If WWE Superstars ran their own countries

[BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps]

What would their respective societies and the overall global outlook of Planet WWE look like, who would trade with who and where would the tensions lie?

I imagine Punkania and Cenation are the major superpowers, dealing with nuclear threats from New Wyatt and The Republic Of Del Rio. Meanwhile, there are rumors that Henry Nation is planning to invade Viperland.

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

I'd like to think that Zack Ryder would take the actual Long Island and have it secede from New York and the rest of the United States.

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ZigIsland is somewhere in the carribbean...the major countries never aknowledge them as anything more than a simple vacation spot but there are better but everyone that lives there or stays there for lengths of time swear by it and get upset when it is treated as less than it is.

Oh and it thrives in gorgeous women.

[Kayfabe FAN don't want none]

Machonia would be considered savage. And it would be in THE DANGER ZONE!

[slappy]

TripleHistan would be a giant cemetery.

[Push R Truth]

Costa Del Rio stomps into the UN and demands everybody's attention at all times. They threaten every country with nuclear weapons although it's painfully obvious they can't generate the required heat to achieve fission. They occasionally order their overly aggressive children to throw rocks across the borders at their otherwise peaceful neighbors: Rydaria, San Tino, Kofina and the USZ (United States of Ziggler). Nobody else in the UN gives a shit and just wants them to shut up so the grownups can go about their business. Every once in a while a member of the Security Council (Cenation, Sheamany, Ortopia, Tripsilvania, Punkistan and Showrea) puts Costa Del Rio back in their place with a quick and painless battle.

[Friday Night SmackOwn]

The Republic of Yestonia is currently allied with Punkania against the aggressions of the Nation of New Wyatt. Its citizens of tens of thousands are known to chant "YES! YES! YES!" in support of their benevolent leader, Mr. Daniel Bryan.

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This thread has me confused, yet interested

[mcstoklasa]

The Republic of Hulkamania would lie or at least greatly exaggerate it's own accomplishments on it's travel brochure.

[Amazing Kitsune]

The Theocracy of Death Valley would be ruled by a priestly caste, known as Druids, and would be lead by a mythical Priest King known only as the Undertaker. Once a year, they would go to war against their threats in epic military confrontations. They are undefeated due to the alleged spiritual powers of their Priest King.

[Harry The Arrow was Wrong!]

In The Republic of Fella people always smile and beat the crap out of each other because they love being dicks.

[Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃]

Bob Backland would have a high literacy rate, perfect SAT scores, and dictionaries instead of bibles at all churches. The residents would all walk to work instead of drive to save on carbon emissions.

Plus all shows would mention Maria Menounos regardless of what type of show it is.

[Bootista]

Nov 25, 2013 13:14:08 GMT -5 mcstoklasa said:

The Republic of Hulkamania would lie or at least greatly exaggerate it's own accomplishments on it's travel brochure.

And People who live there would claim they almost joined Metallica, brother

[Amazing Kitsune]

The People and the Senate of Punk would consist almost entirely of men with skinny fat asses who have to raid opposing countries for women--Just like the Romans did with the Sabine women.

[BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps]

Nov 25, 2013 13:14:08 GMT -5 mcstoklasa said:

The Republic of Hulkamania would lie or at least greatly exaggerate it's own accomplishments on it's travel brochure.

It's a pity, as it's a very beautiful country known for its tanning industry and its annual week long Python Power Festival in the summer. But its infastructure and leadership hasn't seen any major changes since 1984.