Boo!
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Boo! on Dec 5, 2013 2:39:24 GMT -5
Given how they treat things now.
I'll go first.
Andre vs Hogan - WM3
Week 1: Hogan and Andre fight for the title
Week 2: Hogan and Andre have a contract signing for the next title match, Andre puts Hogan through a table
Week 3: Hogan and Andre have a rematch for the title
Week 4: Hogan and Andre are on opposing tag teams
Week 5: PPV - Hogan and Andre wrestle for the title
Week 6: Rematch - Hogan and Andre wrestle for the title
Week 7: Announcement that next PPV, Hogan and Andre will wrestle for the title. Later that night Hogan and Andre wrestle in a non-title match
Week 8: We forget the two have beef and Hogan and Andre perform a dancing routine and their past is never mentioned again.
Or the Savage vs Jake feud of 1991.
Jake attacks Liz, Savage attacks Jake, impromptu match called. Savage beats Jake. We go to commercial. The feud has ended.
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 5, 2013 2:43:40 GMT -5
Randy Savage attacks Ricky Steamboat, crushing his throat with a bell.
Michael Cole talks very softly, conveying how serious the situation is
Coming up next, SHIELD vs Goldust/Cody and Rey!
Week later, Steamboat returns with no visible injuries. He demands a match vs Savage for the IC title at Wrestlemania.
Savage refuses. Brad Maddox emerges. Says that the match is on, and there will be a contract signing tonight.
At the contract signing, a table is flipped.
Week later, Steamboat will face Savage tonight on RAW in a non-title match. Steamboat wins
At Wrestlemania, Savage retains.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 5, 2013 2:44:29 GMT -5
Stone Cold Steve Austin squashes Intercontinental Champion Owen Hart in a non title match to show how aggressive he is.
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 5, 2013 2:55:53 GMT -5
Stone Cold Steve Austin is building momentum. He has the crowd on his side. Vince demands that he become more corporate friendly. Austin says no. Austin vows to bring down the establishment. The establishment chooses Marc Mero to be their champion. Vince says that Austin isn't worthy of being champion. Austin faces Mero for the title. He wins. The next night on RAW, he's stripped of the title. Mero is then challenged by Golga. The fans are outraged. They want Austin! Mero defeats Golga at the PPV. Austin begins a feud with the Headbangers.
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Dec 5, 2013 3:02:29 GMT -5
Undertaker's matches are drowned out by "MEAN MARK" chants, and six months after his debut he gets a dancing gimmick in a tag team with Tugboat.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2013 3:05:19 GMT -5
Undertaker's matches are drowned out by "MEAN MARK" chants, and six months after his debut he gets a dancing gimmick in a tag team with Tugboat. Somebody called me Callous Somebody called me Callous Somebody called me Callous Someone please call me 'Taker! |
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 5, 2013 3:05:44 GMT -5
Roddy Piper invites his special guest Jimmy Snuka onto Piper's Pit. Piper hits him over the head with a coconut. Snuka then gets up, smiles, hugs Piper and they both take a bow for the crowd.
Coming up next, Miss Elizabeth, Rockin' Robin, Leilani Kai, Wendi Richter, Mike McGuirk, Sensational Sherri and Federette #3 will take part in a game of musical chairs!
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Dec 5, 2013 3:13:38 GMT -5
Instead of feuding over Elizabeth, the Megapowers will explode when Randy Savage cuts a promo about how "Terry" is a shallow corporate-manufactured figurehead who gets all the attention in spite of not being champion because Jack Tunney hates that Savage doesn't have big enough muscles, and Hogan will fire back with a promo about how Macho Man is a failure who never lived up to his potential as evidenced by TV ratings and PPV buyrates being down.
Their subsequent match, like all Hulk Hogan matches, will be filled with dueling "LET'S GO HOGAN / HOGAN SUCKS" chants.
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 5, 2013 3:18:56 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan loses his title to Andre The Giant after a fake referee screws him. Andre then presents the title to Ted DiBiase.
President Jack Tunney announces that DiBiase's title is void. He walks to the middle of the ring with a briefcase and hands the new belt to Hulk Hogan
The new belt is gold, with lights around it, and a small LCD display which says "HULK HOGAN"
DiBiase begins a feud with Ken Patera. Andre is appointed the new Supervising Operator for Prime Time Wrestling.
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Dec 5, 2013 3:21:15 GMT -5
The night after Wrestlemania 8, Flash Richards (gotta have a copyrightable name!) will get his heat back from losing the world title to Savage by beating the new IC Champion Bret Hart in a one-sided squash match, displaying more aggression than we've ever seen before.
