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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 24, 2013 17:41:54 GMT -5
Goes to the Mexican border, finds the illegals that JBL threw out, and throws them back in.
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Nov 24, 2013 18:27:26 GMT -5
*Cena gets run over by a white hummer* "I did it for da people, I did it for Del Rio"
HHH later turns on Orton letting Rey win the WWE title to help WWE reach the latino market, Rey and Del Rio reign over WWE.
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Post by pepsitwist on Nov 24, 2013 18:42:31 GMT -5
Takes off mask, puts on a suit, joins Kane in a 'little and large' authority double-act.
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Post by The Masked Heel WAS WRONG on Nov 24, 2013 18:44:29 GMT -5
Come out and say Alberto Del Rio is the greatest Mexican ever and that he should be World Champion forever.
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Post by They Killed the Giggler on Nov 24, 2013 18:49:56 GMT -5
He comes to the ring on punks shoulders. When they get into the ring he hurrincanranas punk. This is my favorite one and I can't really even explain why. It just is.
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Post by RedSmile on Nov 24, 2013 18:54:23 GMT -5
Resurrects the LWO.
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Emmet Russell
King Koopa
Quieter
The best wrestler on earth.
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Post by Emmet Russell on Nov 24, 2013 19:07:04 GMT -5
In all seriousness, I feel they had a great chance to turn Rey heel a few years ago in 2011.
Rey was just coming off a huge title win by beating the Miz for the vacant WWE. This moment should of been huge for him to finally reach the top again, only for "Super-Hero" good guy John Cena to come in & barely give Rey a moment of celebration by challenging him for the title ... on the very same show that Rey won it. Not only did Cena take advantage of a weakened foe, but he ruined his feel-good story just so he could win the title again in a moment of greed.
Instead of them justifiably turning Rey heel from all of this, they had him saunter away like nothing happened while CM Punk returned to continue that feud. A complete wasted opportunity to make Rey matter again & keep Punk off TV longer than a week to sell the story-line of him leaving the company.
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 24, 2013 19:17:14 GMT -5
Walks down to the aisle and every time he sees a kid wearing his masks, he headbutts them into unconsciousness.
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Nov 24, 2013 19:58:26 GMT -5
...I seriously think a maskless Rey could pull off the Batista douchebag gimmick perfectly.
Have him wear these ridiculously blinged-out outfits and act like he's this ultimate badass alpha male while being completely oblivious to the fact that he's like four feet tall.
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Post by celticjobber on Nov 24, 2013 20:02:54 GMT -5
He could take off his mask, join the Authority, and bring Master P and the No Limit Soldiers to WWE as his crew/bodyguards.
Then he could announce that he was always telling those little kids in the audience how much he hated them whenever he would come out and whisper to them. And he could bring out his buddy Konnan to shoot on CM Punk.
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Post by edgestar on Nov 24, 2013 21:53:17 GMT -5
He takes all the straws!
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 24, 2013 21:54:50 GMT -5
He joins the Authority, so Triple H can prove that he has nothing against small guys and has him fight Daniel Bryan. If Daniel loses he will have to shave. And each week Rey Mysterio wears a fake beard. I'd be rooting for Rey in that match.
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Post by kamero00 on Nov 24, 2013 22:31:48 GMT -5
Triple H announces him as his new "little buddy".
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Reflecto
Hank Scorpio
The Sorceress' Knight
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Post by Reflecto on Nov 24, 2013 22:49:31 GMT -5
In all seriousness, I feel they had a great chance to turn Rey heel a few years ago in 2011. Rey was just coming off a huge title win by beating the Miz for the vacant WWE. This moment should of been huge for him to finally reach the top again, only for "Super-Hero" good guy John Cena to come in & barely give Rey a moment of celebration by challenging him for the title ... on the very same show that Rey won it. Not only did Cena take advantage of a weakened foe, but he ruined his feel-good story just so he could win the title again in a moment of greed. Instead of them justifiably turning Rey heel from all of this, they had him saunter away like nothing happened while CM Punk returned to continue that feud. A complete wasted opportunity to make Rey matter again & keep Punk off TV longer than a week to sell the story-line of him leaving the company. Especially when you consider the added bonus right after Summerslam that made it write itself more, when Alberto Del Rio then proceeded to win at Summerslam and cash in- on Punk after he won- and Cena complained ADR USED A BRIEFCASE! to get the title- from another guy- where the story wrote itself for Rey to say "Uh...you did the same thing to me. You didn't even win a ladder match to DO it, you just got the title shot just by being John Cena. You LOST to Punk. What the hell?"
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Nov 25, 2013 2:23:16 GMT -5
On Raw tomorrow night, Orton vs Cena is announced as the Main Event. Cena is about to win before Rey interferes and costs him the match, giving Orton both main belts. A week later Rey comes out without a mask, wearing a suit, with Vickie Guerrero feeling him up. His new attire is generic black trunks and Cole keeps emphasizing how "aggressive" Rey is. He essentially becomes a bizarre combo of Alberto Del Rio, Chavo Guerrero, Douchetista, and Randy Orton.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Nov 25, 2013 14:37:14 GMT -5
"Female circumcision should be the law, who's with me?"
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