Post by RIHT on Nov 10, 2013 22:10:31 GMT -5
Here's my idea for Cesaro. The Real Americans win the tag titles, and have a nice heel run. Eventually, Swagger & Colter Cesaro is getting more popular and more concerned with his cool moves like the Cesaro Swing. Antonio gets a title shot against Cena, but Swagger costs him the match, with Colter justifying it by saying he had to "humble" Cesaro. Soon, Colter starts using an unnamed "American organization" (NSA or some other spy group) to find dirt on Cesaro, and even expose that his work visa had apparently expired. As Cesaro is about to be taken away, JR comes out and says he got the documents to renew Cesaro's visa and thus, he stays in WWE, saying "two can play at that game".
Eventually, a face team like the Usos challenge The Real Americans for the tag titles, but Cesaro no-shows. During the match, the lights go out and you see what looks like a rifle scope on the titantron. A silhouette appears, then grabs another on the ground and starts swinging it by the legs. Then, a James Bond-like remix of Antonio Cesaro's theme starts playing (his theme is based off of the Goldfinger song), and Antonio comes out in a tuxedo on the stage. Swagger leaves the ring to try and face him, Cesaro pulls up his sleeve to reveal a watch, presses a button, then dives out of the way as an invisible Aston Martin car is revealed and speeds up to hit Jack Swagger back into the ring and the Usos pin him for the titles. Cesaro then walks over to commentary and asks to use Michael Cole's chair. As Justin Roberts hands him a martini, Cesaro winks at Colter as the chair launches into the air and flies him out of the arena.
The next week, Jack Swagger returns to Raw with a scar on his face and challenges Cesaro to a duel at Wrestlemania. Cesaro parachutes in with a John Cena themed parachute and accepts the challenge, before firing a laser at Zeb Colter's mustache from a pen, and then ziplines back to the gorilla position with a grappling pistol. He stops, grabs Aksana, and uses another grappling pistol to exit the arena.
At Wrestlemania, Cesaro and Swagger have their duel, except Colter rigged it where Antonio has only one bullet in his gun, while Swagger has 10 in his golden gun. The duel begins and quickly heads backstage, where Colter set up props, mirrors, and mannequins to confuse Antonio. Swagger, however quickly wastes 9 bullets, but finally thinks he sees Antonio and shoots him in the head. Swagger does push-ups in honor of his victory until Cesaro comes from behind, revealing Swagger just shot a mannequin Antonio disguised as himself. He tosses Swagger in the air, shoots him, then catches him with the Swiss Death Uppercut before picking him up one more time, calling for a helicopter, flying to the Golden Gate Bridge, then does the Neutralizer to Swagger off the bridge before parachuting to safety about halfway through the decent with a CM Punk parachute.
As he heads back to headquarters, saying hello to AJ, the lovely secretary, he heads into an office with a desk and chair, chair facing the wall. Cesaro asks for how the person is doing, before a hand picks something up off of the ground, which is actually him putting on a cowboy hat, then turns around to reveal JR, telling Cesaro that he has another assignment. The camera cuts to a smiling Cesaro, and then boom. Credits. WWE Studios' Antonio CesarOO7.
Eventually, a face team like the Usos challenge The Real Americans for the tag titles, but Cesaro no-shows. During the match, the lights go out and you see what looks like a rifle scope on the titantron. A silhouette appears, then grabs another on the ground and starts swinging it by the legs. Then, a James Bond-like remix of Antonio Cesaro's theme starts playing (his theme is based off of the Goldfinger song), and Antonio comes out in a tuxedo on the stage. Swagger leaves the ring to try and face him, Cesaro pulls up his sleeve to reveal a watch, presses a button, then dives out of the way as an invisible Aston Martin car is revealed and speeds up to hit Jack Swagger back into the ring and the Usos pin him for the titles. Cesaro then walks over to commentary and asks to use Michael Cole's chair. As Justin Roberts hands him a martini, Cesaro winks at Colter as the chair launches into the air and flies him out of the arena.
The next week, Jack Swagger returns to Raw with a scar on his face and challenges Cesaro to a duel at Wrestlemania. Cesaro parachutes in with a John Cena themed parachute and accepts the challenge, before firing a laser at Zeb Colter's mustache from a pen, and then ziplines back to the gorilla position with a grappling pistol. He stops, grabs Aksana, and uses another grappling pistol to exit the arena.
At Wrestlemania, Cesaro and Swagger have their duel, except Colter rigged it where Antonio has only one bullet in his gun, while Swagger has 10 in his golden gun. The duel begins and quickly heads backstage, where Colter set up props, mirrors, and mannequins to confuse Antonio. Swagger, however quickly wastes 9 bullets, but finally thinks he sees Antonio and shoots him in the head. Swagger does push-ups in honor of his victory until Cesaro comes from behind, revealing Swagger just shot a mannequin Antonio disguised as himself. He tosses Swagger in the air, shoots him, then catches him with the Swiss Death Uppercut before picking him up one more time, calling for a helicopter, flying to the Golden Gate Bridge, then does the Neutralizer to Swagger off the bridge before parachuting to safety about halfway through the decent with a CM Punk parachute.
As he heads back to headquarters, saying hello to AJ, the lovely secretary, he heads into an office with a desk and chair, chair facing the wall. Cesaro asks for how the person is doing, before a hand picks something up off of the ground, which is actually him putting on a cowboy hat, then turns around to reveal JR, telling Cesaro that he has another assignment. The camera cuts to a smiling Cesaro, and then boom. Credits. WWE Studios' Antonio CesarOO7.
