RIHT
Hank Scorpio
Wanted a title with "YOU'RE WELCOME!" Close enough.
Hey-yo.
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Post by RIHT on Nov 24, 2013 1:33:21 GMT -5
I'd agree, and then tell Taker its a "loser must wear bra and panties and destroy all of their motorcycles in the ring and then perform "oral pleasures" to their own sister/aunt/grandma" match. see if Mark Calloway is such a badass after THAT. This is Curtis Axel we're talking about...... He's worth it.
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Nov 24, 2013 1:50:23 GMT -5
I'd grant his wish. Book the match, make it a BIG deal. Like, this HUGE deal. A young guy with a pedigree that's been given literally NOTHING good to work with, challenges the streak. Over the next three months, Axel racks up an impressive series of wins, ranging from flukes up to decisive victories over some pretty big names.
The match will be scheduled to end after Axel kicks out of the Tombstone at 2.99999, rebound, and plant Taker with his finisher for a final three count.
Then I'd tell the ref to count to 3 even if Axel kicks out, pin the whole thing on said ref, then "fire" him with a nice severance. Followed by wishing Axel the best in his future endeavors so that there's no chance of this happening again.
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Post by Starshine on Nov 24, 2013 1:51:40 GMT -5
So during the match Taker goes for the Last Ride while also doing the Axel taunt but accidentally pulls Axel's head in too high. So while Taker collapses, clutching his groin in pain, Axel sort of flops on top of him, pinning him and finally ending the streak.
Then Miz comes out and challenges next to unconscious Axel to a title match then and there. As the bell rings Miz does the Axel taunt, but then trips on Taker, still lying in the ring in pain, and falls face first on the mat, koncking himself out. The referee then ends the match and awards the now delirious Axel the title.
Then the entire locker room, including McMahon and his family, come out on stage and do Axel's taunt in unison to close the show.
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Post by The Beast Disincarnate on Nov 24, 2013 4:15:56 GMT -5
I accept, but one week before WM I book a match between Taker and Brock Lesnar and I tell Brock to rough up Taker as much as he wants. It ends up with Taker having his 2 knees permanently shot and he has to retire. Then I organize a big send off for him at Mania with druids, fire, storms ligths and him going out on a wheel chair.
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Bad Moon
Unicron
for reasons known only to the goblins that live in my brain
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Post by Bad Moon on Nov 24, 2013 4:55:41 GMT -5
Curtis burns Taker's singlet in a trashcan and hands him his old American badass outfit.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2013 5:59:21 GMT -5
"I'm so sorry Undertaker, I fired Curtis Axel yesterday.
Out of a cannon.
Into the moon."
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mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Nov 24, 2013 6:49:00 GMT -5
I'd suspect he was Dixie Carter in disguise trying to destroy the company.
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Post by They Killed the Giggler on Nov 24, 2013 10:24:53 GMT -5
Montage of Axel training like Rocky before the Drago fight. During the match,the crowd is so moved by his effort that they chant "Axel!Axel!" Axel wins with a Tombstone. A bunch of orphans run in and carry him off on their shoulders.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2013 10:25:07 GMT -5
Unless this involves The Million Dollar Man & a fake Undertaker, I'm not even going to touch this one.
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