The Adventures of Alberto Del Rio! #1
Dec 5, 2013 23:39:52 GMT -5
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Post by RIHT on Dec 5, 2013 23:39:52 GMT -5
So after reconciling with Ricardo Rodriguez and a failed hair-brained scheme to save Curtis Axel's life that landed Ricardo in wrestling jail(a dog kennel moved around from arena to arena), Alberto Del Rio slumps on the moldy old couch of Ricardo's apartment in the projects of upper New York. He looks in the fridge for a snack, only to find a half-eaten bag of Cool Ranch Doritios, a bowl of Pepto-Bismol, a whoopee cushion, a rubber-gag, and a glass of milk. He reaches for the milk, before memories of Curtis Axel laughing and snorting milk pop into his head. He shutters, and just takes the Doritos.
As Del Rio tries to find something to watch on TV, he finds a shopping list with "Buy video tapes" on it, discovering that Ricardo records Raw on his VCR. He decides to watch some Raw, as he finds a bunch of tapes in a garbage can. Del Rio takes one and pops it in, finding out it features a match with him vs. Sin Cara. He then grabs another, and it's another match with Sin Cara. Del Rio dumps out the garbage can and then realizes that all of the tapes are of Sin Cara. Del Rio them comes to the conclusion that Ricardo, and fans alike, must love Sin Cara if they have tons of video tapes of him piled up in one place, and he then devises a plan to disguise himself as Sin Cara and head to the next Raw taping to save Ricardo.
While walking down the street going over his plan, Del Rio's theory is seemingly proven as he finds a ton of Sin Cara merchandise all piled up in a dumpster. Del Rio puts on his costume and heads to the Raw taping on his horse and carriage. As he pulls up to the arena and runs through a tailgate party, he forgets that he left his scarf on, and hastily shoves it up his Sin Cara mask.
Del Rio, or "Sin Cara" gets into the arena, and then finds Triple H to let him know he's here to have a match. Right before he says anything, he realizes he needs to mimic Sin Cara down to the most important detail, so when Triple H turns around, he points aggressively at him, channeling a bit of himself as well. "Oh, you want a match." Triple H said, as Del Rio goes out to face Curtis Axel.
Del Cara wrestles his match cleanly, and picks up the win. Triple H is watching the match, when all of a sudden, he spits out his coffee in surprise, and runs to the gorilla position. Del Rio heads backstage to superstars patting him on the back and praising his good work. Del Rio, now thinking he's fitting in perfectly as Sin Cara, heads to search for Ricardo, when all of a sudden, Triple H comes up from behind him. "Ahem...." he says with a snarls, and turns around to show another Sin Cara. Other Sin Cara then points at Del Rio, and Del Rio runs off as Triple H, Other Cara, and some backstage agents chase after him.
He runs and runs, until he comes up to some agents that split up and block his way, while Triple H and other Cara come from behind. "The jig is up!" says Triple H, "I wanna squash him....". As Other Cara points harder than ever before, he is tapped on the shoulder by ANOTHER Sin Cara, who angrily points at him. All of a sudden, a pointing fight breaks out as a dumbfounded Triple H and co. scramble to stop it before a pointing riot erupts, which allows Del Rio to escape.
As Del Rio frantically runs out of the arena, Zack Ryder is sweeping the floor in a hallway, when Del Rio rounds the corner and accidentally runs into him, causing Ryder to fall on his broom and break it. Ryder gets up, looks down at the broom, and screams "STEVE! NOOOOO!" in agony, before grunting in anger and chasing after Del Rio. He tries to rip off his mask, but as he gets a grip on it, he trips and falls on a sleeping CM Punk, while Del Cara escapes into the night.
Del Rio is finally outside, panting and wheezing as he rips off the mask and throws it to the ground in rage, as he gets on his knees, and screams up into the sky "RICARDO!!!!!". Del Rio then wipes away some tears, blows his nose with the mask, and slumps home.
As Ryder gets up and brushes himself off, CM Punk also gets up and kicks Ryder in the balls, as he screams "Nice faux hawk, you homo!" Ryder then limps in pain, feeling sorry for himself, until he realizes he did grab something off of who he thought was Sin Cara, until he sees that he grabbed a gray scarf with the initials "ADR". He then whispers "Del Rio...." to himself in disgust, before shoving the scarf in his pocket, and waddles away.
