Michael Cole Gets New Gimmick at House Show?
Nov 4, 2013 22:53:29 GMT -5
________ has left the building, Wolf Hurricane, and 2 more like this
Post by bloopscoop on Nov 4, 2013 22:53:29 GMT -5
I was at a house show over the weekend. Rikishi was there, and he was the host.
Halfway through the show, Keesh came out in a Uso's T Shirt to help the Uso's win a match (not like they needed it ;D ). Afterwards he said he had a special contest for us. It was the first annual "Best Ass Contest" for the divas. They all came out in bathrobes and kimonos, and goodness gracious they looked good...THEN they took the robes off! I have to say, Nattie is pretty good at twerking. AJ wasn't there, but the other divas were, even ones I'd never seen, and now I've seen their butt cheeks! Rikishi announced a final competition, the twerk off.
Then Big Shawn's song "Dance (ass)" started playing, and it looped several times whilst the divas posteriors did their thang. Then something a bit weird happened. Michael Cole came out in a robe and proclaimed on the house mic to have "the best ass of them all" and then he walked into the ring. He told us to use the hashtag #coleass and #cole-kishi. He said Cole-Kishi would give us a moment we'd never, ever forget.
He removed his robe to reveal a smaller version of Rikishi's gear, if that were possible. I got front row seats, so while Michael Cole, who was more than adequately lubed up, twerked and danced better than the divas, I got to see every dimple of his ass. Everyone booed, but I gave Cole-Kishi the sympathy clap. I was damned sure never gonna see nothing like this again.
Cole didn't win the competition, one of the Total Divas divas won, with a pink Susan G Komnen thong. Cole cried and said we hadn't seen the last of Cole-Kishi.
#coleass
Halfway through the show, Keesh came out in a Uso's T Shirt to help the Uso's win a match (not like they needed it ;D ). Afterwards he said he had a special contest for us. It was the first annual "Best Ass Contest" for the divas. They all came out in bathrobes and kimonos, and goodness gracious they looked good...THEN they took the robes off! I have to say, Nattie is pretty good at twerking. AJ wasn't there, but the other divas were, even ones I'd never seen, and now I've seen their butt cheeks! Rikishi announced a final competition, the twerk off.
Then Big Shawn's song "Dance (ass)" started playing, and it looped several times whilst the divas posteriors did their thang. Then something a bit weird happened. Michael Cole came out in a robe and proclaimed on the house mic to have "the best ass of them all" and then he walked into the ring. He told us to use the hashtag #coleass and #cole-kishi. He said Cole-Kishi would give us a moment we'd never, ever forget.
He removed his robe to reveal a smaller version of Rikishi's gear, if that were possible. I got front row seats, so while Michael Cole, who was more than adequately lubed up, twerked and danced better than the divas, I got to see every dimple of his ass. Everyone booed, but I gave Cole-Kishi the sympathy clap. I was damned sure never gonna see nothing like this again.
Cole didn't win the competition, one of the Total Divas divas won, with a pink Susan G Komnen thong. Cole cried and said we hadn't seen the last of Cole-Kishi.
#coleass
