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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Nov 7, 2013 9:35:26 GMT -5
Like those Simpsons threads we used to do:
HHH: Randy Orton, what the hell are you doingtalking about prostitutes to these children? Get outta here!
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WWE Did You Know Fact: You're watching WWE, the cool, brainwashing, 12-year-old-and-younger wrestling promotion that hides behind a slick image. We're so cool that we decide what's cool. And now WWE Raw. The show that is single-handedly dumbing-down our business, which is cool.
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Vince: Goldust. But... I fired you.
Goldust: Well where was I supposed to go, Detroit?
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Post by rybackrulez on Nov 7, 2013 11:08:32 GMT -5
That wtf episode was hilarious
Especially token as r-truth and how they made vince mcmahon so refined
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dav
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Post by dav on Nov 7, 2013 11:32:49 GMT -5
MARK HENRY:
Say, would you crackers like to hear
about the time we saw Ric Flair?
SETH ROLLINS:
No, that's okay.
MARK HENRY:
Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight
years ago. Me and the little lady was
driving through North Carolina, you see, all alone
at night, when all of a sudden this
this creature, this giant relic
from the Crockett era, comes out
of the darkness.
MAE YOUNG:
We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I
jumped up in my seat and I said "Mark,
what on earth is that creature?!"
MARK HENRY:
It stood above us looking down with
that bleeding forehead,-
MAE YOUNG:
Oh, it was so scary!
MARK HENRY:
-and I yelled. I said, "What do you
want from us, Ric Flair?!" And Ric Flair
bent down and said, "...Uh I need about
tree-fitty."
SETH ROLLINS:
What's tree-fitty?
MARK HENRY:
Three dollars and fifty cents.
MAE YOUNG:
Tree-fitty.
DEAN AMBROSE:
He wanted money?
MARK HENRY:
That's right. I said "I ain't giving
you no tree-fitty you goddamn Ric Flair!
Get your own goddamn money!"
MAE YOUNG:
I gave him a dollar.
MARK HENRY:
She gave him a dollar!
MAE YOUNG:
I thought he'd go away if I gave him
a dollar.
MARK HENRY:
Well of course Ric Flair's not gonna go away,
Nellie! You gave him a dollar, he's
gonna assume you got more! |
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Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Nov 7, 2013 12:11:06 GMT -5
Cena: We're guys, dude. We find something about all our friends to rip on. We made fun of HHH's nose for the same reason we rip on Big Show for being wimpy.
Orton: And we rip on Ryder for being a jobber.
Cena: And Daniel for being in love with Brie. And Del Rio for being boring. And Del Rio for being stupid. And Del Rio for having a whore for a mom. And Del Rio for being a sadistic ever-aggressive asshole.
Alberto Del Rio: Hey. You did me already.
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Nov 7, 2013 13:16:16 GMT -5
I bet AJ's got that sweet Puerto Rican strange.
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Post by Mrs. Potato Dick on Nov 8, 2013 8:50:50 GMT -5
MARK HENRY:
Say, would you crackers like to hear
about the time we saw Ric Flair?
SETH ROLLINS:
No, that's okay.
MARK HENRY:
Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight
years ago. Me and the little lady was
driving through North Carolina, you see, all alone
at night, when all of a sudden this
this creature, this giant relic
from the Crockett era, comes out
of the darkness.
MAE YOUNG:
We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I
jumped up in my seat and I said "Mark,
what on earth is that creature?!"
MARK HENRY:
It stood above us looking down with
that bleeding forehead,-
MAE YOUNG:
Oh, it was so scary!
MARK HENRY:
-and I yelled. I said, "What do you
want from us, Ric Flair?!" And Ric Flair
bent down and said, "...Uh I need about
tree-fitty."
SETH ROLLINS:
What's tree-fitty?
MARK HENRY:
Three dollars and fifty cents.
MAE YOUNG:
Tree-fitty.
DEAN AMBROSE:
He wanted money?
MARK HENRY:
That's right. I said "I ain't giving
you no tree-fitty you goddamn Ric Flair!
Get your own goddamn money!"
MAE YOUNG:
I gave him a dollar.
MARK HENRY:
She gave him a dollar!
MAE YOUNG:
I thought he'd go away if I gave him
a dollar.
MARK HENRY:
Well of course Ric Flair's not gonna go away,
Nellie! You gave him a dollar, he's
gonna assume you got more! So great....so wonderful.... |
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Nov 8, 2013 9:10:44 GMT -5
WWE hype video for Survivor Series voiceover: (a toilet bowl spews out shit) This November, John Cena shits in your eyes, ears and mouth. (Some eyes, ear and mouth are shown separately, and poop lands on each of them) It's John Cena in (sound of a fart), rated Arg for pirates. f*** you!
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