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Post by onetruemisfit on Nov 24, 2013 16:40:04 GMT -5
What would be the best way to make Rey the biggest heel in the company tonight?
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A damn road sign
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"What the hell am I? A school crossing?"
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Post by A damn road sign on Nov 24, 2013 16:41:02 GMT -5
Have him sing 'happy birthday' to CM Punk's daughter Colt Cabana.
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Post by The Tank on Nov 24, 2013 16:43:48 GMT -5
He comes out on Raw and announces that he's never going to retire.
Ever.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2013 16:43:49 GMT -5
Have him turn on a debuting Sting!
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PKO
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Post by PKO on Nov 24, 2013 16:46:49 GMT -5
Put on a suit, joins the authority as a junior executive and refuses to do any high flying moves.
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hassanchop
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Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Nov 24, 2013 16:48:43 GMT -5
He joins the Authority, so Triple H can prove that he has nothing against small guys and has him fight Daniel Bryan. If Daniel loses he will have to shave. And each week Rey Mysterio wears a fake beard.
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Post by onetruemisfit on Nov 24, 2013 16:49:53 GMT -5
when it's time for Rey to enter, instead he is shown on the titantron at home eating potato chips without his mask. He says he didn't come to the ppv because the wwe fans didn't show appreciation for his return and he'd rather sit at home and see Bryan and punk lose. He then comes out during ortons match and beats show to a bloody pulp with a Barbed wire 2x4 and celebrates with orton after the win.
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Nov 24, 2013 16:52:37 GMT -5
"Stop making fun of my knees you bastards!" *Spits on audience*
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Nov 24, 2013 16:52:46 GMT -5
At Survivor Series, he helps comes out to help Big Show against Orton and his goons. However, he gives Big Show a flippity flop instead, leaving the crowd stunned as Randy Orton wins.
The next night he comes out and explains that his knee is shot and he has to start doing what's right for his family. And doing what's right for his family means...doing what's best for business.
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Nov 24, 2013 16:56:36 GMT -5
At survivor series:
Betrays his team by hitting everyone with the 619.
At raw:
[Takes off mask to reveal another identical mask but with a mustache drawn over it]
"I'm not Rey Mysterio...I'm his evil twin brother, Raimundo Mysterio!"
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2013 16:56:46 GMT -5
Mysterio turns heel by screwing over Orton and helping Big Show become champion, then when Orton confronts him on Raw, Mysterio can say;
''I've been waiting eight years for this Randy. What was is you said to me about Eddie all those years ago? That he was down there in hell? Well now, with me and the authority, what we're gonna put you through esse, you can tell it to him yourself.''
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2013 17:03:02 GMT -5
During his last knee surgery they turned him into a cyborg and programmed him to kill all babyfaces.
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mrbananagrabber
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Nov 24, 2013 17:10:08 GMT -5
I dunno, he seems perfectly hateful right now.
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Post by They Killed the Giggler on Nov 24, 2013 17:28:59 GMT -5
Raw is a three-hour Mysterio rap concert with opening acts Konnan and Florida-Georgia Line
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 24, 2013 17:30:09 GMT -5
Becomes a Mexican nationalist, after being incensed at the support the Real Americans get.
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Nov 24, 2013 17:32:05 GMT -5
Instead of putting his head against kids heads, have him take off his fat shirt and shove his fat belly in their faces.
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Post by They Killed the Giggler on Nov 24, 2013 17:32:09 GMT -5
Re-gimmicked as 'Sergeant Feces Processor'
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 24, 2013 17:36:46 GMT -5
Refuses to speak English. Will only do promos in Spanish.
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Post by onetruemisfit on Nov 24, 2013 17:38:58 GMT -5
He comes to the ring on punks shoulders. When they get into the ring he hurrincanranas punk.
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saintpat
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Post by saintpat on Nov 24, 2013 17:41:11 GMT -5
Take off the mask.
Andy bully everyone.
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