Insult of The Year Nominees

[Kayfabe FAN don't want none]

- WWE has announced Slammy Award nominees for Insult of the Year, which will be presented by The Miz:

* Stephanie McMahon insults Big Show

* AJ goes off on “Total Divas”

* Paul Heyman’s insults toward CM Punk

* Zeb Colter’s insults

I'd vote the last few PPV endings as the insult(s) of the year but oh well.

[Sparkybob]

I don't want the Heyman/Punk thing to win because that will remind me of that god awful program.

[metylerca]

Zeb Colter has been pretty hit or miss, but it's better than the rest of the nominees IMO.

[Deleted]

Other: Eva Maries debut slapping Lawler

[Y2M]

The Miz should win 'Insult of the Year' for the mere fact he's still on TV.

[Deleted]

Seriously no CM Punk to Dwayne? This should win the decade Slammy.

CM Punk: "Unlike a lot of people I'm glad you're back. I don't care what your schedule is. I don't care if you work here 16 days a year or 365 days a year. You could be Santa Claus and have his schedule, one day a year. I'd still kick your ass. I don't care how many movies you film every year. I know how hard that schedule probably is, but every time you come back, whenever you decide to grace us with your presence, I'm gonna kick your ass. Because this isn't candy land. I'm like nobody you've ever faced before. You can make fun of the color of my t-shirt and you can talk about pie and you can sing songs and you can rhyme and you can do your tired, lame-ass schtick. I just want you to know that come Royal Rumble, and you have about three weeks to realize this, I'm gonna kick your ass 'cause I'm the best in the world. I'm the best thing going today. I'm the best guy you've ever stepped foot in the ring with. And you need to understand, congratulations, Rock, you just graduated from the kiddie table, but you just bit off more than you can chew. You're playing little league with your little insults and your rhymes and your 'millions and millions' and your 'finallys'. And I'm in the big leagues and I'm swinging for the fence. You need to understand that your little jabs and your insults, it's all kiddie games. You can't leave a mark on the champ's face. Come Royal Rumble, understand, when you step in the ring, your arms are just too short to box with God."

[A Platypus Rave is Correct]

We the people should win it... in fact Zeb should win all the awards solely due to his glorious mustache.

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AJ is my favorite from that list. Expecting Steph to win, because why the hell not.

[BigWill]

Out of that list, I'd have to say AJ.

But that Punk one to Rock that was mentioned is probably the best.

[Pushed to the Moon]

I liked that time that guy said that negative thing about that city's American football/baseball/basketball/hockey team.

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

Punk losing his shit on that fat guy should've been one of the choices.

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

...No B+ Triple H quote? Is Daniel Bryan now buried enough that they won't even mention the burial?

(Kidding)

[KobashiChop]

Punks "boxing with God" promo is legitimately the best promo I can remember this year.

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

The wrong insult by Steph is nominated. "You may not be an A, but you are a B+. Solid B+." should have been nominated.

[Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!!]

of those listed nothing's topping AJ. but is it really an insult if it's the objective truth?

[sunnytaker]

hey steph was complimenting DB for making the most of his limited ability,talent and presence to get himself up to that B+ level. It's just not face of the company enough that's all.

since i have HHH winning one i guess it's steph's turn for this one though she should be last of that list. Heyman will probably win though i prefered AJ's due to the comedy of the crowd agreeing with her and Brie "say it to my face" as she just stopod there with the rest of the total divas with absolutely nothing stopping her from going up and getting in AJ's face herself but decided just yelling is better.

[Wolf Hurricane]

The fact that NOTHING from Punk/Rock or Rock/Cena is on this list baffles me. Given the selection (quite a poor selection, I'd say), I'd give it to AJ, easily.

[DZ: WF Legacy]

AJ for sayin' what needed to be saiiyyyyddd!

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

Dec 6, 2013 17:12:05 GMT -5 Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! said:

of those listed nothing's topping AJ. but is it really an insult if it's the objective truth?

If someone's fat and you call them fat it's still insulting. The truth can hurt more than anything else...

[HBL]

Dec 6, 2013 16:12:22 GMT -5 @rackzyder said:

Seriously no CM Punk to Dwayne? This should win the decade Slammy.

CM Punk: "Unlike a lot of people I'm glad you're back. I don't care what your schedule is. I don't care if you work here 16 days a year or 365 days a year. You could be Santa Claus and have his schedule, one day a year. I'd still kick your ass. I don't care how many movies you film every year. I know how hard that schedule probably is, but every time you come back, whenever you decide to grace us with your presence, I'm gonna kick your ass. Because this isn't candy land. I'm like nobody you've ever faced before. You can make fun of the color of my t-shirt and you can talk about pie and you can sing songs and you can rhyme and you can do your tired, lame-ass schtick. I just want you to know that come Royal Rumble, and you have about three weeks to realize this, I'm gonna kick your ass 'cause I'm the best in the world. I'm the best thing going today. I'm the best guy you've ever stepped foot in the ring with. And you need to understand, congratulations, Rock, you just graduated from the kiddie table, but you just bit off more than you can chew. You're playing little league with your little insults and your rhymes and your 'millions and millions' and your 'finallys'. And I'm in the big leagues and I'm swinging for the fence. You need to understand that your little jabs and your insults, it's all kiddie games. You can't leave a mark on the champ's face. Come Royal Rumble, understand, when you step in the ring, your arms are just too short to box with God."

I think it's because that speech is Punk absolutely owning Rock rather than just insulting him.