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Post by Nic Nemeth on Oct 23, 2013 4:51:27 GMT -5
Big E. Langston vs Curtis Axel - Axel walks out on the match and Langston wins by countout
Los Matadores vs Real Americans - El Torito turns heel and joins Real Americans after letting Cesaro give him the Giant Swing into Diego, he then claims Puerto Rico is a US Territory
AJ vs Brie Bella - Nikki is banned from ringside, halfway through, AJ does the switcharoo with her new twin sister BJ to retain the title
Rhodes Family vs Usos vs The Shield - Match ends when lights go out, the Ascension makes their debut and attack everyone for a no contest
CM Punk vs Ryback & Paul Heyman - Axel runs out to help but Langston comes out to stop him...or so we think cause he turns on Punk and becomes the newest Paul Heyman Guy
John Cena vs ADR - Cena walks out of the match when he realizes it's a pointless title, the title then gets retired but not before they have a match to crown the final champion so we get...
Sheamus vs ADR - Sheamus wins via Brogue Kick to become the final World Heavyweight Champion, ADR will continue to feud with Sheamus for the next 8 months
Daniel Bryan vs Randy Orton - Triple H adds himself to the match and wins when HBK fast-counts a Pedigree on Bryan
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Oct 23, 2013 4:54:01 GMT -5
Shawn Michaels Superkicks Randy Orton and hands Daniel Bryan the WWE title, turning Orton and The Authority babyface and Bryan and Michaels heel.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2013 5:32:38 GMT -5
Shawn Michaels superkicks everybody (including Michael Cole) and the match is a no contest yet again. Bryan and Orton feud for another 7 months, without a single match having a winner of any kind.
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Post by Nic Nemeth on Oct 23, 2013 5:38:53 GMT -5
Shawn Michaels superkicks everybody (including Michael Cole) and the match is a no contest yet again. Bryan and Orton feud for another 7 months, without a single match having a winner of any kind. Survivor Series - Team Orton and Team Bryan ends in No Contest when Triple H tries to screw Bryan but the ringbell is missing TLC - Orton and Bryan ends in No Contest when Orton RKOs Bryan through the ring and both men must be wheeled out Royal Rumble - Rumble ends in No Contest when Orton and Bryan won't stop wrestling outside the ring despite being the last two in the match Elimination Chamber - EC ends in No Contest when Bryan sends Orton out of the chamber via Face Changer WrestleMania - Orton and Bryan ends in No Contest when PPV runs too long so they just cut the feed Extreme Rules - Orton and Bryan ends in No Contest when both are legitimately injured after a table spot
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Oct 23, 2013 5:55:49 GMT -5
After Cena wins against Del Rio, he later interferes in the WWE Title match and hits the AA on both Bryan and Orton, then pinning them both to become the new undisputed WWE Champion. The PPV ends with Cena and Shawn Michaels celebrating on top of the cell, much to Triple H's dismay.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2013 6:08:00 GMT -5
There's a ref bump in Axel / Big E, prompting Heyman to come in to hit Langston with the title but miss and hit Axel allowing Big E to pick up the scraps and win the title.
This segues into the opening match being Punk against Heyman and Ryback, where Punk has Ryback incapacitated and corners Heyman, only for Axel to come running out and break into the cell. Punk fights him off but starts to be underwhelmed, only for Big E to run out... only to lay out Punk and Axel both, allowing Ryback to get the pin. Heyman announces that Big E is the newest Paul Heyman Guy and Curtis Axel's a failure. He then also says that sooner or later, everyone will be a Paul Heyman Guy... except Curtis Axel.
Los Matadores and the Real Americans follows up, where the match happens without incident until toward the end, when a video of Primo and Epico pops up on the Titantron to say that everyone involved is an idiot, most especially Los Matadores. This gives Cesaro the opening to unmask Diego, revealing him to in fact be Sin Cara. Fernando flees to avoid being similarly unmasked and Swagger makes Sin Cara tap to the ankle lock, then El Torito hits him with a hurricanrana after the match and cuts a promo about how he's an utter failure but he's still good with Fernando.
