How would you respond to criticism if you were a wrestler?

[ratetankmark]

Apart from ignore it obviously, if you had no choice but to respond to someone who said your work was "Forgettable" or you were "Over-rated" If I had no choice but to respond to someone the phrase I would go with would be "Oh, I'm so sorry that I could not measure up to your standards, the ring is waiting for you, if you think you can to better then be my guest, I would love to see you try and do what I do"

[Boo!]

I'd sulk for a month and close my detective agency.

[ratetankmark]

Dec 6, 2013 16:07:09 GMT -5 Boo! said:

I'd sulk for a month and close my detective agency.

Since when do you have a detective agency Gorilla?

[Deleted]

From a fan? I wouldn't say much. "Hey, if you don't like me I'm sure there's someone on the show you'll love!"

If from a coworker? I'd try to use it to make myself better.

[metylerca]

Jay and Silent Bob style.

[Starshine]

I'd flip tables, throw chairs across the room, and threaten to go to their houses to beat them up.

So pretty well, I think.

[austinariesfan88]

If I was making money like John Cena, I would go into my nice mansion with my hot gf and laugh at them.

[Deleted]

Go on twitter, call them marks.

[Magnus the Magnificent]

Call them no-***** getting virgins.
Insult them about their mothers.
Ask them to do better if they can.
Tell them they have no business critizising my work unless they are wrestlers themselves.

Basically, the Matt Morgan/Crimson defence.

[Deleted]

youshoot interview in which I announce a 6th move of doom. A hair flip!!!

[Magic knows Black Lives Matter]

Anybody who doesn't like me is a f***ing fat mark that doesn't get this business, brother.

[Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!!]

complain about how all the people on the internet are a bunch of stupid marks who probably don't even have a girlfriend.

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

Bury them in a promo immediately before the promotion's lowest-tier champion beats me in a 5 second squash.

["Playboy" Don Douglas]

The same way I respond to it in my daily life: if it comes from someone whose opinion matters to me, then I'll think about it and possibly use it to improve myself. If it's someone whose opinion does not matter (especially if it's delivered in a condescending or prickish manner), I'll simply ignore it. Since a response was required, it would basically be to shrug my shoulders and go back to what I was doing.

[hossfan]

"So's your face."

[BigBadZ]

"your mom goes to college"

[nm]

YOU LIVE IN YOUR MOTHER'S BASEMENT

[Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks]

If wrestling has taught me anything, the only adequate response is to hit the offending party with a folding chair.

[Sparvid]

Dec 6, 2013 23:52:14 GMT -5 BigBadZ said:

"your mom goes to college"

"Your mom can't wrestle"

[eDemento2099]

I'd take a page out of Damien Demento's book.