunned. King: It takes more than that to beat the champion. Seth Drakin has the heart of a champion also. What a match!!!
Hoss: Both men deserve to be champions.
-Antihero goes to pick up Seth again...but Seth kicks Hero in the gut. Put's Hero's head beween his legs AND EXECUTES A BEAUTIFUL TALE'S END!!!! Seth goes for the cover.... 1 2 -KICKOUT!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! SETH IS COMPLETELY SHOCKED!!!! Hoss: WHAT IS IT GONNA TAKE!! WHAT IS IT GONNA TAKE TO PUT EITHER OF THESE MEN AWAY!!!
King: This is outstanding!!
-Antihero is flat on his face. Seth has had enough and signals it's the end. He stands over him and is about to put on The Inquisition...but suddenly...Antihero springs to life and slips out behind Seth. Antihero goes for a STINGER KICK....BUT SETH DUCKS OUT OF THE WAY!!! Seth then takes down Antihero with a drop toe hold. He locks his leg with Hero's legs...gets ahold of Hero's arms AND HITS A DEVASTATING I4I!!!!!! That curb stomp has knocked Antihero out cold. Seth then stands over him and APPLIES THE INQUISITION!!!! The ref is checking on Antihero who is out cold. The referee has no choice but to call for the bell. DING DING DING Muffer: Ladies and gentleman...the winner...and STILL FAWA World Heavyweight Champion....SETH DRAAAAAAKIIIIN!!!!!
-Seth celebrates his victory and even gets some cheers. King: That was just a fantastic match. Both men gave it their all. I am proud to be apart of FAWA.
Hoss: I am too that was such a go..
The crowd POPS...then starts to boo loudly. King: Ooooh shit.
-Smokin Vokoun all of a sudden walks to the top of the arena and stares down Seth Drakin. The two men stare each other down. Smokin Vokoun lets Seth know that he's next in line. Drakin wants Smokin Vokoun in the ring. Which Vokoun is more than happy to obligue. The crowd is really starting to buzz. This is the first time both Seth Drakin and Smokin Vokoun have been in the ring, alone together in the history of the FAWA. The two men get close and stare each other down. Vokoun is taller and bigger than Seth, but Seth doesn't seem to care. Hoss: I think we should get security down here right now.
King: And the cops...hell the locker room needs to be out here..because we have a problem.
-Vokoun and Seth start jawing at eachother...Vokoun then slaps Drakin in the face. Seth at first takes it...then he slaps Vokoun in the face. Vokoun just laughs THEN BOTH MEN START THROWING PUNCHES AT EACHOTHER!!!! Both men are brawling, tooth and nail. The crowd is at a fever pitch....the brawl is rough as both men are busted wide open. The ring soon fills with security men, referees, police officers and wrestlers...trying to get both men away from each other!!! "THIS IS AWESOME!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!" Seth Drakin...with blood on his face has a pissed off look while Smokin Vokoun is smiling with blood in his mouth. IT. IS. ON!!! Hoss: WHAT A CRAZY SCENE IT IS!!!! I THINK JESSE KING IS IN THAT CROWD SOMEWHERE. BUT I THINK SETH DRAKIN VS SMOKIN VOKOUN WILL BE THE BIGGEST MATCH IN A LONG TIME!!! FANS...I'M GORILLA TIM HOSS....FOR JESSE KING!!! GOOD NIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
*fade to black*
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jun 12, 2014 23:06:36 GMT -5
Thank you Vokun and Richlen for writing. I'll have an address tomorrow to update everyone on what's going on.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 13, 2014 0:16:01 GMT -5
I like the vault segments and hope they become a staple because they showcase the history of this e-fed for vets to reminisce and for newer members to see the magic this e-feed can and did have.
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on Jun 13, 2014 0:22:59 GMT -5
I like the vault segments and hope they become a staple because they showcase the history of this e-fed for vets to reminisce and for newer members to see the magic this e-feed can and did have. Exactly why I wanted to do them. Plus I think it gives new readers a chance to see what it takes to write great matches and kinda know how to write other characters. For example, I want to do vault segments this whole week on Seth Drakin and Smokin Vokoun. Who knows, maybe people might get excited for the actual match, and then get interested in joining. You never know. |
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on Jun 13, 2014 12:11:06 GMT -5
With the good response of the last two it's time for our bi daily look...
INSIDE THE VAULT!!!
I felt it was a good idea for this week, that we would focus on the career's of The FAWA World Heavyweight Champion Seth Drakin and the challenger...Smokin Vokoun. Both have had long...yet extremely different careers in WWCF/FAWA. And both have had great moments.
Today we look at our World Champion, the great Seth Drakin. He is one of the true originals here. He has managed to always be in the thick of things, and has had, as a result, so many incredible moments. He's also won almost every major championship that this company has ever had.
It's July 5th, 2012...Nitraw....LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!
TH: Welcome back. The time has arrived as the 101 Colony Superstar, Ghost Ant, takes on Seth Drakin to defend his Freakin' Awesome Championship.
JK: I don't know how they do things at 101 Colony, but when I think of Ants, I think of one thing: squashing.
TH: Wouldn't "squishing" be a more appropriate expression?
JK: Everyone's a critic. Get to it, Muffer!
Freakin’ Awesome Championship
Seth Drakin versus Ghost Ant
MM: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is for the Freakin' Awesome Championship!
*Hero-Pop Evil*
JK: Listen to that crowd, TH. Drakin better watch himself.
TH: Some major hostility in the Parts Unknown Arena tonight...