Before the tag title match, Vickie Guerrero announces that Dean Ambrose is also added to the match and it will take the form that four men are in the ring at a time working as partners, and whichever two are teamed up when someone gets the pin win the titles. The match proceeds as expected, until Goldust and Cody get in together, only for Goldust to betray Cody and lay him out. While Cody tries to recover, Jey superkicks Jimmy and Ambrose shoves Rollins in the path of a charging Reigns. Ambrose then goes for the pin, making the new tag team champions Jey Uso and Dean Ambrose, with them and Goldust forming The New Shield.
Brie comes out for her match with AJ, but before it starts, AJ comes out and declares that she is pregnant. Citing the Trish Stratus year-long run as a sign that women's titles can't be vacated, AJ promptly walks away with the title in hand. Tamina then reveals that Fandango is the father.
John Cena makes del Rio tap inside of five minutes. The swerve here is that those five minutes are very entertaining, mostly because of Alberto.
This leads to Bryan against Orton. The match is an overbooked mess, with Big Show, Triple H, The New Shield, and Shawn Michaels all tugging the match in various directions, before it ends with Bryan making Orton submit to win the title. Desperate, Triple H grabs a mic and announces that a rematch clause is being invoked at once, prompting both John Cena and The Rock to come out. Triple H tells them it's neither one of them, but instead a rematch for a different title via loophole and Curtis Axel comes out. Bryan locks him in the Yes Lock almost immediately, and Paul Heyman runs out only to distract the referee while Big E jumps in and hits the Big Ending on Bryan, leading to Curtis Axel winning the WWE Championship. Afterward, Heyman explains that everyone is a Heyman Guy including Axel, and the group, along with fellow Paul Heyman Guys Daniel Bryan, Randy Orton, Big Show, CM Punk, and Triple H, celebrate to end the show.
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Post by Hit Girl on Oct 23, 2013 6:48:16 GMT -5
Big E. Langston vs Curtis Axel - The audience swerves WWE by actually being interested in this match
Los Matadores vs Real Americans - Los Matadores remove their masks to reveal that underneath, they are also Jack Swagger and Antonio Cesaro
AJ vs Brie Bella - AJ drops the Divas title in a trash can and becomes a monster truck driver
Rhodes Family vs Usos vs The Shield - Dusty Rhodes demands to be added to the match with his surprise partner....RIKISHI!
CM Punk vs Ryback & Paul Heyman - Punk and Heyman reveal they were in cahoots all along, leaving Ryback sobbing quietly in the middle of the ring
John Cena vs ADR - Alberto catches Cena in the submission hold and actually rips Cena's arm off
Daniel Bryan vs Randy Orton - Halfway through the match, WWE offficials discover drugs in Orton's bag. This is considered his third strike, he's immediately disqualified and fired.
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Post by Sparvid on Oct 23, 2013 7:18:47 GMT -5
Los Matadores vs Real Americans - El Torito turns heel and joins Real Americans after letting Cesaro give him the Giant Swing into Diego, he then claims Puerto Rico is a US Territory Double swerve: At the same time, Zeb joins Los Matadores.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2013 7:37:53 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan vs Randy Orton - Halfway through the match, WWE offficials discover drugs in Orton's bag. This is considered his third strike, he's immediately disqualified and fired. But Daniel Bryan doesn't win and the PPV ends in another no contest, for some reason.
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Post by The Beast Disincarnate on Oct 23, 2013 7:47:25 GMT -5
CM Punk - Ryback/Heyman: SWERVE! Heyman turns on Ryback and help Punk win. They reveal that they were friends all the way, pretending to hate each other's guts to have fun and everything was just a plot to make Ryback look like a fool. Heyman then tells Axel he was never a Paul Heyman guy because what he signed was not a contract but a receit for an expensive swedish penis pump. They beat down Axel with the pump and then pose hugging each other.
That leads to a 6 months feud between Punk/Heyman and Ryback/Axel.
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Post by Push R Truth on Oct 23, 2013 8:35:01 GMT -5
Bryan beats Orton and Cena comes out to celebrate.... what's this? CENA GIVES BRYAN A BIG BOOT, A LEG DROP AND MICHEALS IS COUNTING 1-2-3 WE HAVE A NEW WWE CHAMPION
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Post by Hit Girl on Oct 23, 2013 9:46:29 GMT -5
Somehow, the PPV ends with HHH defeating HBK for the title.
