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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2013 1:42:29 GMT -5
Who would be the Lisa of the Diva's division?
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Nov 7, 2013 1:43:32 GMT -5
Katie Vick.
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Post by Heartbreaker on Nov 7, 2013 1:46:02 GMT -5
Matt Hardy, Edge and Lita is the closest we have to WWE's version of The Room.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2013 1:47:22 GMT -5
Big Show would have shown up in a flying car instead of a semi and Daniel Bryan would be his Vampire sidekick.
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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on Nov 7, 2013 1:51:21 GMT -5
Linda McMahon will say she has cancer.
Then they'll never mention it again.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Nov 7, 2013 1:53:41 GMT -5
Bankruptcy
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Post by thegame415 on Nov 7, 2013 4:06:11 GMT -5
He'd walk up to Eva Marie: "Hi Doggy"
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Post by Joshie el Gato Rey on Nov 7, 2013 4:16:41 GMT -5
"Did you uh, know, that Mark Henry, is a symbol of love?"
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Post by Bear Skin Rug on Nov 7, 2013 4:24:11 GMT -5
"You're a B+ customer."
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Post by "American Cream" Dusty Loads on Nov 7, 2013 4:37:56 GMT -5
he doesn't?
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Post by Gerard Gerard on Nov 7, 2013 4:44:53 GMT -5
Depressing that The Room is a more coherent character piece than 82.4% of what the 'E offers as 'compelling stories.' Also, at least Room had a decisive ending, and didn't just peter out, hoping Big Show'd be enough of a distraction.
It's a mixed analogy, but I've made my point, methinks.
Yes, the nature of wrestling dictates heavy, heavy flexibility, but then you get something like Orton who could definitively beat Big Show not 6 months ago, then have'im scared shitless a little while later, and not have anything in the interim to explain that change, that is bad storytelling. Punk tries to, a little, at least, we had his change of heart around Spring, and rediscovering the 'Best in the World' self, somewhat explaining why he can face Ryback in a cell a year after he ran scaredly of it.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Nov 7, 2013 9:11:59 GMT -5
Ryback: Do you want me to beat CM Punk? Heyman: Whatever, I don't care. Ryback: I already beat CM Punk. Heyman: You think about everything, ha ha ha.
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Axel: How was work today? Heyman: Oh, pretty good. We got a new client and we will make a lot of money. Axel: What client? Heyman: I cannot tell you; it's confidential. Axel: Aw, come on. Why not? Heyman: No, I can't. Anyway, how is your sex life?
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HHH: Did you win the WWE Championship? Orton: Nah. [pause] HHH: You didn't get it, did you?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2013 9:33:43 GMT -5
Big Show - Stephanie said I hit her it's not true I did not hit her, I did naht!
Undertaker walks in room
Big Show - Oh hi Mark!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2013 10:35:15 GMT -5
TRIPLE H YOUR TERRA RYZING ME APART!
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Nov 7, 2013 10:55:21 GMT -5
Matt Hardy, Edge and Lita is the closest we have to WWE's version of The Room. that angle's immediately what came to my mind. if only Matt said "You are tearing me apart, Lita". Jeff was Peter, Shannon Moore was Denny and Greg Helms was Steven.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Nov 7, 2013 11:57:24 GMT -5
Mark Henry: And then, Michael Hayes called me the n-word! Triple H: ...Crazy story Mark!
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Post by Chiral on Nov 7, 2013 11:59:41 GMT -5
All the divas would be heels, and wrestlers would frequently say how evil all women are. Divas wouldn't be allowed to do anything other than worship men, drink wine, and cheat on men.
Roman Reigns would get a huge one night push as Roman-R, but be quickly defeated by Tommy Wiseau (he'd make himself the star of the company) and never seen again.
More establishing shots of the city. Sometimes in the middle of matches.
Tommy would be booked as the most beloved face of all time, random people backstage would tell him how much they love him.
Raw's titantrons would be replaced with pictures of spoons.
Football tuxedo matches.
Instead of all promos sounding like Vince wrote them, they'll now include Tommy's buzz words/phrases like "It's a complicated situation."
Lesbians would be the biggest heels in the company (as well as wheelchair bound people). No farts would be allowed as they're "disgusting like hell".
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Post by wallabylikeyou on Nov 7, 2013 12:44:15 GMT -5
Honestly Tommy Wiseau and Vince McMahon do have similarities. They're both eccentrics from poor backgrounds who amassed large amounts of money and use that money to live their dreams vicariously. They're both self conscious about belonging among entertainment people and are demanding and high strung when it comes to putting out their 'art', in spite of its quality.
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 7, 2013 12:45:27 GMT -5
"Where's my money Zack???"
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Nov 7, 2013 13:06:47 GMT -5
It'd pretty much be how it's gonna be when HHH if fully in charge, except for the fact that Stephanie is his current wife and not his future wife.
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