MM: Entering first: the challenger. Weighing 265lbs and hailing from Stafford, Virginia: Seth... Drakin![/color][/size]
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JK: Ghost Ant won a hell of a battle against that son of a bitch Vincent Van Agony at Summerfest, but Seth Drakin has almost done it all here, including winning the Battle Bowl.
TH: It takes some real bravery to take on such an accomplished man, but the champion does not choose his opponents.
MM: And his opponent...
*Thriller- Michael Jackson*
TH: Then there's this man.
JK: Man? You mean Ant.
TH: Yes, Ant....
*Drakin looks up at the ramp waiting for Ghost...*
JK: Where is he?
TH: Ants are small, and ghosts disappear. Could the Freakin' Awesome Champion be taking the coward's way-
JK: Wait, look!
*Ghost Ant comes in through the crowd with the Freakin Awesome title and a large board wrapped in barbed wire...*
TH: Here comes the Freakin' Awesome Champion!
*Ghost hurls the barbed wire board at Drakin and it connects...*
TH: Ghost Ant with the barb wire board! And Will Alphonso starts the match!
*Ghost grabs a chair from ringside and starts wailing away at Drakin grinding the wire into his skin...*
JK: Ghost Ant isn't fooling around tonight! It's a hardcore match!
TH: Drakin has been caught by surprise! He must have expected an honorable match!
*Ghost hits the ropes and nails a back splash on Drakin driving the wire even further into his skin and goes for the pin...*
TH: Ghost Ant with an early pin attempt!
*Alphonso counts one, two, and Drakin gets the kick out and rolls to the floor to pull the wire from his skin...*
JK: No dice. Seth Drakin has to make every second count right now because Ghost Ant is going to keep the pressure as long as he can.
TH: He has to because Seth Drakin has the clear weight advantage.
Ghost Ant with a dive! Right hand from Seth Drakin! The champ is down!
JK: Credit where credit is due - a good counter by Drakin.
*Drakin throws Ghost over the guard rail and they go brawling into the stands...*
TH: And the contestants are bringing the match straight to the fans.
JK: Could get nasty if they brought weapons.
TH: Drakin with some stiff punches to the Freakin' Awesome Champion...
*Drakin nails a body slam on the floor...*
JK: This is why you don't leave the ring - everywhere else hurts more.
TH: Drakin with the pin. One, two, no! Low blow to the challenger!
JK: And they're taking it backstage. Just like last time with Viva. Ghost Ant must be in his element where he can haunt.
*Ghost throws Drakin head first into a wall...*
TH: What impact!
JK: But not enought to put Drakin away.
*Drakin pushes Ghost through a door and into the parking lot...*
TH: Things always get nasty in the Parts Unknown Parking Lot.
JK: Hey, my car is in that area!
*Drakin irish whips Ghost into a car...*
JK: Hey, watch the paint!
TH: Drakin with the two-count! Ghost had to feel the cold iron of that Buick Regal!
JK: Those sons of bitches! They dented it!
TH: Ghost Ant with a hubcap! Drakin is down!
JK: They're dismantling my baby!
*Ghost goes for a running shot on Drakin with the hubcap but Drakin trips him causing him to fall face first onto a rearview mirror...*
TH: Down goes the Freakin' Awesome Champion, and he's busted wide open!
JK: Seth Drakin in a Hardcore match - of course there would be blood.
TH: Drakin with a two count. Ghost Ant has a lot of vigor in this match.
JK: Easier to do when you're a ghost.
TH: Well Drakin ain't afraid of no ghost.
*Ghost rushes Drakin with a Lou Thez press knocking them back into the building and pummels him with several huge shots...*
TH: The Freakin' Awesome Champion takes the fight back into the Parts Unknown Arena.
JK: I can't blame him. It's hot out there.
GA:Drakin, I have a surprise for you
JK: Nothing good can come of this.
*Ghost pulls a railroad spike from his boot and nails Drakin in the forehead repeatedly[/quote]
TH: Bah gawd! Ghost Ant with the railroad spike! Seth Drakin is busted wide open!
JK: I'm petitioning for a railroad spike ban after the show.
*Ghost picks Drakin up and throws him into the locker room.
JK: And the Freakin' Awesome Parts Unknown Tour continues.
TH: The World's Strongest Ant in the Parts Unknown locker room!
JK: It's a Hardcore match - he could jump in at any time.
*Bull Ant looks on approvingly as Ghost Ant nails a backfist for two.
TH: A might backfist isn't enough to take out a bloodied Seth Drakin tonight.
JK: If he can take out a ghost, then no one is safe from The Fallen as far as I'm concerned.
TH: Let's hope that the undefeated Ghost Ant can win his first defense against the near legendary Seth Drakin. Stay tuned!
FREAKIN' AWESOME CHAMPIONSHIP
Seth Drakin versus Ghost Ant
CONTINUED
TH: Welcome back, FAWA Galaxy. The Freakin' Awesome Championship continues as Ghost Ant takes the fight out of the locker room...
JK: Oh no!
TH: Drakin with the Inquisition! This could be it!
*Ghost manages to reach his boot where he pulls the railroad spike from again.*
TH: Ghost Ant with the railroad spike once more! Drakin's gonna feel the pain!
JK: Of course he will! It's a damn railroad spike!
*Ghost stabs Drakin in the arm causing him to let go.*
TH: Drakin's arm is bleeding all over the floor!
JK: I remember a time when the FAWA didn't have stabbings. At least three months ago.
TH: Wait, Drakin with a low blow! DDT!