And after Bret taps out, Flash Richards will still refuse to release the figure four leglock.
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 5, 2013 3:23:53 GMT -5
Earthquake begins a feud with Jake Roberts. Earthquake ties Jake up in the ropes and squashes Damien to death
Damien no sells it, and appears the following week alive and well.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Dec 5, 2013 3:30:08 GMT -5
Ted Dibiase is stripped of the WWF title shortly after having it handed to him by Andre.
Dibiase decides that his money will never get him what he wants.
Dibiase becomes AGRESSIVE to show his new found mean streak, in an effort to be put into the title hunt. He locks his first jobber opponent in the Million Dollar Dream...and he won't let go. He wins
He faces another opponent and AGGRESIVELY locks him in the Million Dollar Dream...and he won't let go. He wins
He faces another opponent and AGGRESIVELY locks him in the Million Dollar Dream...and he won't let go. He wins
He faces another opponent and AGGRESIVELY locks him in the Million Dollar Dream...and he won't let go. He wins
He faces another opponent and AGGRESIVELY locks him in the Million Dollar Dream...and he won't let go. He wins
He faces another opponent and AGGRESIVELY locks him in the Million Dollar Dream...and he won't let go. He wins
He faces Mil Mascara(Played by Bruce Hart)and loses. For no reason.
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 5, 2013 3:33:31 GMT -5
Tito Santana and Koko B Ware begin randomly attacking people who could easily defeat both of them at the same time.
In response to this deadly threat, the entire roster walks out, then comes back a week later.
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Post by wallabylikeyou on Dec 5, 2013 3:43:47 GMT -5
For one year, two months and 27 days, the Honky Tonk Man is the Intercontinental Champion. He holds on to the title through the sneaky heel tactic of never defending it and spends most of his time losing in non-title matches to Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage. At SummerSlam 1988, he faces mystery opponent Ultimate Warrior and loses in seconds. Nobody cares.
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Hank Scorpio
The Sorceress' Knight
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Post by Reflecto on Dec 5, 2013 3:58:41 GMT -5
Bret Hart comes back to a WWE that has passed him by. Stone Cold Steve Austin has the fans on his side. The two are forced to collide in an I Quit match at Wrestlemania 13.
Bret Hart overcomes the odds and makes Austin say "I Quit" with no problems. The crowd boos Bret, but JR and King talk about how "divided the crowd is", that Bret Hart is a "controversial champion", and how Bret Hart's fans are the "real rebels" with Austin's fans being "corporate pretenders".
The next night on Raw, Ahmed Johnson turns heel for no apparent reason. He's fed to Bret Hart and doesn't do much of anything afterwards.
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Dec 5, 2013 4:52:40 GMT -5
Stone Cold wins title. Vince strips him.
Stone Cold wins title again. Vince strips him and calls him a Beer+.
Stone Cold loses 3 times in a row on PPVs. And starts teaming with Cactus Jack and Chainsaw Charlie.
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Post by kamero00 on Dec 5, 2013 5:07:19 GMT -5
I read that as "Reebok" :/
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2013 5:24:09 GMT -5
I read that as "Reebok" :/ Macho Man Randy Savage appears in an advert for Reebok Classics in the late 80s, becoming THE face of a prized brand, he is pushed beyond Hulk Hogan due to the cash this generates for the WWE in their business partnership. He leaves when asked to be on the announce team as he still wants to wrestle. He takes Reebok's sponsorship with him. All wrestlers in any form of footwear are shot on sight by a naked Vince McMahon. Jimmy Snuka is WWE Champion until Umaga defeats him in 2007. We all know why Vince didn't push for a Macho return. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2013 5:47:20 GMT -5
Bret Hart fights Steve Austin at Elimination Chamber in an I Quit match and Austin spends most of the match savagely beating him, only for Bret to get Austin in the Sharpshooter which he immediately taps out to. Austin is subsequently depushed in order to make sure he doesn't get a big head, while at Mania Bret moves on to face Bruno Sammartino brought in to up the buyrate.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Dec 5, 2013 5:51:47 GMT -5
Bret Hart fights Steve Austin at Elimination Chamber in an I Quit match and Austin spends most of the match savagely beating him, only for Bret to get Austin in the Sharpshooter which he immediately taps out to. Austin is subsequently depushed in order to make sure he doesn't get a big head, while at Mania Bret moves on to face Bruno Sammartino brought in to up the buyrate. You forgot the part about Austin pushing Brian Pillman off the stage via wheelchair. |
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