You're in charge of WWE*, but on one condition.....

[RIHT]

The Undertaker personally comes up to you, and requests for his final Wrestlemania match to finally lose to....... Curtis Axel. 'Taker says he loves how Axel has been booked as of late (as a complete idiot) and wants you to continue that trend. With that being said, he also likes that chest "BWAAHHH!" taunt Axel does, and demands you make it a focal point of the show. You have to meet Undertaker's request or he's walking out(which means don't just say "no" to him). What do you do?



*Also note that babyface Miz is still WWE champion.

[Hit Girl]

I'd say "no"

[BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps]

No. Now go out there and beat Cena or you're fired.

[Error]

I'd call the folks in charge of Wellness and have them start testing Taker right away while I call Betty Ford and start booking a stay for him just in case.

[Deleted]

I will grant his request, but only in the sense of it being an Iron Man match where Axel gets the one-before-last of 47 falls by way of Taker passing out from how badly he's beaten him.

Alternatively, call up Bret Hart and tell him he was right all along.

[Brother Nero....Wolfe]

I'd give Axel a backstory where he is kidnapped by Kane and given a weird supernatural costume. The chest taunt would be elaborated on to be him releasing the demons inside of him to grant him more power. Opposing wrestlers would sell this by acting like a powerful gust of wind just hit them in the face. In the end, Axel's taunt would be him kayfabe absorbing Undertaker's power.

I would also write a made up horror-novel type language for Axel to cut promos in so that nobody could tell if he was f***ing up. Then I'd have a stupid storyline thing where his opponents could understand his promos via magic. Furthermore, I'd make it so that the WWE app provided subtitles for his promos(and Rock/Warrior/Dusty promos) causing it to shoot up to the top of the app store, making the WWE "mainstream."

[Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill]

My answer depends on whether or not Undertaker is taping his fists when he says this.
If not, then I tell him to walk.
If he is, then I'll fulfill any request he desires.

[BigWill]

I'd let him walk out. It sounds harsh but, Undertaker's one selling point at this time in his career is the streak, and if he's insistent on wasting it on Axel, then he's no longer needed in the WWE.

[Amazing Kitsune]

I would read between the lines. Taker wants me to push Curtis Axel, but he wants me to make it seem like all the bad booking he's endured in the previous year was worth it. I'll start the whole angle by having Curtis Axel lose to Kofi Kingston--after being intentionally boring, bland, and out of it. After the match, we'll find Axel in the locker room dejected. He'll acknowledge that he's a failure--that he's not half the man his father was.

He'll say the only thing he can do to be his own man is to do the impossible: Beat the Undertaker at Wrestlmania

He then says he'll not show his face until WrestleMania and he tells the Undertaker to be ready--because he's gonna be in the best shape of his life.

As he's leaving, the beloved, saintly WWE champion--The Miz--follows him behind and promises to help him the best he can.

The next several weeks will show The Miz and Axel training together for their respective matches at WrestleMania. Scott Hall will make eventually make an appearance in final weeks as Axel's main trainer, acknowledging his past problems with alcohol and making it seem as if this is also his last chance at redemption.

We'll cut to Undertaker in some dark place watching these videos with a hard stare on his face, but we'll also have him nod, ever so slightly, in approval.

Then we'll have the match with Scott Hall at ringside. Axel will spend a large portion of the second half being beat down. Suddenly he'll do his taunt--in defiance of the Undertaker and of the man he used to be. Taker will fall for a flurry, but briefly regain control enough to get him into position for a tombstone piledriver. Axel will slide out, spin Taker around, and hit the perfectplex in the center of the ring for the 1...2...3.

Axel and Scott Hall will celebrate in the Center of the Ring as Miz watches on from the ramp, nodding smugly in approval.

[RIHT]

Nov 23, 2013 22:12:54 GMT -5 Amazing Kitsune said:

I would read between the lines. Taker wants me to push Curtis Axel, but he wants me to make it seem like all the bad booking he's endured in the previous year was worth it. I'll start the whole angle by having Curtis Axel lose to Kofi Kingston--after being intentionally boring, bland, and out of it. After the match, we'll find Axel in the locker room dejected. He'll acknowledge that he's a failure--that he's not half the man his father was.