JK: And he capitalizes with the pin. One, two, Ghost Ant refuses to be squished!
TH: Drakin is taking the Freakin' Awesome Champion back to ringside...
JK: Hey, they're heading right for us!
TH: This can only mean one thing!
*Drakin nails a belly to back suplex through the commentary desk...*
TH: The table has been broken in half! It's been broken in half!
JK: And here's Drakin with the pin!
TH: One!
JK: Two!
TH: Ghost Ant gets the shoulder up!
JK: No way!
*Drakin grabs the chair Ghost used earlier and pummels him with it.*
TH: Drakin wants Ghost Ant dead!
JK: You can't squish what's already dead though!
*Drakin sandwiches Ghost's head between the ring post and the chair...*
TH: Ghost Ant's head has been crushed! Drakin is putting eighty pounds of extra pressure on that head!
*Ghost nails a round house kick...*
TH: Excellent counter! Drakin is down!
JK: How much more can either guy take?
TH: Ghost Ant gets a staple gun! What's he going to do with a staple gun?
*Ghost takes a "Death To Seth" sign and staples it to Seth's head.*
JK: Ghost Ant is out for blood and he's out to humiliate The Fallen by taking it out by the head.
TH: Ghost Ant getting ready to finish Drakin...
JK: Right there on the steps?
TH: Step Into The Light! Step Into The Light on the steps!
JK: But he's not done yet! Ghost Ant with a chair!
*Ghost proceeds to repeatedly strike Seth in the head.*
TH: This is unprecedented brutality tonight. The Freakin' Awesome Title's legacy is growing darker by the second.
*Seth is completley motionless as Ghost grabs a microphone...*
GA:DRAKIN!!! I TOLD YOU I WOULD MAKE YOU PAY, AND NOW YOU WILL!!!
*Ghost lifts Drakin up and nails a Back Fist.*
GA:DRAKIN, I'M DONE PLAYING LET'S FINISH THIS!!!
*Ghost sets up for another Step Into The Light...*
TH: A courageous, but brutal fight, but Ghost Ant knows when to-
JK: Wait, here it comes!
*Drakin nails a low blow to Ghost...*
TH: Drakin with a low blow, and he sets up for the Tale's End!
JK: Hey! He's gonna- he's gonna-
TH: Tale's End to the steps! Drakin with the Tale's End to the steps! I don't think Ghost Ant can take that!
JK: But Drakin isn't finished! He looks ready to drop dead but he's not finished!
TH: Another Tale's End! A Tale's End to the Parts Unknown Arena floor!
*Drakin collapses but drapes the arm over Ghost Ant...*
JK: The fans came to see a brawl - One! Two! Three!
*Hero-Pop Evil*
TH: This can't be happening! Seth Drakin is the Freakin' Awesome Champion!
JK: Ghost Ant wanted Hardcore rules and Drakin was happy to oblige.
MM: Here is your winner and NEW Freakin' Awesome Champion: Seth... Drakin!
TH: All the brutality. All the blood. Are the fans entertained?
JK: Ryan Blood has won the World Heavyweight Championship and now Seth Drakin, in his first match since signing a new contract, has claimed the Freakin' Awesome Championship!
TH: It's a miscarriage of justice tonight, but The Fallen are now two titles to three men. Can the Interforums Title be far behind for Square?
JK: Well, he earned his Interforums Title Contract fair and... well, you know.
TH: Drakin has earned the Freakin' Awesome Championship, but at what cost? EMTs are pouring into the ring. Both men are leaving on stretchers tonight.
JK: Drakin had better hope that the Smokin' Vokoun doesn't cash in his Freakin' Awesome Title contract, because Vokoun would probably actually get a match whether Drakin wants it or not!
TH: You saw it right here tonight, folks. Seth Drakin is your new Freakin' Awesome Champion and he has been drafted to the Battle Bowl! Let's cut to commercials. I need something to cleans my palate...
Written by: Match: Ghost Ant
Commentary: Boiler Room Brawler
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on Jun 14, 2014 11:17:22 GMT -5
Hello again everybody, and welcome toooo... INSIDE THE VAULT!!!
Yesterday, we looked the current World Champion. Today we look at the challenger, Smokin Vokoun. One of the most insane wrestlers to ever set foot in the FAWA. While he hasn't quite had the championship success that Seth Drakin has had, he still has had some memorable moments. Today, we are going back to 2010...September 27th, 2010. One of the best shows ever written for WWCF/FAWA. GOOKERMANIA III. This was not only Smokin Vokoun's debut at the biggest dance....but it was also the debut of the Chicago Deathmatch. So lets go back in time.... Chicago Deathmatch for the WWCF Hardcore Championship: The Smokin‘ Vokoun V. Amigo
We see a graphic for the Chicago Deathmatch, Amigo vs Smokin Vokoun.
Tim Hoss: Fans, tonight we have seen and we will see some of the best in ring action that you can find. But up next....this will perhaps be the bloodiest match in the history of the WWCF.
Jesse King: Finally, FINALLY we can lay to rest who the real WWCF Hardcore Champion is. FINALLY Amigo will prove to the world that he is the rightful owner of the WWCF Hardcore belt.
Tim Hoss: Well King, Amigo will get a chance to prove not only his claim to the WWCF title, but to show that he is a true legend in the WWCF. Lets go to Michael Muffer.