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Post by Heartbreaker on Oct 23, 2013 9:54:00 GMT -5
Big E vs. Axel: Becomes Bra and Panties match. Axel wins with the help of Paul Heyman who rips off Big E's shirt. :x
Los Matadores vs. Real Americans. The match doesn't even began because Zeb announces that there was an issue with Antonio Cesaro's visa and he had return to Switzerland. Now Zeb brings out Cesaro's replacement... Sin Cara! Cara doesn't even know Swagger is his partner and thinks it's Rey Mysterio. Los Matadores win.
Divas: The twins argue about which one is more successful from sleeping with top superstars when CHYNA returns and says that she's the most successful diva ever because she used to blow Triple H. Meanwhile, AJ and Tamina wrestle in the ring.
Triple Threat Tag: A fourth team is added to the match... Dusty Rhodes and Dean Ambrose who end up winning the match. Dean reveals that he is quitting The Shield. Reigns and Rollins attack Dusty and Dean then Cody and Goldust join in, becoming members of The Shield.
Punk vs. Ryback/Heyman: The team of Paul Heyman and Ryback win via cheating and have a live sex celebration. The feud continues for another six months.
Cena vs. Del Rio: Del Rio wins clean.
Bryan vs. Orton: Bryan realises that Randy Orton was in his head all along and that he actually IS Randy Orton! He also realises that he is supposed to be wrestling Big Show. As Bryan finds everything out, Big Show KOs him and wins the vacated title. Then Triple H comes out and announces that he wants the title and starts a match between himself and Big Show. Triple H instantly wins.
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Post by sunnytaker on Oct 23, 2013 10:19:13 GMT -5
Big E. Langston vs Curtis Axel - Big E. gets DQed when he throws Heyman into Axel from 10 feet away, gets inserted into Punk's match as a replacement
Los Matadores vs Real Americans - Zeb starts choking out Toritio and force Los Matador's to chase him up the ramp. RA wins by countout
AJ vs Brie Bella - someone actually cheers for Brie who then makes the "L" for loser on her forehead in response.
Rhodes Family vs Usos vs The Shield - the Wyatt family comes in and takes out everyone- no contest.
CM Punk vs Ryback & Paul Heyman - now Punk vs Ryback and Big E.- Heyman staggers out to ringside and produces BRRRRRROCK Lesnar. Teddy Long randomly appears makes it a tag team match between Punk and Lesnar vs Big E. and Ryback (he's lost his touch some with all this time between making matches so his aim's a bit off). Heyman orders Brock to lie down and let Ryback pin him. Brock F5's Ryback. Punk,Big E and Lesnar destroy Ryback. BRRRRRROCK rips off one side of the cage, Heyman dragged into the ring. "technically difficulties" screen pops up. show returns to an empty bloody ring.Heyman appears the next night on RAW in a full body cast.
John Cena vs ADR - Cena doesn;t win.
Daniel Bryan vs Randy Orton- HBK superkicks everyone and counts them both out as neither answers the 10 count. Vacant overcomes the odds and retains! Cena comes out to press charges of gimmick infringement on Vacant. Cole solemnly announces that this volatile situation will be settled tomorrow night on Monday Night RAW!
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Post by Hit Girl on Oct 23, 2013 11:01:07 GMT -5
A power cut happens again, and is declared the new WWE Champion
Abayance demands a rematch.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2013 11:01:51 GMT -5
Somehow D-Bry and Orton are counted out in a HIAC match and the title remains on vacant.
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Post by Bootista on Oct 23, 2013 11:14:44 GMT -5
Vacant retains via shenanigans
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Post by Tha Don on Oct 23, 2013 11:20:21 GMT -5
Chris Benoit returns and gives Daniel Bryan a Crossface Crippler that last till the middle of Monday Night Raw the next day, which leads to Orton trying to pin Daniel once it's done but gets SuperKick by HBK who *WWE games glitch* somehow ends up in a Legdrop by Hogan who wins the WWE Title.
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Post by SCCB Was Told To Do Steroids on Oct 23, 2013 11:46:46 GMT -5
HBK set to superkick RKO. Either RKO ducks or pulls D-Bry in the way. D-Bry eats SCM. RKo laughs all the way to the close.
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Oct 23, 2013 11:51:14 GMT -5
Jack Swagger no shows. Todo Americano appears and humiliates Zeb and celebrate with Matadores.
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