Heartbreaker
King Koopa
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Post by Heartbreaker on Nov 26, 2013 2:44:47 GMT -5
Cause those wacky Wyatts are gonna tear it apart.
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Post by turkeysandwich on Nov 26, 2013 2:47:27 GMT -5
And Brie was so broken up about it that she immediately tried to dull her pain by getting an ex-football player's autograph.
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Crappler El 0 M
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Nov 26, 2013 2:51:18 GMT -5
Maybe they will shave his beard and cut his hair.
Yeah, have I mentioned that I think Bryan needs to go back to the trimmed beard and short hair look? (Yes, I have)
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Post by celticjobber on Nov 26, 2013 2:55:26 GMT -5
Cause those wacky Wyatts are gonna tear it apart.
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Chip
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Post by Chip on Nov 26, 2013 2:57:50 GMT -5
Maybe they will shave his beard and cut his hair. Yeah, have I mentioned that I think Bryan needs to go back to the trimmed beard and short hair look? (Yes, I have) I'm half expecting the tie to Punk to reach as far back as the S.E.S. and they'll shave Bryan bald as a tribute almost.
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 26, 2013 3:14:52 GMT -5
Yeah, he's finished.
Bye Daniel.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 26, 2013 3:20:17 GMT -5
Maybe they will shave his beard and cut his hair. Yeah, have I mentioned that I think Bryan needs to go back to the trimmed beard and short hair look? (Yes, I have) I know I have. And not just for selfish gay reasons. I honestly think clean cut Daniel Bryan CAN be face of the company. WWE just insists on forcing the beard as an actual part of his gimmick when it was initially just a side effect of AJ, 18 Seconds and Bryan being an angry irritable comedy heel. They want to push the idea that Bryan "isn't a WWE Guy" even though everyone knows that Bryan Danielson is an amazing "sports entertainer" and he's actually a handsome dude when he cleans up. And yes Bryan has a nice butt.
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Nov 26, 2013 3:29:35 GMT -5
Cause those wacky Wyatts are gonna tear it apart.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 26, 2013 3:31:06 GMT -5
Cause those wacky Wyatts are gonna tear it apart. Is this a shirt? If not, it needs to be.
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
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Post by Heartbreaker on Nov 26, 2013 3:32:10 GMT -5
Cause those wacky Wyatts are gonna tear it apart. Amazing.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2013 7:56:54 GMT -5
The Wyatt's must kidnap dudes and take them to a spa retreat or something because no one really wants to kick their ass after being abducted.
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Post by OldDirtyBernie on Nov 26, 2013 8:47:57 GMT -5
The tie-in to the SES would be great, what with Punk calling Wyatt a false messiah last night. Wyatt could cut a promo saying something along the lines of he's no messiah, punk's aims when he headed the SES etc etc.
I would love to see this, it makes sense. And that's why they won't do it.
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nonrev
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Post by nonrev on Nov 26, 2013 8:52:35 GMT -5
Morgan Freeman voice
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Nov 26, 2013 9:00:08 GMT -5
Next week - an incredibly disturbing montage set to the rapped verse of 'Blurred Lines.'
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Nov 26, 2013 9:02:08 GMT -5
The Wyatt's must kidnap dudes and take them to a spa retreat or something because no one really wants to kick their ass after being abducted. People be shellshocked. It's not that they don't want to kick their ass, they're just too busy actively avoiding them to do it.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2013 9:21:08 GMT -5
To steal Catch Us joke from another thread but his anus has been tore apart by The Authority already
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Post by sunnytaker on Nov 26, 2013 14:29:31 GMT -5
don;t worry in a month or so Bryan will come out to the ring, call Steph out, shave his beard, put it in a plastic bag and hand it to her. then next week he will show up cleanly groomed in a suit and stand by watching someone from the Authority beating up Punk. The following week Team Best For Business Kane and Daniel (who prefers to be called Dan as "Daniel" sounds unprofessional) Bryan challenges for the tag titles and celebrate their victory with a firm proper handshake.
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Post by BorneAgain on Nov 26, 2013 14:33:43 GMT -5
I like to believe that the kidnap victims assuming the Wyatts Family is there to violate them and the latter are so annoyed by that assumption that they just give up whatever their plan was and just let them go.
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Post by Abdullah on Nov 26, 2013 14:58:15 GMT -5
And Brie was so broken up about it that she immediately tried to dull her pain by getting an ex-football player's autograph. Yet another reason why the silliness with the Wyatts stick out like a sore thumb in the reality era. They exist in a vacuum, and outside of their debut, WWE has failed in selling how twisted the guys are.
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Post by Bootista on Nov 26, 2013 15:15:18 GMT -5
I expected this to be a Catch Us Miz fantasy thread.
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