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Post by tekkenguy on Dec 4, 2013 17:38:24 GMT -5
Write a WWE esque backstory to connect certain wrestlers' gimmicks together. For example: a Kane/Isaac Yankem story or a connection between The Godfather and Papa Shango.
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Post by The Masked Heel WAS WRONG on Dec 4, 2013 17:50:04 GMT -5
Back in the early 80's, Barry Darsow was getting tired of the country's handling of the economy and foreign affairs. He agreed with Russia's ideals, so he changed his name to Krusher Darsow. After a while he proved himself to the Kremlin, so he was given the new name Krusher Kruschev. After a few years he was kidnapped by the CIA and he had his memory erased. To prevent him from being spotted by the Russians, they made him grow his hair out, given bondage gear, and had his face painted. He stayed like that for many years and once the Cold War was over and the US government felt it was safe, he was removed from his secret identity and was put back out in the regular world.
He eventually found a job as a repo man, because he figured there would be a lot of stuff to repo from people who went on a crazy spending spree during the 80s. When the repo business dried up in the mid 90s, he bounced around doing odd jobs until he found his true calling in life, pro golfer.
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Post by BorneAgain on Dec 4, 2013 17:54:34 GMT -5
The entire run of Fandango has been Johnny Curtis' attempt to seduce women into indulging his creepy fetishes.
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Post by vivix on Dec 4, 2013 18:23:49 GMT -5
So there was a voodoo master that drugged women into becoming prostitutes and started wrestling he was terrorizing his competitors but eventually used a memory potion meant for a prostitute on himself by accident and he wondered the streets homeless being cared for by prostitutes who felt sorry for him and didn't know his past, eventually he began aiding them against their pimps and was discovered to be a natural fighter however he left the women stranded when he was offered a professional fighting deal by a millionaire and was used by the dastardly millionaire who knew of his voodoo past but kept it secret so his fighter could take down a living dead man for him, once he failed he was cast out by his white millionaire boss and began hating white men for his treatment by the boss. After years of struggles he found a group of fellow mistreated black men who helped him regain his confidence, during his time with this dominating group of men he was left brutally beaten in the streets and again aided by prostitutes to get healthy. He began freeing them again from violent pimps and this time he stuck around as their pimp to protect them and allow them to continue making an income until he was brainwashed by a former cult follower turned into cult leader against the depraved acts of society. Eventually he broke free from those shackles and became the ho loving pimp he was always meant to be.
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Post by wwefan71080 on Dec 5, 2013 2:11:56 GMT -5
I'd like to see someone do Kanes history all the way back to Isaac Yankem DDS
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Post by TGM on Dec 5, 2013 5:55:20 GMT -5
I'd like to see someone do Kanes history all the way back to Isaac Yankem DDS I've seen this done somewhere before. Stretching all the way back to his childhood and incorporating fake Diesel, Snitsky, Dr. Doom syndrome, hell, even Pete Rose.
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Post by thegame415 on Dec 5, 2013 14:39:57 GMT -5
Husky Harris became delusional after being punted by Randy Orton. He created an alter ego, Bray Wyatt, and developed a cult of followers.
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Post by RIHT on Dec 5, 2013 23:52:27 GMT -5
The WWE up until this point is right around the time (2002-2003) where Austin was really hurt and had walked out on WWE. He was contemplating whether or not to stay as a full-time wrestler, but as he was he blacked out. His first dream memory was a match with Rock, so he thought WWE would still be good, until then he started dreaming of him retiring from wrestling while he was GM.
As this was happening, he saw images of some weird long-haired scrawny kid here and their. While still imagining WWE without him, he noticed a lot of talents like Brock Lesnar were leaving, and that WWE was going downhill. He'd see flashes of a Pepsi logo, then cut back to Cena and Batista winning at WM 21. He smiles in his dream, thinking WWE is in good hands. Unfortunately, it turns into a nightmare as wrestling gets worse and worse.
Soon, he sees a kid with long hair and tattoos walk into OVW, finding out his name is CM Punk. His dream soon follows CM Punk, as he rises throughout ECW until coming to WWE (going on Raw) to be given a pretty dumb gimmick even though he still did alright. Eventually, this Punk was doing badly for awhile, until he cut a promo wearing a Stone Cold shirt. "A Stone Cold shirt?" Austin thought, as he couldn't believe he was still remembers. Then, this CM Punk cuts an awesome promo and becomes a huge star.
