CH Punk
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by CH Punk on Nov 20, 2013 17:44:46 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan and Sheamus are related to Muppets.
What else?
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Post by Instant Classic on Nov 20, 2013 17:45:53 GMT -5
Kane was a partier before WWE.
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Nov 20, 2013 17:47:54 GMT -5
A forty year old man hangs out with an imaginary child.
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Sparkybob
King Koopa
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Post by Sparkybob on Nov 20, 2013 17:49:26 GMT -5
Rey has bad sperm.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Nov 20, 2013 17:51:22 GMT -5
The Undertaker is a Zombie with magical powers. Including the ability to summon lighting like f'n Raiden. What did he do with these power? Take over the word, you say? No, he decided to wear tights and wrestle. One time he had an idea to take over the WWF which he was probably going to use as the starting base of a World Conquest Gambit, but he didn't.
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Post by Instant Classic on Nov 20, 2013 17:53:27 GMT -5
Christian and Edge are brothers turned bestfriends.
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Hank Scorpio
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Post by TGM on Nov 20, 2013 17:53:32 GMT -5
Goldust has apparently cured his tourettes.
Kurt Angle doesn't like black people, but likes black women (Sharmell).
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CH Punk
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by CH Punk on Nov 20, 2013 17:57:24 GMT -5
Kurt Angle doesn't like black people, but likes black women (Sharmell). Having recently watched that feud, he doesn't actually like Sharmell. He just wants to have bestiality sex with her. |
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Nov 20, 2013 18:02:11 GMT -5
Kane can shoot fire out of anything.
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Post by BorneAgain on Nov 20, 2013 18:04:10 GMT -5
Despite the company existing for 50 years, the main events to their top rated program are not often decided due to great experience of the people in charge, but instead on who interact in the opening segment.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Nov 20, 2013 18:04:14 GMT -5
Furthermore, Kane and Undertaker once spent The Fourth of July together...and it didn't end well. That was probably (not) the end of their family get-togethers.
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Sparkybob
King Koopa
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Post by Sparkybob on Nov 20, 2013 18:04:49 GMT -5
Lita at one point was Undertaker's sister in law.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2013 18:05:13 GMT -5
Dennis Miller is the reason for Bret Hart coming back to WWE.
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Nov 20, 2013 18:13:12 GMT -5
Kevin Federline is unbeaten against John Cena.
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Post by Old Jack Burton on Nov 20, 2013 18:17:03 GMT -5
Mark Henry is father to a giant hand.
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Nov 20, 2013 18:18:27 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan and Sheamus are related to Muppets. What else? And by extension, Bryan and Sheamus are related to each other. |
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Nov 20, 2013 19:16:58 GMT -5
All issues are resolved through stipulated athletic contests on PPV once every three weeks.
Also everything happens once a week at 10-20 minute intervals.
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Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
advocates duck on rodent violence
Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Nov 20, 2013 19:21:20 GMT -5
Attempted murder is okay so long as the WWE cameras are rolling.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2013 19:25:45 GMT -5
Lita at one point was Undertaker's sister in law. And Paul Bearer's daughter-in-law. |
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Nov 20, 2013 19:27:58 GMT -5
Attempted murder is okay so long as the WWE cameras are rolling. And sometimes even when they're not (Cena/Jesus). |
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