"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
Now featuring half the brain that you do.
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Oct 24, 2013 20:35:30 GMT -5
wait wait wait. hol'up bruh-man, hol'up. no you didn't!
did TNA just pull an AJ and Tamina with Gail and Lady Crapa
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Post by Bootista on Oct 24, 2013 20:35:57 GMT -5
Yes they did
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Post by Ash Kingston on Oct 24, 2013 20:36:10 GMT -5
Lei'd Tapa? Mo' like... uh... Lazy Nappa!
Yeah, I got nothing.
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Celgress
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Superior One
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Post by Celgress on Oct 24, 2013 20:36:11 GMT -5
Three commercial breaks, no matches. WHERE WRESTLING MATTERS. Nah, COMMERCIALS MATTER
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Injustice45
Fry's dog Seymour
Consider me the Athena/Yoshimitsu of Avatars and Signatures.
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Post by Injustice45 on Oct 24, 2013 20:36:41 GMT -5
Three commercial breaks, no matches. WHERE WRESTLING MATTERS. That's just pathetic. They're contradicting their own slogan.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Oct 24, 2013 20:37:03 GMT -5
So... what are the odds that we get a total of 1 match in the first hour of this 2 hour wrestling show?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2013 20:37:06 GMT -5
and lo, as we venture forth into the night we shall face many hardships, we can only hope to survive Impact.
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Post by Ash Kingston on Oct 24, 2013 20:37:49 GMT -5
So... what are the odds that we get a total of 1 match in the first hour of this 2 hour wrestling show? And the match we do get will be politely referred to as an "utter stinker".
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2013 20:37:52 GMT -5
Three commercial breaks, no matches. WHERE WRESTLING MATTERS. That's just pathetic. They're contradicting their own slogan. To be fair they don't even try to use that slogan anymore, it died slowly from a terminal case of inaccuracy.
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Welfare Willis
Crow T. Robot
Pornomancer 555-BONE FDIC Bonsured
Game Center CX Kacho on!
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Post by Welfare Willis on Oct 24, 2013 20:38:09 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure if you guys watch Cabin in the Woods, Impact tonight is one of the monsters in the cells.
Freeze frame it, you'll see it.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Oct 24, 2013 20:38:39 GMT -5
I'm predicting 4 matches tonight. Total time: 20 minutes.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Oct 24, 2013 20:38:48 GMT -5
TESSMACHER!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2013 20:38:52 GMT -5
Brooke Mode in a full effect tonight.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2013 20:39:03 GMT -5
Entire KO's division on display.
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Post by Error on Oct 24, 2013 20:39:16 GMT -5
Wait, Tapa isn't teaming with Gail? Why the hell would Brooke team with her? Jeebus
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Post by ________ has left the building on Oct 24, 2013 20:39:22 GMT -5
Brooke and her ass's ass.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2013 20:39:36 GMT -5
Velvet got her gear back and her UTI has been cured.
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Post by Indiana Miz on Oct 24, 2013 20:39:56 GMT -5
Let the pigeons LOOSE!
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Post by thetower52 on Oct 24, 2013 20:40:00 GMT -5
I just switched it on I seriously didn't miss a match yet?
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Post by Ash Kingston on Oct 24, 2013 20:40:12 GMT -5
Velvet found her old wardrobe! Holy crap!
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