suave
Dennis Stamp
"I only got on my knees for God and maybe to lick a girl's pussy" -Teddy Hart
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Post by suave on Dec 2, 2013 19:52:05 GMT -5
He obviously has a repressed scatological fetish.
He once popped an erection in the middle of the ring.
He offered to spank and breast feed Rey Mysterio.
He spit out semen on live TV.
He offered to do filthy, filthy things to the Rock.
He color coordinates his clothes and wears Jorts at all times.
He seemingly is not affected by major injuries.
When fired, he shows up anyway and beats people up.
He made out with his friends girlfriend after said friend was sent to the hospital.
He takes every chance he gets to randomly poke fun at people's insecurities.
The guy's a friggin nutcase.
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Post by millionurkle on Dec 2, 2013 19:55:33 GMT -5
when did #3 and #4 happen
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Dec 2, 2013 19:55:59 GMT -5
I must have missed that one.
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 2, 2013 19:57:42 GMT -5
He's a reflection of Vince's fantasy of what the ideal male should be
Which is basically: childish, obsessed with toilet humour, inconsistent moral values, fickle behaviour, and with a huge physique.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2013 19:59:26 GMT -5
I must have missed that one. DA ROCK! |
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JoDaNa1281
Crow T. Robot
Jackie Daytona, Regular Human Bartender. #BLM
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Dec 2, 2013 20:07:16 GMT -5
He once popped an erection in the middle of the ring. Once? As for the rest, it just shows why Vince loves him so much, because they have the same sense of humor. |
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paywindah
Dennis Stamp
He's goin' to da paywindah here on da muddaship TBS.
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Post by paywindah on Dec 2, 2013 20:08:52 GMT -5
I thought this was about the last episode of Total Divas. The stuff we learned on there is a little more disturbing.
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theryno665
Grimlock
wants a title underneath the stars
Kinda Homeless
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Post by theryno665 on Dec 2, 2013 20:15:12 GMT -5
He obviously has a repressed scatological fetish. That explains him hooking up with a Bella. |
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 2, 2013 20:16:23 GMT -5
I thought this was about the last episode of Total Divas. The stuff we learned on there is a little more disturbing. Cena is basically a pimp. He gives Nikki everything but money. He's keeping her dependent on him. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2013 20:16:58 GMT -5
I thought this was about the last episode of Total Divas. The stuff we learned on there is a little more disturbing. Go on... |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2013 20:17:27 GMT -5
He's a creep.
He's a weirdo.
What the hell is he doing here?
He don't belong here.
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Post by onetruemisfit on Dec 2, 2013 20:38:09 GMT -5
He thinks if he waves his hand in front of his face people can't see him. Really deluded.
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Lila
El Dandy
Slip N Slide World Champion 1997
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Post by Lila on Dec 2, 2013 20:41:59 GMT -5
I thought this was about the last episode of Total Divas. The stuff we learned on there is a little more disturbing. Go on... No dammit! You will start watching it to know what we're talking about!   |
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Dec 2, 2013 20:45:19 GMT -5
I've felt like Cena's inherent bizarreness is one of the things that separates him from being a completely Whitebread Babyface. Not to say he isn't one, but the dude is definitely weird.
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MiLB Fan
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by MiLB Fan on Dec 2, 2013 20:56:52 GMT -5
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tenshi
Patti Mayonnaise
Probably more memorable than a Charlotte title reign
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Post by tenshi on Dec 2, 2013 22:14:34 GMT -5
Fun fact: John Cena force fed a bar of soap to Paul Heyman in 2003. John Cena really is a weird guy.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2013 22:23:08 GMT -5
No dammit! You will start watching it to know what we're talking about! Make me |
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Dec 2, 2013 22:48:15 GMT -5
And despite his scatalogical fetish, he's also somehow a germophobe who won't even tolerate water warping his floor.
And he imparts great wisdom to everyone he comes in contact with, despite being foolhardy enough to allow himself to be beat down by factions like Nexus and The Shield on numerous occasions.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Dec 2, 2013 23:13:40 GMT -5
Fact: John Cena is actually 5 overweight 10 year olds taped together.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Dec 3, 2013 1:01:30 GMT -5
Are you really Sam the Eagle, OP?
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