Heartbreaker
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Post by Heartbreaker on Oct 26, 2013 3:22:24 GMT -5
 Today our favourite Straight Edge, Best In The World, pepsi drinking, snarky, ex-Paul Heyman loving, Wolverine lookalike turns 35. |
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 26, 2013 3:25:40 GMT -5
Look at the date, on your ID
It's your 35th birthday party
Blow out the candles
We wanna eat
What's in that present? Let us seeeee
It's your 35th birthday party!
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Professor Chaos on Oct 26, 2013 3:54:05 GMT -5
Sucks he's that old already. I know he wants to retire soon. Without him I dunno if I can keep interested in WWE unless somebody else catches fire. And no that's not Bryan for me. Crazy they're close to the same age but I see Punk retiring within 2 years while Bryan is like the modern day Bob Backlund still going in his 50's or 60's.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2013 4:17:06 GMT -5
Punk's a guy that isn't naturally athletic, but still wrestles a very athletic style to make up for his lack of size. So his knees and hips are paying the price. I think it adds to his babyface aura that he's perpetually beat up and still works his ass off. I've love him to be around for a long time since he's still relatively new to the main event scene, but it doesn't seem likely. As a fan I'd like him to be able to walk when he's 50, so no complaints here whenever he hangs it up, besides "THIS SHOW SUCKS!"
Happy birthday Punk, thanks for the wrasslin.
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Oct 26, 2013 6:44:17 GMT -5
"NICE BIRTHDAY YOU HOMO!"
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2013 8:21:28 GMT -5
Wake up time to dieeeee!!!
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Post by 2 Cold Scorkum on Oct 26, 2013 8:38:28 GMT -5
i wished him happy birthday on twitter and he told me go to to die and go to non existant hell and i got blocked
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Post by Sparkybob on Oct 26, 2013 10:24:30 GMT -5
And his birthday present will be needing to fight Ryback again. AJ better stop him from drinking tonight.
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Dennis Stamp
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Post by Dat Dude on Oct 26, 2013 10:30:15 GMT -5
Hmph, same day as my big sister.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2013 13:11:16 GMT -5
i wished him happy birthday on twitter and he told me go to to die and go to non existant hell and i got blocked If you run that through the CM Punk to English translator, it says "Thank you for your support" |
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Post by The Gambler Fan on Oct 26, 2013 18:07:18 GMT -5
He looks a lot older than 35. I thought he was pushing 40.
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Post by celticjobber on Oct 26, 2013 18:25:03 GMT -5
From Punk's friend Lindsay on Instagram: "My birthday dinner in Chicago was pretty rad. The chef kept feeding us desserts and Punk got sadder and sadder. We got super fat."  |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2013 18:27:22 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2013 20:28:33 GMT -5
He celebrated by banging your girlfriend.
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Post by thegame415 on Oct 26, 2013 20:34:05 GMT -5
I hope Rey Mysterio's daughter sings to him.
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543Y2J
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Post by 543Y2J on Oct 26, 2013 20:54:59 GMT -5
I'm too tired to come up with a funny caption but I thought I would post this pic..do what you do best FAN  |
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Oct 26, 2013 22:18:55 GMT -5
Happy birthday to one of the hardest working guys in the business. I may not always agree with him but I damn sure respect him.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2013 0:54:41 GMT -5
This is a top 5 all-time gif. |
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Post by thegame415 on Oct 27, 2013 2:00:41 GMT -5
I'm too tired to come up with a funny caption but I thought I would post this pic..do what you do best FAN "Don't worry Punk, they botched a major storyline with my turn, too" - Orton |
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Oct 27, 2013 2:03:26 GMT -5
I'm too tired to come up with a funny caption but I thought I would post this pic..do what you do best FAN This pic is making me think all kinds of dirty thoughts. |
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