How Rhodes vs. Sandow SHOULD'VE gone (exagalie)
Oct 31, 2013 21:36:47 GMT -5
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Post by RIHT on Oct 31, 2013 21:36:47 GMT -5
So as you may know, back in July, Damien Sandow screwed Cody Rhodes out of the MITB briefcase, allowing Rhodes to turn face. Sometime during the feud, Cody threw Damien's briefcase into the Gulf of Mexico, assumed to never be seen again. Here's where they needed to change it.
So as the briefcase is floating in the Atlantic Ocean after moving out of the Gulf of Mexico, Raw opens up with a camera shot of the case floating in the water but bumping into a block of wood. A rope is dropped down and picks up the case, then the camera zooms out to reveal it bumped into a pirate ship. As the case is brought up, it is grabbed by none other than Paul Birchill, the pirate.
He merrily proclaims his find of "booty", but not being in the WWE for years, has no idea what it is, minus seeing the WWE logo on it. He sails back to the US and returns on Raw confronting Sandow saying that the case is now his treasure. A furious Sandow leaves the ring after the segment and begins plotting. Meanwhile, Cody confronts Paul Birchill and asks for a "cut" of the "booty". Birchill says he will give Cody the case since he himself has no use for it, but only if Rhodes can prove himself at sea. So Birchill and Rhodes organize a pirate crew of mid-carders or somewhat relevant guys like Kofi Kingston, Ricardo Rodriguez, Big Show, Daniel Bryan, etc. while Cody leaves with his trusty golden parrot (which is actually just a green-screen effect of Goldust's face on the parrot's head).
Sandow hears of this and organizes his own crew of lesser-tier stars like 3MB, Curtis Axel, a reluctant Wade Barrett, and Sin Cara on navigation duty. Both crews set out for sail, and now the chase is on for the MITB case. At this point, every week on Raw, there is a segment documenting the tales of each crew, whether it be Parrot-Dust's hilarious pranks on a sleeping Big Show, Wade Barrett's constant complaining on the poop deck, or Sin Cara's inability to actually navigate the ship as he can only point while no one actually pays attention to him.
Soon, Raw and Smackdown start becoming entirely focused on these segments, with the race for the treasure becoming more heated as time goes by. Once every 20 minutes or so, there's a random fight amongst one of the crews that take the place of matches. As Curtis Axel is cleaning up feces from his quarters, the combination of Sin Cara's terrible navigation and Parrot-Dust's hilarious hijinks, both ships nearly hit each other, and a huge brawl ensues, with every man for them self until one man is left standing on both boats, with the winner getting the briefcase. While Curtis Axel accidentally trips and falls into the mouth of a shark in the water and the face crew members are distracted, Damien Sandow steals the briefcase even though Cody was going to win the Nautical Battle Royal and sets for sail with the rest of his crew with the case, starting another chase.
At this point, Raw cuts back to an empty arena with John Cena wondering where everyone is.
Back to the ships, now Triple H has realized his company is overtaken by pirate shenanigans, so he organizes a royal naval army consisting of Randy Orton, The Shield, Wade Barrett (who defected from Sandow's crew), William Regal, and Vince McMahon. He sets course for both ships in an attempt to destroy them.
Eventually, all three ships meet up together and the final battle is about to begin. Suddenly, there's a noise in the distance. Feed me more...... Feed me more..... The crews are confused, but suddenly, Sin Cara points in the distance at something in the water. Feed me more.... Then, all of a sudden.... FEED ME MORE! Ryback as a sea monster leaps out of the water and attacks the ships. Sin Cara goes suicide and flips into Ryback's mouth, with Sandow angrily shouting at his newfound traitor.
Soon, Triple H decides to fire the cannons and the final battle begins. The briefcase is on the line, and lives will be lost. Parrot-Dust is hit by a shot from Orton's revolver, as Cody looks over his feathered friend in his last moments in a dramatic scene. As the conclusion is about to happen, John Cena comes riding in on a jet ski, asking where everyone's been. All three crews dumbfounded at this sight at first, the camera soon zooms out and you can see that all of the ships have just been a few feet off of a beach in Florida. Sandow then is seen on a row boat trying to escape with a mysterious chest, but the Ryback monster attacks is buoy and the chest flies out into Cena's arms. Cena opens it and it is revealed to be 1000 gold doubloons and the WHC, then everyone goes home in shame and we are here on the Raw after Hell in a Cell.