Stone Cold soon realizes that this CM Punk is an incarnation of him, and he continues to dream to this day about what this CM Punk and the rest of WWE would do next, as in reality, he's been unconscious for about a few hours at his in 2003.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Dec 6, 2013 8:43:46 GMT -5
After suffering a horrendous fire, started by his older brother, youg Kane develops several, deep psychological scars. Dedicated to inflict the pain and suffering he, himself, has felt, upon the world, he remembers the terror he felt at the local dentist's. Deciding to strike at children, playing upon the age-old phobia of dentists, he goes through dentist school, making sure to learn all the tricks and trades of "forgetting" anesthetics and where the nerves hurt the most. A chance meeting with the Undertaker, and a Tombstone Piledriver later, sets in motion a change in his head. He suffers memory loss and forgets all about his teeth-torturing ways. Instead, Kane launches a career as a truck driver to make ends meet, although it doesn't last long. Reconnected with the only father-figure he's ever known, Paul Bearer, Kane suffers another breakdown. This time he remembers the horrific fire and starts wearing a mask to hide the mental scars he imagines everyone laughs at. The ensuing rampage through the WWF to get to his brother is a sight to behold, but numerous clashes and Tombstones, not to mention being burned again, takes it toll to an already fragile psyche. Kane and The Undertaker remains allies/enemies for a long time, all depending on how much abuse Kane's head has taken that week. A shocking secret from Kane's High School past is also revealed. The "accidental" murder and defiling of Katie Vick. The spiral of madness continues. Striving on and hooking up with experimental healing herbs through Rob van Dam, Kane is finally convinced to take off his mask, although it only sends him on a murdering, testicle-electrocuting rampage, culminating in the loss of his rape-baby. The years pass, and Kane finds himself aimlessly wandering through the WWE, fighting friend and foe alike. At one point he even thinks himself to be a seriel killer. Finding newfound strength after a brief sabbatical, he once again embraces the hate that courses through his veins, donning a new mask to strike fear into the hearts of men again. At last the WWE intervenes, sending him to intense anger management and psycho-therapy sessions with Daniel Bryan, and a new, warmer goofier side of Kane begin to show. It isn't to last, however, as a run-in with a crazed cult and the, once more risen, evil corporate side of the WWE rears its ugly head. This time, it makes Kane unmask and fully commit to the corrupted ideals of Corporate America. THIS BUSINESS has finally gotten hold of Kane.
Will it last? Only time will tell, but one thing is for certain. Kane will continue his war upon common sense, logic and continuity!
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Dec 6, 2013 12:53:03 GMT -5
Husky Harris became delusional after being punted by Randy Orton. He created an alter ego, Bray Wyatt, and developed a cult of followers. I'll do you one better; this one's actually my head-canon: Bray Wyatt's father was a shrimping boat captain, named Captain Mike. one day when they were kids, Bray was trying to mess around with his deformed younger brother, Bo. he tried sticking a fire-cracker in Bo's rectum, but he dropped it, bent over to pick it up and got blasted in the face by the boat's exhaust-pipe (think Moe's story about being an original Little Rascal). blinded, he picked up the firework and stumbled along before dropping it into the boat's motor. this caused an explosion, which sent all 3 members of the Rotunda family flying. Captain Mike suffered brain damage and amnesia, and an enterprising Ted Dibiase brainwashed him into believing he was Irwin R. Schyster, corrupt accountant. having a man on the inside of the IRS allowed Ted to evade paying his taxes for years. meanwhile, Bo was adopted by a couple, the Dallas family. they were ultra permissive and never criticized the hideous child (partially because they felt sorry for his horse-like facial deformities). as a result, Bo was rendered utterly incapable of even recognizing criticism (legitimate or otherwise) even as a concept. Bray on the other hand was never adopted. he instead was raised in a horrible orphanage like the one from Silent Night, Deadly Night, where he was brainwashed into being a crazy evil bastard by the nun who ran it, Sister Abigail. after Abigail died, Bray was left on his own. he fled into the swamp where, in his religious mania, he founded his own backwoods religion.he went to work for WWE because being a backwoods cult leader doesn't pay the bills, first under an assumed name (Husky Harris) to scout the place out, before deciding that he wasn't getting anything accomplished like that so he returned with a couple of his larger followers as the Wyatt family. to this day all 3 men are unaware that they're even related.
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