Recast Classic WWE Storylines with Today's Superstars

[Friday Night SmackOwn]

Or in other words, replace one or more people in an iconic WWE storyline with wrestlers from today (i.e.: CM Punk in place of Stone Cold during his feud with Vince McMahon back in 1998).

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

That coward Curt Hawkins tries to escape from Zack Ryder through the window.

[Kayfabe FAN don't want none]

Big Show beats Bryan for the title. Cena comes out to help Bryan. Show challenges Cena to a title match, Cena AAs Big Show and wins the title.

[Bub (BLM)]

CM Punk refuses to drop the WWE Title to Randy Orton in the United States since Punk is from the United States and hates Randy Orton. Triple H has Charles Robinson call for the bell while Orton has Punk locked in the Anaconda Vise.

[Reflecto]

Alberto Del Rio locks John Cena in an armbar. Refusing to tap out, Cena passes out from the pain until the match is forced to end.

After this happens, the newer, more aggressive Alberto Del Rio keeps the armbar on after the bell has rang- after which Cena pops right back up as if nothing happened, AA's ADR, and walks off.

[Kayfabe FAN don't want none]

Ambrose got a gun!

[Sparkybob]

Brie Bella gets pregant with a child and it's announced on Raw. Then Cesaro comes out and proclaim that he's the real father. Medical test show that Cesaro is the biological father and wants custody due to the fact he wants to ruin D-Bryan's life. Then we get a ladder match for the custody of the baby and we get random Sarah Del Rey debut trying to stop Cesaro to climb the ladder..

[thelonewolf527]

The Great Khali tries to cut off Jinder Mahal's penis for sleeping with his sister

[thecrusherwi]

SWEET T!! YOU HAD LUST IN YOUR EYES FOR THE FUNKADACTYLS!!! I'M NOT NUMBER 4 IN TONS OF FUNK. I'M NUMBER ONE. IF YOU WANT TO COME AT ME MAN TO MAN TO BE THE FUNKASAURUS, I WOULD BEAT YOU 1-2-3. THAT WOULD BE OK. I'M DONE HERE MAN....I'M DONE....

[thegame415]

Randy Orton brings out a snake to bite John Cena's arm.

[Heartbreaker]

The Mega Powers with CM Punk, Daniel Bryan and AJ Lee. I'd say that the love triangle from last year was like a really bizarre version of it.

[Friday Night SmackOwn]

The Wyatt Family starts kidnapping and sacrificing people, all in the hopes of terrorizing Triple H and the Authority into giving him control of the company. They kidnap Aurora Rose and plan to baptize her as a Wyatt Family member, but she's saved by Daniel Bryan. Then they later start referring to a higher power, who's more eviller than Bray Wyatt.

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{Spoiler}The Higher Power of the Wyatt Family is Triple H.

[RIHT]

They tried to do this with Triple H and Orton at Summerslam, which was awesome for fans everywhere, but then they completely ruined it and destroyed the mass amount of potential they had.

[BorneAgain]

Santino's Cobra bites Daniel Bryan's arm.

[Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!!]

Dec 5, 2013 18:04:42 GMT -5 Sparkybob said:

Brie Bella gets pregant with a child and it's announced on Raw. Then Cesaro comes out and proclaim that he's the real father. Medical test show that Cesaro is the biological father and wants custody due to the fact he wants to ruin D-Bryan's life. Then we get a ladder match for the custody of the baby and we get random Sarah Del Rey debut trying to stop Cesaro to climb the ladder..

we said Classic stories, not terrible stories that just happened to involve the brother of Chavo Classic.

[tekkenguy]

John Cena loses the WWE title to the Big Show due to the interference of Mark Chioda, Mike's twin brother. Big Show proceeds to hand the title over to Alberto Del Rio.

Vince McMahon declares the title vacant. A 16-man tournament is set up for WrestleMania.

John Cena vs. Big Show ends in a draw. The final match of the night is Sheamus vs. Alberto Del Rio. Sheamus wins thanks to help from John Cena. Sheamus and John Cena form the Boston-Ireland connection.

Sheamus & Cena wrestle Show & Del Rio that summer and win.

Next February, Sheamus is jealous over Cena's affections over Eva Marie. Sheamus abandons Cena during a tag team match against Tons of Fear. This sets up for Sheamus vs. John Cena at WrestleMania.

Cena beats Sheamus to regain the WWE title. Meanwhile, Cena films a new movie "No DQ", co-starring Liam Hemsworth as Hades. At Summerslam, Cena & Zack Ryder beat Sheamus & Hades.

Next year at WrestleMania, IC Champion Big E Langston defeats John Cena to win the WWE title. Cena feuds with Alexander Rusev, while Langston has a lengthy feud with Tyler Breeze.

Langston loses the WWE Title to "The All-Korean North Korean" Jack Swagger when King Sheamus costs him the title. This leads to Swagger vs. Cena at Mania and Langston vs. Sheamus in a retirement match. Cena and Langston both win their matches.

TNA Champion AJ Styles shows up in WWE a few months later. He costs Cena the WWE title in a match against Conor O'Brian. Cena regains the title the next day. The title is vacated again.

At the Royal Rumble, the WWE title is up for grabs. Cena is eliminated by Rob Terry, but Cena manages to eliminate Terry immediately afterwards, leaving AJ Styles as the new WWE Champion. This leads to AJ Styles vs. Sheamus and Cena vs. Rob Terry.

A few months later, AJ Styles gets an ear infection and drops the WWE Title to Sami Zayn. Zayn takes the title to Mania with him, where he loses to Akebono. Cena, who just teamed with Zack Ryder to wrestle Alberto Del Rio & Memo Montenegro, comes to help Zayn afterwards, but Akebono challenges Cena to a match. Cena squashes him and is once again WWE Champion. Cena loses the title to Akebono a few months later and disappears from WWE.

The end.

[MolotovMocktail]

Before unifying the titles, end Wrestlemania 30 this way, with Punk and Bryan.