Sam Punk
Hank Scorpio
Own Nothing, Be Happy
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Post by Sam Punk on Nov 30, 2013 16:33:05 GMT -5
How would the WWE respond?
Like if he just tweeted a video of him happily eating tofurky.
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FinalGwen
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Particularly fond of muffins.
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Post by FinalGwen on Nov 30, 2013 16:41:19 GMT -5
I'm not sure it's possible to "come out" as a vegetarian. But... Business as usual. It's hardly revolutionary.  EDIT: (Ok, didn't see the other thread, still irritated by the coopting of LGBT language for stuff like this. ) |
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 30, 2013 16:41:57 GMT -5
Why should we care if Cena likes to suck carrots or likes to have cucumbers up his ass?
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Pushed to the Moon
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Tony Schiavone in Disguise
Working myself into a shoot
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Nov 30, 2013 16:48:58 GMT -5
YOU CAN'T C MEAT.
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Post by tekkenguy on Nov 30, 2013 16:51:04 GMT -5
"WWE has come to terms on the release of WWE Superstar Daniel Bryan as of Saturday, November 30, 2013. WWE wishes Daniel the best in all of his future endeavors."
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 30, 2013 16:51:47 GMT -5
Michael Cole: "He doesn't eat meat, he's a loser, what a nerd!!!"
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2013 17:02:03 GMT -5
nerd nerd loser nerd nerd loser nerd!
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 30, 2013 17:05:12 GMT -5
I'm not sure it's possible to "come out" as a vegetarian. But... Business as usual. It's hardly revolutionary. EDIT: (Ok, didn't see the other thread, still irritated by the coopting of LGBT language for stuff like this. ) Society generally assumes that you don't like meat.  |
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Post by frogsplash45 on Nov 30, 2013 17:13:14 GMT -5
Riveting thread.
Let's dissect this pressing matter.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Nov 30, 2013 17:23:44 GMT -5
Eating veggies doesn't make the world work.
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Nov 30, 2013 18:32:14 GMT -5
In order to not overlap with Cena's persona, Daniel Bryan would never be allowed to mention being a vegan on TV ever again, ever.
Also, they'd try to parley Cena's vegetarianism into new sponsorship tie-ins like, I don't know, tofu or lettuce or something.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Nov 30, 2013 18:56:34 GMT -5
Cena would finally get a new theme/attire:
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Nov 30, 2013 19:02:07 GMT -5
Meat Loaf would come back as a guest host to start an epic feud with Cena
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Tony Schiavontay
Dennis Stamp
This is the greatest post in the history of this board!
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Nov 30, 2013 19:07:11 GMT -5
Can Cena overcome the odds of being a nerd?!
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RIHT
Hank Scorpio
Wanted a title with "YOU'RE WELCOME!"
Close enough.
Hey-yo.
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Post by RIHT on Nov 30, 2013 19:15:49 GMT -5
"Hey, that's my gimmick!"
-Daniel Bryan
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Nov 30, 2013 19:57:48 GMT -5
John Cena: When will all those fools learn that you can be perfectly healthy simply eating vegetables, fruits, grains and cheese.
Daniel Bryan: Oh, cheese!
Cena: You don't eat cheese, Daniel?
D-Bry: No I don't eat any food that comes from an animal.
Cena: Ohh, then you must think I'm a monster!
D-Bry: Yes indeed I do think that. But, I learned long ago Lisa to tolerate others rather than forcing my beliefs on them. You know you can influence people without badgering them always. It's like Paul's song, "Live and Let Live".
Paul: Actually, it was "Live and Let Die".
D-Bry: Well, whatever, whatever. it had a good rhythm.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2013 19:59:11 GMT -5
Everyone would say he's on roids because no way in hell can a vegetarian be that ripped
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Nov 30, 2013 20:55:21 GMT -5
"Hey, that's my gimmick!" -Daniel Bryan Vince: "Dammit, Bryan! Your gimmick is that you have a beard!" |
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Nov 30, 2013 20:59:52 GMT -5
Did my post really make people this uncomfortable?
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Nov 30, 2013 21:41:04 GMT -5
Did my post really make people this uncomfortable? It's just a parody. Which will birth a couple of more attempts at this topic like 'If John Cena came out as a Orthodox Jew' or 'If John Cena came out as a conspiracy theorist that believes aliens live in our ocean and use our plankton for sustenance'. EDITOR'S NOTE: I see people already did the other threads. You guys really dropped the ball. The aliens one would have probably not been locked. I have theories about this. PM me if you're interested. Actually, don't PM me. The aliens have access to my account. |
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