WWCF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP
"CHICAGO DEATHMATCH"
AMIGO VS SMOKIN VOKOUNMichael Muffer: Ladies and gentleman...the following contest is set for ONE FALL...and it is...a CHICAGO DEATHMATCH FOR THE WWCF WORLD HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!!! The rules are simple. There are two steps in winning this match, you must first pin your opponent and then that opponent has ten seconds to get to his feet. If the opponent gets to his feet before the count of ten...then the match continues. But if he doesn't get to his feet. He will be counted out and thus lose the match. Also...THERE ARE NO DISQUALIFICATIONS AND NO COUNTOUTS!!!! And just an added stipulation. If Smokin Vokoun does not beat Amigo here tonight...then HE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE THE WWCF!!!
Hoss: I can't believe Smokin Vokoun would agree to something like that. He is risking a very promising career by doing something like that.
King; I don't care...I just want to see him sleep in a dumpster. No one in the world will care about him then. Good riddance I say!
-Welcome to Hell by Venom plays over the loudspeaker. And almost instantly there are LOUD boo's in the arena. Muffer: Introducing first...the challenger...from Tempe,Arizona....weighing in at 214 pounds. He is the leader of the Human Hate Machines...he is.....AMIGO!!!!!!
- Amgio walks out to MASSIVE heat. But he doesn't care. He walks out with a cocky attitude and the WWCF Hardcore belt around his waist. Before he walks to the ring, he stands there, rises his hands and HUGE purple and black pyro shoots from the enterance ramp. He walks into the ring and rips the mic out of Muffer's hand's. Amigo: Did I just hear you right Muffer? I did I just hear you right? DID YOU CALL ME A "CHALLENGER"? LOOK AT THIS BELT I'M HOLDING!!! What does it say? It says "WWCF World Hardcore Champion" that's what I am....I'M NO CHALLENGER!!! And all you fans out there, your all gonna respect me more after this match is over. Because once I beat your soon to be homeless...soon to be JOBLESS hero....your all gonna bow down to ME as the true legend of WWCF.
-Amigo shoves the mic into Muffer's chest. Muffer: And....HIS OPPONENT.....
-All of a sudden the lights go out. Then over the loudspeakers..there is a sound.... "Thump.Thump.Thump.Thump.Thump.Thump.Thump.Thump....... guitar riff............ I AM IRON MAN!!! -It's Iron Man by Black Sabbath.....The crowd EXPLODES at this. Amigo is walking around the ring confused and ansty. Then from the curtain Smokin Vokoun appears the place erupts. He looks around the crowd with those wild eyes and screams at the top of his lungs. Pyro goes off after that. Muffer: From Chicago, IL.....weighing in at 280 pounds....he is the WWCF HARDCORE CHAMPION......SMOKIN VOKOUN!!!!!
Hoss: WHAT an ovation for Smokin Vokoun, King. A little something different from Smokin Vokoun here tonight.
King: What the hell was that Gorilla? Does Smokin Vokoun think he's a Road Warrior?
Hoss: That wouldn't surprise me King.
-Vokoun stands at the enterance and Amgio is jawing at him to get the hell to the ring. Vokoun smirks and sprints the ring. Amigo leaves the ring to run at Vokoun. The two men meet. Both men are throwing rights and lefts at each other. THe bell has gone. Vokoun and Amgio keep throwing punches at each other, until Vokoun gains control and throws Amigo into the guardrail. Vokoun runs at Amgio but Amgio hip tosses Vokoun over the railling and into the crowd. Amigo turns around to taunt the crowd, but Vokoun grabs Amigo from behind and GERMAN SUPLEXES him over the railing. The two men start brawling all over again. Hoss: We know ths match was gonna be wild. But all ready this match has gone to the crowd.
King:These fans are getting more than they paid for right know.
-Both men are fighting back and forth in the crowd. Vokoun then rakes Amigo's eyes, steals a fan's folding chair and gives Amigo a smash to the head. Amigo stumbles on a old lady, knocking her over. Amigo gets up and screams at the old lady for getting in his way, he turns around and Vokoun hits him again with the chair. Vokoun does this several times. A young man is checking on the old lady while this is going on. Vokoun takes another swing with the chair, but Amigo ducks and Vokoun hits the young man with the steel chair, knocking him out cold. Hoss: OH MY!!! First Amigo knocks over an old lady...then Smokin Vokoun knocks a man out with a steel chair. This is already getting out of control.
King: Man, there's a couple of lawsuits right there.
-Vokoun checks out the man and Amigo gets a chair of his own and wacks Vokoun on the back. Vokoun falls to the ground. People start throwing beer over Amigo and booing him, but he doesn't care. He leaps over the railing and grabs Vokoun by his head. He puts Vokoun's neck over the steel railing and starts to choke him out over the steel railing. After that, Amigo grabs the steel chair and hits a few vicious shots over Smokin Vokoun's skull. Amigo taunts the crowd once again. Hoss: Amigo...one of the most arrogent stars in WWCF history. Though he deserves to be arrogent, with his track record.
King: He's the first WWCF World Champion, Gorillia. That means ALOT!!! He won that title at the very first Gookermania three years ago...AND HE'S GONNA WIN ANOTHER TITLE HERE TONIGHT!!!
-Amigo, then grabs Vokoun and suplexs him back into the ringside area. He screams for Lloyd McFloyd to come down for a pin. Amigo pins Vokoun. 1 2 KICKOUT Hoss: This could be one of the hardest tests in Amigo's career....trying to actually put Smokin Vokoun away. Because the man keeps coming back like a Seriel killer in a bad Slasher movie.
King: Your right about that Gorilla. Amigo has to realize that while Smokin Vokoun IS a rookie...and as much as it pains me to praise the big dumb ape...he has remarkable resilience.