So as the briefcase is floating in the Atlantic Ocean after moving out of the Gulf of Mexico, Raw opens up with a camera shot of the case floating in the water but bumping into a block of wood. A rope is dropped down and picks up the case, then the camera zooms out to reveal it bumped into a pirate ship. As the case is brought up, it is grabbed by none other than Paul Birchill, the pirate.
He merrily proclaims his find of "booty", but not being in the WWE for years, has no idea what it is, minus seeing the WWE logo on it. He sails back to the US and returns on Raw confronting Sandow saying that the case is now his treasure. A furious Sandow leaves the ring after the segment and begins plotting. Meanwhile, Cody confronts Paul Birchill and asks for a "cut" of the "booty". Birchill says he will give Cody the case since he himself has no use for it, but only if Rhodes can prove himself at sea. So Birchill and Rhodes organize a pirate crew of mid-carders or somewhat relevant guys like Kofi Kingston, Ricardo Rodriguez, Big Show, Daniel Bryan, etc. while Cody leaves with his trusty golden parrot (which is actually just a green-screen effect of Goldust's face on the parrot's head).
Sandow hears of this and organizes his own crew of lesser-tier stars like 3MB, Curtis Axel, a reluctant Wade Barrett, and Sin Cara on navigation duty. Both crews set out for sail, and now the chase is on for the MITB case. At this point, every week on Raw, there is a segment documenting the tales of each crew, whether it be Parrot-Dust's hilarious pranks on a sleeping Big Show, Wade Barrett's constant complaining on the poop deck, or Sin Cara's inability to actually navigate the ship as he can only point while no one actually pays attention to him.
Soon, Raw and Smackdown start becoming entirely focused on these segments, with the race for the treasure becoming more heated as time goes by. Once every 20 minutes or so, there's a random fight amongst one of the crews that take the place of matches. As Curtis Axel is cleaning up feces from his quarters, the combination of Sin Cara's terrible navigation and Parrot-Dust's hilarious hijinks, both ships nearly hit each other, and a huge brawl ensues, with every man for them self until one man is left standing on both boats, with the winner getting the briefcase. While Curtis Axel accidentally trips and falls into the mouth of a shark in the water and the face crew members are distracted, Damien Sandow steals the briefcase even though Cody was going to win the Nautical Battle Royal and sets for sail with the rest of his crew with the case, starting another chase.
At this point, Raw cuts back to an empty arena with John Cena wondering where everyone is.
Back to the ships, now Triple H has realized his company is overtaken by pirate shenanigans, so he organizes a royal naval army consisting of Randy Orton, The Shield, Wade Barrett (who defected from Sandow's crew), William Regal, and Vince McMahon. He sets course for both ships in an attempt to destroy them.
Eventually, all three ships meet up together and the final battle is about to begin. Suddenly, there's a noise in the distance. Feed me more...... Feed me more..... The crews are confused, but suddenly, Sin Cara points in the distance at something in the water. Feed me more.... Then, all of a sudden.... FEED ME MORE! Ryback as a sea monster leaps out of the water and attacks the ships. Sin Cara goes suicide and flips into Ryback's mouth, with Sandow angrily shouting at his newfound traitor.
Soon, Triple H decides to fire the cannons and the final battle begins. The briefcase is on the line, and lives will be lost. Parrot-Dust is hit by a shot from Orton's revolver, as Cody looks over his feathered friend in his last moments in a dramatic scene. As the conclusion is about to happen, John Cena comes riding in on a jet ski, asking where everyone's been. All three crews dumbfounded at this sight at first, the camera soon zooms out and you can see that all of the ships have just been a few feet off of a beach in Florida. Sandow then is seen on a row boat trying to escape with a mysterious chest, but the Ryback monster attacks is buoy and the chest flies out into Cena's arms. Cena opens it and it is revealed to be 1000 gold doubloons and the WHC, then everyone goes home in shame and we are here on the Raw after Hell in a Cell.
