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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Oct 26, 2013 16:01:22 GMT -5
So my Grandmother lives down the road from me. We live out in the country and she's used to having farm animals, like chickens, pigs, and in the case of my story a pet rabbit. Out here Dogs tend to be outdoor animals and run freely, which sometimes presents a problem.
My Grandmother went outside a week or so ago and found her rabbit's hutch destroyed. The rabbit was in the jaws of a dog that belongs to our neighbor. In simpler times, he would have been shot on the spot. However, I know how attached people are to their dogs so I took the dog with me to go talk to the neighbors about it.
The neighbors' grandson comes outside to see the dog and says, "Hello John Cena--you can't see me. You can't see me." He runs up and hugs the dog. Precious.
Long story short, John Cena lives further down the road with the boy's parents now. I just shudder what would have happened had I attempted to shoot him. I would probably have been FU'd through a table before I knew what hit me.
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Post by sunnytaker on Oct 26, 2013 16:03:42 GMT -5
he would have winced for a second or two then attacked you as if he hadn;t been shot at all.
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Post by chazraps on Oct 26, 2013 16:05:05 GMT -5
You should have shot the neighbors.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Oct 26, 2013 16:05:57 GMT -5
You should have shot the neighbors. The thought crossed my mind. Dead people can't pay rent, though.  |
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Oct 26, 2013 16:09:20 GMT -5
He would have laughed it off.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2013 16:14:36 GMT -5
Did their other dog named Triple H bury the rabbit as well?
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Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Oct 26, 2013 16:36:44 GMT -5
You should have shot the neighbors. The thought crossed my mind. Dead people can't pay rent, though. Sounds like something they would've put on an American Badass Taker shirt. |
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Oct 26, 2013 16:44:34 GMT -5
The thought crossed my mind. Dead people can't pay rent, though. Sounds like something they would've put on an American Badass Taker shirt. While laughing hysterically at this, I wonder just how awesomely history would have changed if Booger Red were an evil Landlord instead of an evil Biker. It would give a whole new meaning to "This is my yard". |
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Post by Hawk Hart on Oct 26, 2013 16:45:51 GMT -5
Sounds like something they would've put on an American Badass Taker shirt. While laughing hysterically at this, I wonder just how awesomely history would have changed if Booger Red were an evil Landlord instead of an evil Biker. It would give a whole new meaning to "This is my yard". If the Undertaker were the Landlord, the Landlord never would've gotten future endeavored. |
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Oct 26, 2013 16:46:48 GMT -5
Landlord of Darkness
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Post by ________ has left the building on Oct 26, 2013 16:56:06 GMT -5
Guess we know where Krypto lives at.
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Post by BigBadZ on Oct 26, 2013 17:14:09 GMT -5
Get a chihuahua named Jesus.
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Post by Sephiroth on Oct 26, 2013 17:24:13 GMT -5
Did the dog make a poopie joke?
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Post by Bo Rida on Oct 26, 2013 17:52:04 GMT -5
Let's hope WWE read this and make Cena vs Del Rio a Kennel From Hell match.
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Post by CrazySting on Oct 26, 2013 19:26:16 GMT -5
John Cena is FINALLY in the doghouse.
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