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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Nov 30, 2013 21:45:17 GMT -5
'If John Cena came out as a conspiracy theorist that believes aliens live in our ocean and use our plankton for sustenance' I bet Cena explained this to Vince backstage one time years ago and Vince was all "FINALLY SOMEBODY ELSE WHO KNOWS THE TRUTH" and hugged him and that was when Cena's megapush began.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Nov 30, 2013 21:55:34 GMT -5
Did my post really make people this uncomfortable? It's just a parody. Which will birth a couple of more attempts at this topic like 'If John Cena came out as a Orthodox Jew' or 'If John Cena came out as a conspiracy theorist that believes aliens live in our ocean and use our plankton for sustenance'. EDITOR'S NOTE: I see people already did the other threads. You guys really dropped the ball. The aliens one would have probably not been locked. I have theories about this. PM me if you're interested. Actually, don't PM me. The aliens have access to my account.I have obtained footage of said aliens:
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Post by CubsFan71 on Nov 30, 2013 22:29:46 GMT -5
"So Cener, you're a vegatarian right?" Yes I am! "Well I'm a meat eater. That means my food poops on your food."
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Post by wildojinx on Nov 30, 2013 23:22:55 GMT -5
What if he came out as a veterinarian?
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Post by onetruemisfit on Nov 30, 2013 23:25:54 GMT -5
What if he came out as a Vietnam veteran?
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Post by wildojinx on Dec 1, 2013 18:31:17 GMT -5
What if he came out as a Vietnam veteran? Considering Cena was born in 1977, the only way that could be pulled off is if Cena was a time lord.
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 1, 2013 18:39:26 GMT -5
What if he came out as a FAN forum user?
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Dec 1, 2013 19:08:04 GMT -5
What if he came out as a Vietnam veteran? Considering Cena was born in 1977, the only way that could be pulled off is if Cena was a time lord. John Cena: Time travelling veteran of Vietnam. BOOK IT!
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Post by SeVeN: #TheBadGuy. on Dec 1, 2013 19:13:01 GMT -5
WE RIOT!…
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Post by Glitch on Dec 1, 2013 19:18:50 GMT -5
What if he came out as a FAN forum user? The world would implode.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 1, 2013 19:33:27 GMT -5
What if he came out as a veterinarian? Feud with HHH when the Game tries to assert that he's going to kill a dog by cutting off its tail. John intervenes both to save the dog and to teach kids sound animal medical facts.
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Dec 1, 2013 20:51:25 GMT -5
What if he came out as a FAN forum user? *fidgets, shifts eyes left to right* Yeah, that'd be something, wouldn't it? *nervously glances around*
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Post by The Beast Disincarnate on Dec 2, 2013 10:07:47 GMT -5
what if he came out as a vicious eater, eating only protected animals like old turtles, rare birds and elephant steak?
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