-Amigo grabs the steel steps and starts ramming it on Vokoun's back, several times. Amigo sets the steps down. Amigo... and...once again, taunts the crowd, but Vokoun gets his legs around Amigo's legs and drop toe hold's Amigo, face first on the steel steps! Amigo holds his face in pain, while Smokin Vokoun gets up. He screams to the crowd as well. Hoss: You know sooner or later, Amigo has got to realize that waisting too much time, especially in this kind of match, is gonna get him in trouble. And right now, Vokoun is back in control.
-Vokoun gets on top of Amigo and starts wailing on him. Just throwing rights and lefts at him. He then starts biting his forehead. He bites him so hard that it actually RIPS A PART OF HIS MASK OFF!!! You don't see Amigo's face, but his forehead is showing. Vokoun gets up with the piece of mask in his mouth and spits it out in the crowd. King: THAT'S DISRESPECTFUL TO AMIGO!!! YOU DO NOT DO THAT!!!
Hoss: I wasn't wondering when that was gonna happen sooner or later, Jess. Maybe we might see the whole mask come off tonight.
-Amigo tries to crawl away, but Smokin Vokoun doesn't let him. Vokoun picks up Amgio and throws him into the ring. Vokoun goes under the ring and finds a Barbwire Baseball bat. Vokoun gets on the apron and climbs to the top rope. While Vokoun is perched up there. Amigo is trying to get his barrings and stand up. When Amigo does stand up, he turns around, and Vokoun LEAPS OF THE TOP ROPE AND HITS AMIGO WITH THE BARBED WIRE BAT!!! Amigo goes down and Vokoun goes for the cover..... 1! 2! 3!!! Hoss: Remember fans, while Vokoun did pin Amigo...Amigo has ten seconds to get to his feet.
-Mcfloyd makes Vokoun go to the opposite corner. McFloyd goes to count Amigo.... 1 2 3 4 -Amigo slowly starts to get up.... 5 6 -Amigo is up. Through the hole in his mask, we can see that Amigo is BUSTED WIDE OPEN Vokoun see's this and like usual, goes crazy and sprints towards Amgio and hits a RUNNING LARIAT. Vokoun again starts pounding on Amigo trying to make more blood come out of the wound. Vokoun then gets up and throws Amigo headfirst into the turnbuckle. Vokoun smashes Amigo's face into the turnbuckle 10 times...then starts biting Amigo's wound, and even spiting out blood. Hoss: Oh god, that cut on Amigo, looks really awful. And Vokoun, is after it like a shark with blood.
King: Smokin Vokoun is plain disgusting. I don't think I would ever want to taste another man's blood...BUT VOKOUN LOVES IT!!!
-Vokoun hits a belly to belly suplex on Amigo. He picks up the barbwire bat and walks around Amigo. Vokoun then holds Amigo up and starts grinding the barbwire into Amigo's forehead. Amigo screams in pain as Vokoun screams at the top of his lungs. Amigo's face and mask is almost totally covered in blood. Vokoun then uses the bat to hit Amigo every else on his body, making scratches and cuts all over Amigo's body. Vokoun gets up and screams at the crowd, to it's approval. Amigo is laying there shaking in pain, almost in a fetal position. Hoss: I'm gonna be honest Jess, I've never seen Amigo in this much pain before. I'm not gonna say he doesn't deserve it, but I don't no where the line has to be drawn.
King: Gorilla, in this match, there is no line to cross....EVERYTHING is acceptable.
-Vokoun drops the barbwire bat and picks up Amigo. Vokoun shoots Amigo into the ropes and hits A SAMAON DROP ON TOP OF THE BAT!!! Amigo holds his back in pain. Amigo's back is all bloody as a result. Vokoun. The crowd explodes at that, cheering on Vokoun's every move. Amigo is laying there holding his back. Vokoun leaves the ring to another steel chair. He slides the chair into the ring and he gets in. He picks up the chair and hits Amigo several times with it. Vokoun then sets the chair down, and picks up Amigo. He then grabs Amigo and hits the PULLING PILEDRIVER ON TOP OF THE STEEL CHAIR. Amigo holds his head in pain. Vokoun goes for the pin... 1! 2! 3! -Vokoun goes to his corner and McFloyd goes to count Amigo.... 1 2 3 -Just then, a smattering of Boos hits the arena. It's The Hangman. Hoss: Wait a minute? Whats The Hangman doing out here Jesse?
King: I guess he's showing concern over Amigo. Because right now, Amigo isn't looking too good.
4 5 6 -Vokoun notices The Hangman and steps on to the ring apron to jaw at him to leave the ring side. Just then Amigo springs up. He picks up the baseball bat and waits for Vokoun to turn around. Vokoun turns around and Amigo uses the bat to hit Vokoun right square in the face and VOKOUN TAKES A NESTA PLUNGE OF THE RING APRON, HEAD FIRST ON TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!! Vokoun Vokoun looks like he's out cold. Amigo starts laughing at Vokoun and applauds The Hangman. Hoss: What a turn of events. It looked like Vokoun was gonna destroy Amigo, but The Hangman distracted Vokoun long enough for Amigo to get back into this match.
King: Amigo is one smart cookie. You all thought Amigo was done for!! But you can't beat Amigo that easily...HE'S A WWCF GOD!!!!
