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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Nov 23, 2013 20:26:23 GMT -5
The teddy bear I sleep with at night is lonely and he needs a sexy companion. Sometimes I have to leave the apartment for a week or two, and he's all alone. Would be nice if he had a cuddly little Kaitlyn to call his honey. Plus I can tell people on the forum that I'm sharing a bed with Kaitlyn and it wouldn't be a total lie.
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Post by celticjobber on Nov 23, 2013 20:46:38 GMT -5
::Nervously backs out of thread:: {Spoiler}Personally, I'd rather have an AJ Lee Brawlin' Buddy...
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Post by The Man That Sanity Forgot on Nov 23, 2013 20:57:06 GMT -5
Wait a sec... Plus I can tell people on the forum that I'm sharing a bed with Kaitlyn and it wouldn't be a total lie. You will not have that privilege first!
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Nov 23, 2013 21:00:11 GMT -5
I'd love to hear the backlash from the commercial of a bunch of pre-teen boys beating the ever living crap out of a smiling female plushie.
*kid drives elbow into her chest*
*Kaitlyn screams*
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Post by Bootista on Nov 23, 2013 21:01:22 GMT -5
I'd have Big E. Perferably A Naked Big E Brawling buddy
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2013 21:04:21 GMT -5
::Nervously backs out of thread:: This is tame. At least it's not about living in her belly button or something. Ok. NOW.... ::Nervously backs out of thread::
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2013 21:08:57 GMT -5
Is it anatomically correct?
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Post by Instant Classic on Nov 23, 2013 21:12:05 GMT -5
Plus I can tell people on the forum that I'm sharing a bed with Kaitlyn and it wouldn't be a total lie. You will not have that privilege first! :Ptyl Man do I miss AW.
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Post by Chip on Nov 23, 2013 21:20:25 GMT -5
You could just buy the action figure instead. I mean she IS a hard body woman after all, it's more accurate.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Nov 23, 2013 21:21:19 GMT -5
Look up body pillows. Really Banjo this is an untapped (and slightly creepy) market for WWE.
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Post by The Man That Sanity Forgot on Nov 23, 2013 23:34:12 GMT -5
{Spoiler} SpoilerPersonally, I'd rather have an AJ Lee Brawlin' Buddy... Together...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2013 23:49:07 GMT -5
I'd like to put it in her...wait we're using innocent innuendo here, nevermind.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Nov 23, 2013 23:51:24 GMT -5
I would love a John Cena brawlin' buddy to watch over me at night.
...I didn't just say that out loud, did I?
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Post by The Man That Sanity Forgot on Nov 24, 2013 0:12:09 GMT -5
I Want A Kaitlyn............ that's it.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2013 0:38:02 GMT -5
I'd love to hear the backlash from the commercial of a bunch of pre-teen boys beating the ever living crap out of a smiling female plushie. *kid drives elbow into her chest* *Kaitlyn screams* They'll too busy beating something else to the soothing sounds of Kaitlyn's selling
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2013 3:17:37 GMT -5
I'd love to hear the backlash from the commercial of a bunch of pre-teen boys beating the ever living crap out of a smiling female plushie. *kid drives elbow into her chest* *Kaitlyn screams* They'll too busy beating something else to the soothing sounds of Kaitlyn's selling From now on if my girlfriend isn't noisy enough in bed I'm going to ask her to sell more for me before I pop her for real.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2013 3:27:39 GMT -5
Lol I knew this thread was going to be a Banjo thread. I love this thread. HOw big are these buddies
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 24, 2013 3:29:56 GMT -5
I would love a John Cena brawlin' buddy to watch over me at night. ...I didn't just say that out loud, did I? Five Knuckle Shuffle IN YOUR FACE!!!
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Post by The Man That Sanity Forgot on Nov 24, 2013 4:05:22 GMT -5
They'll too busy beating something else to the soothing sounds of Kaitlyn's selling From now on if my girlfriend isn't noisy enough in bed I'm going to ask her to sell more for me before I pop her for real. Post of the year.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2013 4:24:07 GMT -5
From now on if my girlfriend isn't noisy enough in bed I'm going to ask her to sell more for me before I pop her for real. Post of the year. I don't normally respond to say "yes it is", but...it really is. I felt good posting it. Every once in a while you feel like a man when you post something, and I did when I wrote that. But that means I have HHH to thank me for feeling like a man. Which I guess I'll go ahead and do right here.
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