I want a wrestler who cuts non sequitur promos

[Deleted]

And have unorthodox wrestling like wrestling the match while crying the entire time loudly attempting to hug it out

[saintpat]

Well John Morrison fits the first part.

And he did that carport thing or whatever it was called ...

[onetruemisfit]

I want A Siamese twin wrestler.

[Germansuplex]

Some time ago, I read Flair's book. He described how some WCW booker wanted to push a hunchbacked wrestler with a gimmick of the MAN WHO CAN'T BE PINNED.

[Mozenrath]

Perry Saturn sort of did the promo thing, and Warrior and Sid sort of did it on accident.

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

Nov 22, 2013 2:13:27 GMT -5 Germansuplex said:

Some time ago, I read Flair's book. He described how some WCW booker wanted to push a hunchbacked wrestler with a gimmick of the MAN WHO CAN'T BE PINNED.

Wasn't that Jim Herd?

[Deleted]

Here you go!

[Germansuplex]

Nov 22, 2013 7:37:54 GMT -5 "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay said:

Nov 22, 2013 2:13:27 GMT -5 Germansuplex said:

Some time ago, I read Flair's book. He described how some WCW booker wanted to push a hunchbacked wrestler with a gimmick of the MAN WHO CAN'T BE PINNED.

Wasn't that Jim Herd?

Jup, that's the one.

[A Platypus Rave is Correct]

Nov 22, 2013 11:46:08 GMT -5 Germansuplex said:

Nov 22, 2013 7:37:54 GMT -5 "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay said:

Wasn't that Jim Herd?

Jup, that's the one.

And that's how we got the Ding Dongs.

[The Beast Disincarnate]

I want a mime artist wrestler

[A Platypus Rave is Correct]

Also So you basically want a modern day Ultimate Warrior?

[Turd Ferguson]

Give Big E a Wesley Willis gimmick.

[Deleted]

Nov 22, 2013 0:35:58 GMT -5 @supersweetbotch said:

And have unorthodox wrestling like wrestling the match while crying the entire time loudly attempting to hug it out

Sounds like the Big Show-Daniel Bryan tiff they just had.

[Dave the Dave]

I really like that idea. Someone just weeping or screaming about something the whole time. I'd love that character if someone could act well enough to pull it off

[The Man That Sanity Forgot]

Nov 22, 2013 14:01:38 GMT -5 The Beast Disincarnate said:

I want a mime artist wrestler

Simon Gotch did this in the latest NXT promo class videos.

[theryno665]

I want a germaphobic wrestler that refuses to tag in.

[Deleted]

Nov 22, 2013 2:13:27 GMT -5 Germansuplex said:

Some time ago, I read Flair's book. He described how some WCW booker wanted to push a hunchbacked wrestler with a gimmick of the MAN WHO CAN'T BE PINNED.

But, as a counterbalance to that, he has a deathly fear of submission holds. Put him in a chinlock and he taps immediately.