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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Nov 20, 2013 19:49:10 GMT -5
John Cena beat Jesus.
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Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Talent Name on Nov 20, 2013 19:56:25 GMT -5
Jesus also stabbed Cena, and Mr. McMahon beat god
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Nov 20, 2013 19:57:48 GMT -5
Vince McMahon defeated his Father.
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Post by hossfan on Nov 20, 2013 20:01:44 GMT -5
Hornswoggle shot and ate a giant anthropomorphic eagle for Thanksgiving dinner.
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BigJerichool222
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
THE BIG DOG!
#NotInMySalad
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Nov 20, 2013 20:09:46 GMT -5
Edge somehow managed to drag around a kidnapped Paul Bearer for weeks (even OVERSEAS, I believe) without anyone stopping him or Paul managing to escape.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Nov 20, 2013 20:12:04 GMT -5
Paul Bearer died several times before he really died.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Nov 20, 2013 20:14:19 GMT -5
Big Bossman secretly forced a man to eat his beloved pet Chihuahua. He also blindsided Big Show on one of the saddest days of his life, stole his dead father's casket, and drove off into the sunset.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Nov 20, 2013 20:16:11 GMT -5
Attempted murder is okay so long as the WWE cameras are rolling. If you fall from a forklift while in a car, you'll just get a boo-boo on your forehead.
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mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Nov 20, 2013 20:19:34 GMT -5
Hornswoggle has the power to literally run through walls.
An entire world operates underneath the ring.
R-truth was blown up by dynamite, with only his boots remaining.
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Nov 20, 2013 21:14:59 GMT -5
A person's moral righteousness is directly proportional to his popularity among strangers.
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Post by I've got some bad news... on Nov 20, 2013 22:36:14 GMT -5
Hornswoggle is Vince's son, and by extension Triple H's brother-in-law, and Stephanie's brother.
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Post by Error on Nov 20, 2013 22:41:21 GMT -5
Hornswoggle is Vince's son, and by extension Triple H's brother-in-law, and Stephanie's brother. Nope that was revealed to be a lie meant to humiliate Vince and led to the JBL/Finlay match at Mania 24
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Nov 20, 2013 22:59:33 GMT -5
Everything in the lives of the wrestlers, every argument between them, twist, turn, and surprise, happens on Mondays or at PPVs, very occasionally on tuesdays at Smackdown tapings. Despite the fact that they travel together for most of the year, and put on house shows, nothing ever develops backstage at these house shows, or on the road.
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Nov 20, 2013 23:28:32 GMT -5
The most severe of bodily injury can be overcome simply by a group of people clapping for you/chanting your name.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2013 23:30:12 GMT -5
Tim White's greatest lesson: Suicide is painless.
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Post by sdoyle7798 on Nov 20, 2013 23:34:41 GMT -5
Kane can shoot fire out of anything.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Nov 20, 2013 23:35:48 GMT -5
William Regal has Siamese twins for daughters who he keeps locked in his attic.
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Lila
El Dandy
Slip N Slide World Champion 1997
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Post by Lila on Nov 20, 2013 23:37:37 GMT -5
Dennis Miller is the reason for Bret Hart coming back to WWE. To add on, Undertaker and Stephanie are still happily married despite cheating on him with Hunter and Test.
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Post by Bootista on Nov 20, 2013 23:39:13 GMT -5
Tim White's greatest lesson: Suicide is painless. It Brings on many changes
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2013 23:45:20 GMT -5
Tim White's greatest lesson: Suicide is painless. It Brings on many changes And I can rent the Friendly Tap with ease.
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