|
|
Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Nov 28, 2013 23:18:39 GMT -5
Alright, in the spoiler thread, some people were defending this match. They said that we should give it a chance and wait for it to play out on TV.
To everybody that said that, SHOW YOURSELF.
What part of this was good? The crowd was dead for 95% of the match. Storm & Gunner looked like trash for losing to really basic moves. The heels looked like trash for getting destroyed by Angle despite it being a 4-on-1 situation. Angle looked like a complete moron for getting himself DQ'ed when he was already winning clean as a sheet. The actual match was too short to be of any real substance.
THIS SUCKED. I said it in the spoiler thread. I'm all for giving something a chance but sometimes, you gotta call a spade a spade.
|
|
|
|
Post by cabbageboy on Nov 28, 2013 23:27:34 GMT -5
The hilarious thing is that Angle dared to say all the heels were only in the ring eating the meal because they cheated. How did the Bromans cheat to beat the jobber turkeys? Lei'D Tapa didn't cheat to beat Velvet, did she? Roode's team largely dominated Angle's team, with them beating Storm and Gunner clean and Magnus left the match with a knee injury that wasn't by nefarious means. If anything Angle is the one who broke the rules by attacking them with a chair, haha.
|
|
|
|
Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Nov 28, 2013 23:48:38 GMT -5
Who called it being terrible? This guy.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2013 23:56:31 GMT -5
Kurt Angle, Christopher Daniels, Kazarian, Bobby Roode, all together in a match. And the other guys aren't stiffs...well Gunner but still.
Yet, the match SUCKED.
That's taking chicken salad and having a chicken shit all over it.
|
|
|
|
Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Nov 28, 2013 23:59:20 GMT -5
The hilarious thing is that Angle dared to say all the heels were only in the ring eating the meal because they cheated. How did the Bromans cheat to beat the jobber turkeys? Lei'D Tapa didn't cheat to beat Velvet, did she? Roode's team largely dominated Angle's team, with them beating Storm and Gunner clean and Magnus left the match with a knee injury that wasn't by nefarious means. If anything Angle is the one who broke the rules by attacking them with a chair, haha. Gail tripped Velvet at one point during the Tapa match so yeah she kinda did. |
|
|
|
Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Nov 30, 2013 23:22:24 GMT -5
So, Kurt was indeed losing fair and square and then started swinging a chair as the solution, just like the spoilers said?
Yup, he is an amazing babyface.
|
|
|
|
Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 1, 2013 0:15:06 GMT -5
So, Kurt was indeed losing fair and square and then started swinging a chair as the solution, just like the spoilers said? Yup, he is an amazing babyface. That's the best part. He wasn't even losing. He was WINNING when he got himself DQ'ed. He was whooping ass left and right only to go "Ah, f*** this match" and nail Roode with a chair after Roode tried to use it. |
|
|
|
Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Dec 1, 2013 0:29:26 GMT -5
So, Kurt was indeed losing fair and square and then started swinging a chair as the solution, just like the spoilers said? Yup, he is an amazing babyface. That's the best part. He wasn't even losing. He was WINNING when he got himself DQ'ed. He was whooping ass left and right only to go "Ah, f*** this match" and nail Roode with a chair after Roode tried to use it. He might have well of screamed "f*** you guy, only I use chairs" |
|
|
|
Post by Michael Coello on Dec 1, 2013 0:41:40 GMT -5
*looks at thread*
|
|
Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
Posts: 15,296
|
Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 1, 2013 0:47:25 GMT -5
It was almost like they wanted it to be some sort of absurdist, slapstick comedy. As mentioned, the eliminations off basic moves were both funny and damaging. Then you've got Kurt Angle losing his shit, while he's laying a hardy beating on the heels, and grabbing a chair for the DQ because f*** your logic. It's really f***ed up when you consider that the crowd didn't really even come alive for anyone else getting eliminated. "Storm? Gunner? Magnus? You get the f*** outta here!" I can understand that attitude towards Magnus since he's being built as a heel and all but with Storm being a former world champion and Gunner being someone they're pushing, against all odds and reason, and the crowd not having a f*** to give about them, it's kinda worrying.
One more random thought; does anybody else bust out laughing when the announcers say "Gunner has x in the Gun Rack!"? That's the funniest shit to me.
|
|
Rave
El Dandy
Perpetually Bored
Posts: 8,373 
|
Post by Rave on Dec 1, 2013 0:53:00 GMT -5
That match could've been so much better. Even if it did have Gunner in it. Instead, we got something so ridiculously anticlimactic that it's not even funny.
And Angle's already proven himself a worthy contender for the title of Dumbest Man In Professional Wrestling, so what he did was no surprise whatsoever.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2013 1:17:46 GMT -5
One more random thought; does anybody else bust out laughing when the announcers say "Gunner has x in the Gun Rack!"? That's the funniest shit to me. I immediately go to Wayne's World (I don't even own A gun...let alone many guns, that would necessitate an entire rack...) for that one. I simply cannot help it. So it always get s a laugh out of me. Speaking of, Gunner needs to be called the Psycho Hosebeast Anything's better than "the modern day Viking". |
|
|
|
Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 1, 2013 1:53:41 GMT -5
I've been enjoying Impact for the past few weeks for the most part, but that match was garbage and the OP is completely right. Actually, this week;s whole show was pretty bad.
|
|
Banecat
Don Corleone
Speak of the devil and he shall appear
Posts: 1,455
|
Post by Banecat on Dec 1, 2013 8:52:36 GMT -5
You guys are as bad as crack addicts. You know you hate the product with every fiber of your being, yet you never fail to tune in week after week.
|
|
|
|
Post by Throwback on Dec 1, 2013 10:19:16 GMT -5
You guys are as bad as crack addicts. You know you hate the product with every fiber of your being, yet you never fail to tune in week after week. Sometimes you have to sit through shit while waiting for something you like. |
|
|
|
Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 1, 2013 11:05:58 GMT -5
You guys are as bad as crack addicts. You know you hate the product with every fiber of your being, yet you never fail to tune in week after week. Yes sir! I've been a lieutenant of the TNA hate squad for years now. HOO-RAH! So glad they're people like yourself who are willing to defend TNA's honor against us big meanies. |
|
mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
Posts: 11,884
|
Post by mrbananagrabber on Dec 1, 2013 11:09:50 GMT -5
You guys are as bad as crack addicts. You know you hate the product with every fiber of your being, yet you never fail to tune in week after week. I gave up on wrestling when the main event scene was Mabel vs Diesel. Two of the worst of all time fighting for the title was too much for me to stand. So yeah, I quit for a few years. Know what I missed out on? Oh, y'know.. The Attitude Era. |
|