-Amigo takes his time to walk out of the ring. He walks over a dazed Smokin Vokoun. He yells at McFloyd to get out of the ring to make the count. Amigo goes for the pin... 1! 2! 3! -Amigo pinned Vokoun. Amigo just looks around the arena who boos him to no end. He slides back into the ring to watch the ref count Vokoun... 1 2 3 4 -Vokoun starts to get up slowly. 5 6 7 -Vokoun is crawling to a guardrail and he pulls himself up. The Hangman is right there to him however as he starts wailing on Vokoun. Mcfloyd tries to stop him, but Hangman just pushes him away. Vokoun tries to fight back but Hangman counters by hitting a SNAP DDT ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!! Vokoun is laid out again. Mcfloyd then walks to Michael Muffer. Muffer gets on the mic... Muffer: Ladies and gentleman....I've just been informed...that THE HANGMAN MUST LEAVE THE RINGSIDE AREA NOW!!!!
King: WHAT??!! THAT'S NOT FAIR!!! HE CAN'T DO THAT!!!!
Hoss: Jesse, Amigo has to beat Vokoun on his own. That's the only way he can be able to claim that he's the real Hardcore Champion.
King: Well, he doesn't need to prove anything to me that's for sure.
-Amigo is irrate that The Hangman had to leave the ringside area. The Hangman is mad too, but Amigo is able to convince Hangman to leave. Amigo then see's Smokin Vokoun laid out on the floor once again and decides to go for the pin... 1! 2! 3! -Vokoun has been pinned once again. Mcfloyd orders Amigo to go back to the ring. He does, but while the ref isn't looking, he sneaks out to the other side of the ring and looks under the apron for a weapon. 1 2 3 4 -Vokoun starts to move. 5 6 7... -Vokoun starts to crawl to the ring. He uses the apron. Amigo is on the other side of the ring, he finds a STEEL CHAIR WRAPPED IN BARBWIRE. Vokoun actually is standing up straight. Amigo is standing behind him, waiting for him to turn around. When Vokoun turns around...BAM! Vokoun goes down after a hard shot with the barbwire steel chair. Smokin Vokoun is BUSTED WIDE OPEN Hoss: Did you hear that shot, Jess? I think people from China could hear that chair shot. And with barbwire no less!!
King: It warms my heart to see Smokin Vokoun a bloody mess.
-Amigo then uses the chair to choke Vokoun. Vokoun is laying there trying to get his breath. Amigo takes off all the barbwire off the chair. He unwinds it and wraps the barbwire around Smokin Vokoun's neck and ties it up. Amigo then slides in the ring with the wire and pulls it over the ring ropes. AMIGO IS HANGING SMOKIN VOKOUN BY HIS NECK WITH BARBWIRE. Vokoun is coughing and blood is dripping everywhere. Amigo is laughing like a maniac. The only why Vokoun escapes it, is that the wire snaps. King: HAHAHA...HANG HIM HIGH AMIGO!!!!!
Hoss: What the hell are you talking about Jesse, that actually could kill a man!!!
King: Hey, this is a Deathmatch..HAHAHAHA!!!
-Vokoun is laying there, coughing up blood and trying to get his breath again. Amigo then leaves the ring. He looks down at Smokin Vokoun and starts slapping him and jawing at him. Amigo picks up Vokoun and throws him into the ring. Amigo picks up some barbwire and slides back into the ring. Vokoun is crawling on his hands and knees. Amigo then takes the barbwire and wraps it around his knee. He then sizes up Vokoun and runs at him WITH A BOM BA YE WITH BARBWIRE WRAPPED AROUND HIS KNEE. Vokoun holds his bloody face in pain. Amigo goes for the pin.... 1! 2! KICKOUT!!! -Amigo then leaves the ring. He looks under the apron and pulls out a table. Amigo slides it in and re-enters the ring. He sets up the table and picks up Vokoun. Amigo places Smokin Vokoun on the table. Amigo then decides to go to the top rope. He looks out to the crowd and leaps...VOKOUN MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AND AMIGO CRASHES THREW THE TABLE!!! Vokoun gets enough strength to go for the cover... 1! 2! 3! -Vokoun gets the pin, but is laying face down. So is Amigo.... 1 2 3 -Both men start to get up... 4 5 -Both men use the ropes to pull themselves up. The two men turn around and they once again start throwing rights and lefts at each other. However, it's clear that both men are drained. Hoss: Thus far fans...you can see that this match has put a drain on these men. Both men have been through hell and back right now.
King: I honestly don't know how any of them are standing at this point. Maybe they both deserve the Hardcore Championship.
-The two men are fighting tooth and nail, back and forth. The fight goes to the ropes. Amigo has gained somewhat control. He goes for a punch, Vokoun ducks and backbody drops Amigo out of the ring. Amigo is laid out on the floor. Vokoun leaves the ring to follow him. Vokoun looks under the apron and finds a pair of brass knux. Vokoun puts them on and hits Amigo square in the nose with it. Amigo falls back on to the Spanish Announcer's table. Vokoun then gets on the apron and goes for a DIVING ELBOW...AND AMIGO MOVES OUT OF THE WAY....VOKOUN CRASHES INTO THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! Amigo goes for the pin.... 1! 2! KICKOUT! -Amigo picks Brass Knux. He then starts wailing on Vokoun with the brass Knux. Vokoun's face is almost unrecognizable with all the blood on him. Amigo drags Vokoun back into the ring. Amigo decides to look under the ring and pulls out a ladder. Amgio slides the ladder in the ring and gets back in the ring himself. Vokoun tries to get up, but Amigo won't let him. Amgio picks up the ladder and starts smashing it in Vokoun's back several times. Amigo lets Vokoun stand up...only to hit him with the top of the ladder. Vokoun is hit super hard and falls out of the ring and is laid out once again. Amigo is taunting to the crowd...but Vokoun gets up. He was playing possum that time. He quickly searches under the ring and finds another barbwire chair. Amigo is still taunting the crowd and Vokoun quietly enters the ring. Vokoun is holding the steel barbwire chair, waiting for Amigo to turn around. Amigo turns around and BOOOOM!!! Amigo staggers. Another chair shoot...BOOOM!!! Amigo is still staggering. Vokoun goes for a third chair shoot....but the ref gets in the way....BOOOOOOM!!! Lloyd McFloyd is out cold. Mcfloyd is also....BUSTED WIDE OPEN Hoss: I can't believe it...the REFEREE of all people is busted wide open!!! This has been a all out war!!! No man is safe!!
