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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 11, 2013 0:52:35 GMT -5
Serious gay wrestler. Darren Young is too goofy and doesn't wear a suit or MMA gear. I don't mind a goofy gay wrestler as long as they're not a fairy or a queen or some guy who gropes his opponents. Like a goofy gay Ryder or Miz would be cool to watch (I'm being serious, not just because I think they're hot). For serious gay, I'd love it if it were a guy in the mold of Daniel Bryan. Like he'd embody the whole "smart, sexy and powerful" tag line used for the Divas, but marketed towards gay men. |
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Nov 11, 2013 0:56:48 GMT -5
Corporate Kane goes along with Triple H and The Authority. Eventually, after Orton wins his feud with Big Show, and WWE finally leaves that weird period from Summerslam 2013 to Survivor Series 2013, Daniel Bryan returns, attacks Orton, and one-ups Triple H, before HHH barely escapes the running knee. With Bryan being the bad ass character he should've been the entire time, Kane goes in the ring and faces off with Bryan. All of a sudden, he gets a mic, and says that WWE is under new management now, and that the small ember of WWE for the past few months will turn into a strong fire, with the help of some flare. As Bryan thinks Kane is in charge, all of a sudden.......... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ric Flair comes out and announces him and Kane pitched in to buy out Triple H and Steph's shares of the WWE during a loophole exposed while they were trying to protect their assets in case Big Show sued them, and with that, JBL walks off of commentary after being fed up, while Michael Cole tries to make Kane tell JBL to stay, when he is promptly chokeslammed and is stretchered away. As Cole is taken by the medical staff, Flair laughingly tells him that he's already found his replacement. JR comes out, returns to commentary, as Kane and Bryan "Yes!" with each other, while Flair takes off his suit and struts in his underwear. JR welcomes us to Raw, and all is well again. Only if Kane takes Flair's suit and his Korporate suit a day burns them in a barrel to simultaneously regain his Kane powers and inexplicably gain Ric Flair powers. |
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Post by Todd Pettengill on Nov 11, 2013 1:00:07 GMT -5
Bringing back Dr. Shelby as a "jack of all trades" Doctor would be awesome.
He doesn't specialize in one field. He specializes in ALL of them.
-Dr. Shelby tends to wrestlers with (kayfabe) injuries.
-Dr. Shelby dishes dietary advice to Ryback, Big Show, & Mark Henry.
-Dr. Shelby tries to counsel WWE couples on the verge of breaking up.
-Dr. Shelby develops an energy potion so an oh-so-tired Santino can stay awake & win his upcoming match.
-Dr. Shelby creates a new theme song for Wade Barrett because none of his previous themes have ever gotten that Pavlovian response from the crowd that every wrestler wants.
-Dr. Shelby has a talk show segment in the vein of Dr. Phil
-Dr. Shelby gives motivational speeches for Be a Star.
-Dr. Shelby gets really weird around Halloween.
-Dr. Shelby breaks down "game footage" after the match.
etc. etc.
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