He'll say the only thing he can do to be his own man is to do the impossible: Beat the Undertaker at Wrestlmania

He then says he'll not show his face until WrestleMania and he tells the Undertaker to be ready--because he's gonna be in the best shape of his life.

As he's leaving, the beloved, saintly WWE champion--The Miz--follows him behind and promises to help him the best he can.

The next several weeks will show The Miz and Axel training together for their respective matches at WrestleMania. Scott Hall will make eventually make an appearance in final weeks as Axel's main trainer, acknowledging his past problems with alcohol and making it seem as if this is also his last chance at redemption.

We'll cut to Undertaker in some dark place watching these videos with a hard stare on his face, but we'll also have him nod, ever so slightly, in approval.

Then we'll have the match with Scott Hall at ringside. Axel will spend a large portion of the second half being beat down. Suddenly he'll do his taunt--in defiance of the Undertaker and of the man he used to be. Taker will fall for a flurry, but briefly regain control enough to get him into position for a tombstone piledriver. Axel will slide out, spin Taker around, and hit the perfectplex in the center of the ring for the 1...2...3.

Axel and Scott Hall will celebrate in the Center of the Ring as Miz watches on from the ramp, nodding smugly in approval.

And instead of pyro at the end.....

[Tarik Dee]

I wouldn't mind, I love Curtis Axel.

[Dat Dude]

Nov 23, 2013 22:14:25 GMT -5 RIHT said:

And instead of pyro at the end.....

[tenshi]

Miz, Taker and Axel. Three way dance for the WWE title. Axel goes over after Taker is eliminated by Axel and Miz and pinning Miz with the Perfect-Plex. The streak is over and Axel wins the WWE title in the same match.

[Magic knows Black Lives Matter]

Check Taker into a mental home since he's clearly lost his goddamn mind.

[The Shareholder is nude]

I'd agree, and then tell Taker its a "loser must wear bra and panties and destroy all of their motorcycles in the ring and then perform "oral pleasures" to their own sister/aunt/grandma" match.

see if Mark Calloway is such a badass after THAT.

[Deleted]

Nov 23, 2013 22:36:40 GMT -5 tenshi said:

Miz, Taker and Axel. Three way dance for the WWE title. Axel goes over after Taker is eliminated by Axel and Miz and pinning Miz with the Perfect-Plex. The streak is over and Axel wins the WWE title in the same match.

Paul Heyman would book the shit out of that.

[Amazing Kitsune]

Nov 23, 2013 23:18:50 GMT -5 @lovehater said:

Nov 23, 2013 22:36:40 GMT -5 tenshi said:

Miz, Taker and Axel. Three way dance for the WWE title. Axel goes over after Taker is eliminated by Axel and Miz and pinning Miz with the Perfect-Plex. The streak is over and Axel wins the WWE title in the same match.

Paul Heyman would book the shit out of that.

In the tradition of Stone Cold, in the tradition of Edge of Edge and Christian, of Rey Mysterio Jr., of Mick Foley-- the man who will never die. As the real Nature Boy Ric Flair, backstage tonight. From the Bret Harts, to the HHHs, to the...(Axle grimaces in a thinly veiled look of disgust) John Cenas, I accept this heavyweight title. ... Wait a second. Of Eddy Guerrero. Of the fat man himself, Yokozuna. This is it tonight, Dad. God, that's beautiful. And Randy Orton, and they can all kiss my ass! (throws down the WWE Championship) Because! I am not the man who accepts a torch to be handed down to me from an organization that died-- RIP-- seven minutes ago. Curtis Axel, is the man who ignites the new flame of the entertainment industry! [taking the WE title] Tonight, before God and my father is witness, I declare myself, Curtis Axel, as the new World Entertainment Heavyweight Champion of the world! We have set out to change the face of entertainment. So tonight, let the new era begin: the era of the entertainment, the era of Curtis Axel, the genesis of the WE.

[Bootista]

I'd ask him Why has he been smoking RVD's Pot.

[Boo!]

If refer to your avatar

[Bootista]

Nov 23, 2013 22:39:53 GMT -5 The Shareholder is nude said:

I'd agree, and then tell Taker its a "loser must wear bra and panties and destroy all of their motorcycles in the ring and then perform "oral pleasures" to their own sister/aunt/grandma" match.

see if Mark Calloway is such a badass after THAT.