-Vokoun goes to check on the ref...and Amigo is laid out on the ground....that is...UNTIL TTS CRAWLS OUT FROM UNDER THE RING. The Man in Black has a a steel chair of his own., with a towl. The Man in black pulls out a lighter and SETS IT ON FIRE!! TTS, slides into the ring, Vokoun doesn't see TTS at all. But when he turns around...BOOOOOOM!!!! TTS smashed Vokoun with a Flaming chair right in the face. Vokoun goes down...holding his face in pain. Amigo once again laughs at Vokoun. Hoss: I guess Amigo has even more tricks up his sleeve, Jess. It's not just Smokin Vokoun vs Amigo...but apparently...it's Smokin Vokoun vs The Human Hate Machines. That really sickens me.
King: Oh come on Gorilla...the object of this game is win...and when your fighting for the WWCF Hardcore Championship, you need to win any way you can.
-While Vokoun is trying to get his barrings again...Amigo goes to TTS and whispers instructions. Amigo walks over to VOkoun and kicks him in the ribs a few times. To humiliate Vokoun. Amigo, then picks up Vokoun and throws him out of the ring. Amigo also leaves the ring. At the same time, TTS is searching under the apron. He pulls out not one, but TWO tables. Hoss: What do you suppose Amigo told TTS?
King: I don't know....but your not supposed to understand the brilliant moves that Amigo has up his sleeve. HE'S THAT DAMN GOOD!!!
-Amigo grabs Smokin Vokoun and drags him to the enterance ramp. He lays in some heavy rights and lefts. Amigo then takes Vokoun's head and rams it into the steel guardrail. Amigo then runs at Vokoun, but Smokie BACK BODY DROPS HIM OVER THE RAILING AND BACK INTO THE CROWD!! Vokoun jumps over the railing on to Amigo and he starts going crazy on him and starts to bite him and grind Amigo's head into the guardrailing. A fan even gives Vokoun a steel chair and Vokoun smashes several shots on to Amigo's back! Hoss: Smokin Vokoun and Amigo have almost literally fought...EVERYWHERE in this match tonight. They could go to the parking lot or even the street if this keeps up.
King: Don't give them any ideas, Gorilla. But look at what The Man in Black is doing in the ring.
-While the two men fight it out in the crowd. TTS has slid both of the tables inside the ring. He sets up the first one. He then sets up the second one....and stack it on top of the first table. He then goes under the apron one more time and finds a Gas Can. He then spreads the gas all over the two tables. He then uses thE lighter to SET BOTH TABLES ON FIRE!!!!! Hoss: OH MY GOD JESS!!!! I think Amigo told Man in Black to set that whole thing up in the ring. He pulled Smokin Vokoun away from the ring, so that Man in Black could set up that UnGodly set up!!!
King: Of course he did, Gorilla. That's why Amigo is the greatest WWCF legend of all time. BECAUSE HE'S THE SMARTEST OF THEM ALL!!!!
-While that is going on, the two men are still brawling. TTS runs down to where the two men are brawling, with a barbwire Steel chair in his hand. The two men fall over the guardrail and back onto the entrance ramp. TTS gets there and helps Amigo gain the advantage by double teaming Vokoun. TTS then hands the Barbwire Chair to Amigo. Amigo then wacks Smokin Vokoun square in the head, and Vokoun goes down like a shot. Amigo then tells TTS that he doesn't need his help anymore and tells him to leave. Hoss: This is interesting, Jess. He's saying to TTS he can take care of Smokin Vokoun from here on. He thinks that he can finally put Smokin Vokoun away!!
King: If he's gonna prove that he is the true Hardcore Champion...then he needs to do it on his own.
-Smokin Vokoun is almost motionless on the ramp. But Amigo sets down the barbwire chair and picks up Smokin Vokoun. Amigo then grabs Vokoun and HITS A POWERBOMB ON A BARBWIRE STEEL CHAIR...ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!! Amigo goes for the pin...but there is no refeere. McFloyd is still out cold. Just then...refeere, John Creed runs out and makes the count... 1! 2! 3! -Vokoun has been pinned and is motionless. Amigo grabs the steel chair and collapses on the floor. He looks back to see Vokoun laying there. He is mouthing..."Please stay down...please stay down." The crowd is counting along. 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! -VOKOUN STARTS TO MOVE!!!! AMIGO IS SHOCKED!!! The crowd is deafening....trying to encourage Smokin Vokoun to get up. 7! 8! 9!....... -VOKOUN GETS UP!!! THE CROWD GOES NUTS!!! Hoss: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! VOKOUN GOT UP !!!! VOKOUN GOT UP!!! AFTER ALL THAT DAMAGE THAT AMIGO HAS DONE TO HIM. THIS MAN'S CAREER IS ON THE LINE. HE WILL NOT STAY DOWN!!!!!
