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Post by Deleted on Nov 3, 2013 16:32:50 GMT -5
I mean seriously first they sneak across our border and then find a way to still be illegal while being paid and then theres a whole list of other reasons not to cheer them.
1.They kidnapped that poor poor midget and dressed him up like a bull obviously drugged him to because why else would he play along with these criminals
2.They mugged Tito Santana and took all of his worst gear
3.Again they sneaked across the border and who knows what else they brought with them besides that poor midget
4.They took jobs away from good honest [AMERICANS] LIKE 3MB
5.[serious reason] They are BULL FIGHTERS what hero's whats the next heroic character Santino Marella Pedophile extraordinaire
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Post by mor666gie on Nov 3, 2013 16:40:28 GMT -5
WE THE PEOPLE
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Post by Deleted on Nov 3, 2013 16:44:47 GMT -5
Number 5 made me laugh way too hard. Mostly at the thought that someone can be really really great at being a pedophile. Also comparing bullfighters to pedos. And the thought of them just tacking on that trait to goofy Santino "oh yeah and he likes kids...A LOT." It's all so asinine.
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 3, 2013 16:45:03 GMT -5
1- The midget is OK with it. Midgets don't have a lot of employment options besides wrestling and being Peter Dinklage
2- He had spares
3- The US government has an amnesty for matadors
4- Americans don't work as matadors
5- Bullfighting is a noble art. If a bull is going to end up as a steak, they may as well go out in combat.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 3, 2013 17:00:50 GMT -5
Number 5 made me laugh way too hard. Mostly at the thought that someone can be really really great at being a pedophile. Also comparing bullfighters to pedos. And the thought of them just tacking on that trait to goofy Santino "oh yeah and he likes kids...A LOT." It's all so asinine. yes it is asinine i was trying to sound like a list made by old Zeb And with Santino the best part is you really wouldn't have to change much |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 3, 2013 17:01:50 GMT -5
Well they are criminally bad, I'll give you that.
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Nov 3, 2013 17:08:45 GMT -5
5- Bullfighting is a noble art. If a bull is going to end up as a steak, they may as well go out in combat. Just getting slaughtered is way, way less painful than what happens to bulls in a bullfighting ring. ...which actually means, they shoulda just made Epico and Primo slaughterhouse meatpackers. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 3, 2013 17:20:11 GMT -5
5- Bullfighting is a noble art. If a bull is going to end up as a steak, they may as well go out in combat. Just getting slaughtered is way, way less painful than what happens to bulls in a bullfighting ring. ...which actually means, they shoulda just made Epico and Primo slaughterhouse meatpackers. With really bad attire |
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Nov 3, 2013 17:24:46 GMT -5
The fact they're using a guy in a bull costume instead of a real bull makes them heroes. They're paving the way to end animal cruelty once and for all.
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Nov 3, 2013 17:25:04 GMT -5
I think Los Matadores supplied Jack Swagger with his funny relish, and that's why Uncle Zeb has such disdain for them. He didn't mind Primo and Epico because they were technically from a United States territory, but Los Matadores? Well, they hide behind robber masks, and they didn't come here without a backpack full of god knows what. And that's no bull.
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Post by wisdomwizard on Nov 3, 2013 23:04:40 GMT -5
More well done joke threads like this, please FAN? This the most I've laughed here in a while.  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 3, 2013 23:13:05 GMT -5
5- Bullfighting is a noble art. If a bull is going to end up as a steak, they may as well go out in combat. Just getting slaughtered is way, way less painful than what happens to bulls in a bullfighting ring. ...which actually means, they shoulda just made Epico and Primo slaughterhouse meatpackers. Oh man, THAT is a great gimmick. Would've been terrific to debut around Halloween. Yeah, Los Matadores are ONLY good guys because they haven't done anything good OR bad, yet - so by default they are faces because...beating 3MB 17 times in one month is a heroic act? Also - bullfighting is a very ugly sport - there's this bullfighter named Munera(?) who basically said that he realized after his career ended that what he'd been doing was basically torture and there was nothing majestic about it. So yeah, hurray bullfighting and Los Matadores. |
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Post by fw91 on Nov 3, 2013 23:24:05 GMT -5
Well for the whole month of their debut, they have done nothing but GIVE jobs to 3MB, so number 4 is null and void
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Post by Chip on Nov 3, 2013 23:56:06 GMT -5
Everytime someone says "Sneak" now I picture Zeb doing the little finger walking gesture. It doesn't really add to the topic but it's just kinda funny how word association works and changes.
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Post by hassanchop on Nov 4, 2013 0:35:15 GMT -5
There is one crime they committed. They are Puerto Ricans acting like Mexicans, so they're reinforcing the stereotype that all Latin Americans and Central Americans are alike.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Nov 4, 2013 2:02:36 GMT -5
If they're meant to still be Puero Ricans...they're American Citizens.\
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2013 2:39:33 GMT -5
Number 5 made me laugh way too hard. Mostly at the thought that someone can be really really great at being a pedophile. Also comparing bullfighters to pedos. And the thought of them just tacking on that trait to goofy Santino "oh yeah and he likes kids...A LOT." It's all so asinine. yes it is asinine i was trying to sound like a list made by old Zeb And with Santino the best part is you really wouldn't have to change much Yeah I didn't mean asinine in a bad way, it was really funny meant it as a compliment. |
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Post by Abdullah on Nov 4, 2013 2:45:38 GMT -5
Number 5 made me laugh way too hard. Mostly at the thought that someone can be really really great at being a pedophile. Also comparing bullfighters to pedos. And the thought of them just tacking on that trait to goofy Santino "oh yeah and he likes kids...A LOT." It's all so asinine. Actually, there was once a line about Santino looking up fifth-graders online. 2008 or so on RAW. So, it's not far off. |
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Post by Gerard Gerard on Nov 4, 2013 3:10:35 GMT -5
How does dressing up in fluorescent spandex qualify as 'sneaking'?
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Post by The Baltimore Staircase on Nov 4, 2013 3:21:52 GMT -5
I was hoping this was a return to those really serious "FACES ARE DICKS" stage everyone went through.
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