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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Nov 13, 2013 10:00:45 GMT -5
Like the kind that are shot in about 2 weeks on shoestring budgets? The reason I say it is because that way they could be like Roger Corman and instead of releasing a few crappy big budget movies every so often they instead could release a slew of smaller budget crappy movies, that might have a gem in them.
I mean Vince is never going to shell out millions of dollars to have JTG star in a movie. But a few thousand? I think Vince has spent that much on some breakfastes he has had.
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 13, 2013 10:05:40 GMT -5
They should produce shit like "Crocodile vs Cobra" or "Dinohorse vs Scorpioduck" or that kind of thing SyFy shows.
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Post by Push R Truth on Nov 13, 2013 10:11:34 GMT -5
I'd love to see the WWE make Asylum-level shitfests.
One Halloween Night at the WWE Performance Center a group of WWE Superstars stops in for a training session with the rookies. Little do they know the Center was built on an ancient burial ground. As Kane is accidentally busted wide open, drops of his blood drain into the sewers were the resident rats grow fat from his drippings. An unholy combination of violated spirits, demonic blood and disgusting vermin having a taste for human flesh resurfaces as mutated monsters hellbent on consuming the flesh of those poor souls unlucky enough to be in the Performance Center.
WWE Presents: Ring Rats
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Nov 13, 2013 10:11:34 GMT -5
They should produce shit like "Crocodile vs Cobra" or "Dinohorse vs Scorpioduck" or that kind of thing SyFy shows. as long as Big Show plays a scientist in one of these movies it's all good with me. |
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Post by CMWaters on Nov 13, 2013 10:14:07 GMT -5
Only if they use Vince's RCA brick...er, camera so it's got that shot on video (or shiteo as some have described it) feel to it.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Nov 13, 2013 10:18:16 GMT -5
I'd love to see the WWE make Asylum-level shitfests. One Halloween Night at the WWE Performance Center a group of WWE Superstars stops in for a training session with the rookies. Little do they know the Center was built on an ancient burial ground. As Kane is accidentally busted wide open, drops of his blood drain into the sewers were the resident rats grow fat from his drippings. An unholy combination of violated spirits, demonic blood and disgusting vermin having a taste for human flesh resurfaces as mutated monsters hellbent on consuming the flesh of those poor souls unlucky enough to be in the Performance Center.WWE Presents: Ring RatsOn that note: HHH plays a serial killer, who is about to hang it all up after a cop (played by Curtis Axel) shoots him in the quad. As HHH bleeds to death he sees a doll nearby and remembers a dark voodoo spell which he uses to transfer his spirit into the doll. Now this sinister miniature is out to bury the competition. Puppet H stars in Reign of Terror |
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Post by jagilki on Nov 13, 2013 14:42:34 GMT -5
I want a WWE Cannonball Run
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 13, 2013 14:55:23 GMT -5
I want to see a WWE Wacky Races
Cena would win of course, but I can just imagine AJ as Penelope Pitstop
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Post by CMWaters on Nov 13, 2013 14:58:01 GMT -5
I want to see a WWE Wacky Races Cena would win of course, but I can just imagine AJ as Penelope Pitstop Who'd be Dick Dastardly? I'm guessing Orton from when he tried to blow up Cena... |
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Nov 13, 2013 15:05:59 GMT -5
I'd love to see the WWE make Asylum-level shitfests. One Halloween Night at the WWE Performance Center a group of WWE Superstars stops in for a training session with the rookies. Little do they know the Center was built on an ancient burial ground. As Kane is accidentally busted wide open, drops of his blood drain into the sewers were the resident rats grow fat from his drippings. An unholy combination of violated spirits, demonic blood and disgusting vermin having a taste for human flesh resurfaces as mutated monsters hellbent on consuming the flesh of those poor souls unlucky enough to be in the Performance Center.WWE Presents: Ring RatsMoney...take mine....please.... |
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Post by Todd Pettengill on Nov 13, 2013 15:16:16 GMT -5
Wrestlers vs Zombies
Wrestlers vs Shark-o-dile
Wrestlers vs Ultra Brontosaurus
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 13, 2013 15:27:37 GMT -5
I want to see a WWE Wacky Races Cena would win of course, but I can just imagine AJ as Penelope Pitstop Who'd be Dick Dastardly? I'm guessing Orton from when he tried to blow up Cena... Yep, Orton And HHH would be one of those cavemen. |
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Post by sunnytaker on Nov 13, 2013 16:17:01 GMT -5
They should produce shit like "Crocodile vs Cobra" . hmm dunno if Skinner vs Santino would make a good movie..  |
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 13, 2013 16:19:03 GMT -5
Viper vs. Cobra.
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Post by Waffel113 on Nov 13, 2013 16:22:31 GMT -5
I want a WWE Cannonball Run I'm throwing dollar bills at the screen, but nothing is happening.  |
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Post by wildojinx on Nov 13, 2013 22:53:29 GMT -5
There's this DTV on Netflix called "2 Headed Shark Attack". WWE should do the sequel: 3 headed whale assault {Spoiler}{Spoiler}Ryder gets eaten |
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Post by Lancers on Nov 13, 2013 22:56:13 GMT -5
Gorillas in the Gorilla Position
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Post by turkeysandwich on Nov 13, 2013 23:00:24 GMT -5
Remake those El Santo movies with Sin Cara except he is more like Inspector Clouseau than El Santo.
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