King: WHAT DOES AMIGO HAVE TO DO!!! AMIGO!!!! DO SOMETHING!!!!
-Amigo starts screaming at him. He then hits Smokie with another vicious shot. Vokoun goes down, but quickly starts to get up. Amigo is looking around all confused. He then hits Vokoun with the chair again...and again Vokoun goes down. But Vokoun gets up once again. This time Vokoun is challenging Amigo to hit him some more. Amigo hits him again, this staggers Vokoun, but doesn't knock him down. Vokoun is now slowly walking towards Amigo, screaming at him "COME ON YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!" "IS THAT ALL YOU GOT!!!! " Amigo is backtracking, almost in a total panic. But he hits Vokoun again and again and a again with the barbwire Chair, but this time, IT HAS NO EFFECT ON SMOKIN VOKOUN!!! Hoss: Jess...Amigo is throwing everything that he has at Smokin Vokoun. Amigo is trying his best! But Smokin Vokoun is still standing...AND WANTS MORE!!!! AMIGO IS FLAT OUT STUNNED!!!!
King: COME ON AMIGO...DON'T LET UP NOW!!!
-Amigo throws the chair down in frustration and Smokin Vokoun screams at the top of his lungs. He chases Amigo around the ring. Amigo slides into the ring. The two flaming tables are still there. Smokin Vokoun slowly walks into the ring. Amigo, out of sheer desperation, quickly sets up the ladder and climbs up to the top. Smokin Vokoun just smirks at this, climbs up to the top to Amigo. BOTH MEN ARE ON TOP OF A 20 FOOT HIGH LADDER!!!! Hoss: Oh no....I don't like where this might lead, Jess. I don't want this end this way. With those flaming tables in the ring, this could end up real bad.
King: Yeah, I have to agree with you for once. I don't like where this going.....
-Both men are on top of the ladder, throwing rights and lefts at each other. Amigo throws a wicked punch that almost makes Vokoun lose his balance. The crowd gasps. Then Vokoun rakes Amigo's eyes and grabs Amigo. He holds Amigo up in the air and ........ LEAPS IN THE AIR AND HITS THE SMOKE BOMB THREW TWO FLAMING TABLES!!!!!!!! -Both men are not moving. King: That's it....BOTH MEN ARE DEAD!!!!
Hoss: I DON'T THINK THERE IS ANYTHING ELSE LEFT THAT THEY CAN DO TO EACH OTHER!!! BOTH MEN HAVE TO BURNED AS WELL AS HAVE SEVERAL BROKEN BONES!!!!
-John Creed is standing over both men....not knowing what to do. He is about to count both men out. But then Smokin Vokoun actually starts to move and very weakly, puts his arm over Amigo's chest for the pin.... 1! 2! 3! -The crowd erupts with this. And Vokoun tries to crawl to the corner, but he collapses. Creed starts to count Amigo....who isn't moving.... 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -The bell rings and the crowd explodes!!! Vokoun is laying face down in the ring, in a pool of his own blood. Muffer:Ladies and gentleman.....here is your winner...AND STILL THE UNDISPUTED WWCF WORLD HARDCORE CHAMPION....SMOKIN VOKOUN!!!!!!!!!!!
-Smokin Vokoun uses the turnbuckles to pull himself up. John Creed walks up to him with the WWCF Hardcore belt. Vokoun looks at it at first, then grabs it...with actual tears in his eyes, he hugs it in his arms. He then holds it up to a HUGE ovation from the crowd. He then screams at the top his his lungs..."HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW!!! Hoss: This match...this match...certainly wasn't pretty. I don't know if it's the greatest Hardcore title match of all time. That's up for debate for the WWCF Galaxy. But there is no doubt in my mind, that this was one of the most crazy and most brutal matches in Gookermania history...or maybe in WWCF history. These men put everything on the line here tonight...both men deserve respect in my eyes.
-Smokin Vokoun celebrates some more with the Hardcore belt. Vokoun then walks over to a still out cold Amigo. Vokoun kneels down and shakes Amigo's limp hand, out of respect. Just then The Hangman and TTS rush out to the ring, but they don't pay attention to Vokoun. Who leaves the ring and screams to the crowd one more time. King: Gorilla, I will be honest with you...I'm totally speechless at what we just saw.
In the ring, The Hangman and TTS try to wake up Amigo. Amigo does wake up, although he is pretty loopy and can't walk on his own. Hangman and TTS, pick up Amigo and help him to leave the ring....but not before the entire audience gives him a STANDING OVATION!!!! Amigo looks around and is confused at what he is seeing. The three men leave the ring and walk down the aisle. Hoss: I guess Amigo was right...the fans DID respect him more after this match was over. Love him or hate him, you have to respect him...as one of the greatest wrestlers to ever grace a WWCF ring. And it's nice seeing Amigo getting some props from the fans for his AMAZING performance tonight.
Written by: Smokin Vokoun Also to close...if anyone wants to make requests for future Inside the Vaults...PM me or write your requests in the thread. I'm having a ton of fun writing these. So I want to do a lot more. |
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jun 14, 2014 15:54:15 GMT -5
Ok so basically here is what will be happeneing from now on Voting will be similar to how it is in WWE fan but we will write sequences and Bold the name of your pick to win you are allowed to post promos and segments for the show during the show when there are no matches going on this however ends after the main event.
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?? MICHAEL HAYDEN CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!!
But hey, maybe it should be a real segment.