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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Dec 6, 2013 19:41:28 GMT -5
Somehow, I don't think him just getting a 4-6 month long world title run will be enough for some of his fans. Like Punk during his 434 day god reign, there'll be that one guy that wants to see him gain a little more. So...
1) Whack HHH with a kendo stick over and over the night after he wins the belt(s)
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2013 19:43:23 GMT -5
2) Whack Steph with a kendo stick over and over the night after he wins the belt(s)
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Post by "Trickster Dogg" James Jesse on Dec 6, 2013 19:54:21 GMT -5
Somehow, I don't think him just getting a 4-6 month long world title run will be enough for some of his fans. Like Punk during his 434 day god reign, there'll be that one guy that wants to see him gain a little more. So... 1) Whack HHH with a kendo stick over and over the night after he wins the belt(s) ...what does making this thread every month do for you? Honestly. People here are wrestling fans. Most of them here don't like John Cena. They like Daniel Bryan. They know he's worked his ass off for years and years to get where he is today, and want to see him get rewarded with what they believe he deserves, a run as the top guy as opposed to two title reigns that combined last less than a day. John Cena, on the other hand, has unflinchingly been the top guy since 2005. It's been eight years of an act that he by and large hasn't changed up. And yes, WWE's casual audience may not be bored with it, but a vocal audience here is bored with it, therefore it comes up quite a bit that we'd like to see a change. It's not complicated. |
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Post by The Tank on Dec 6, 2013 19:54:38 GMT -5
3) Whack John Cena with a kendo sick over and over the night after he wins the belt(s)
EDIT: *looks up at quote of me*
Dude, this is clearly a joke thread.
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Dec 6, 2013 19:58:51 GMT -5
4. Declares that he's tired of using a slave name and declares that he's Bryan Danielson, then leads an ROH invasion angle that lasts until Wrestlemania XXXI and culminates with a main event of Danielson vs. Chris Hero.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 6, 2013 20:07:20 GMT -5
5. CM Punk. Daniel Bryan. Hot. Workrate. Action.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 6, 2013 20:17:15 GMT -5
6.) Whack over and over the night after he wins the belts.
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Dec 6, 2013 20:19:13 GMT -5
EDIT: *looks up at quote of me* Dude, this is clearly a joke thread. Joke or not,I would kill a man for a 4-6 month long title run at this point. |
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Post by tekkenguy on Dec 6, 2013 20:20:20 GMT -5
7. Gets hit by Bobby Roode's Pay Off.
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Dec 6, 2013 20:22:49 GMT -5
7) Create his own third custom title, the "Dazzler Championship" with a dragon head main plate and little goats on the side.
In reality it's a cardboard belt with glitter glued on it and the plates are done in crayon, but Cole and JBL sell the hell out of it.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 6, 2013 20:23:54 GMT -5
9. He kicks John Cena's f***ing head in and has a three-way with the Bellas on national TV.
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Post by hossfan on Dec 6, 2013 20:35:53 GMT -5
10. Arranged marriage to Aurora Levesque Helmsley Mcmahon.
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Post by Boo! on Dec 6, 2013 20:37:01 GMT -5
12) be bad at counting
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 6, 2013 20:46:50 GMT -5
13) an up and down elevator or a texas twister
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Post by The Man They Call Asher on Dec 6, 2013 20:50:20 GMT -5
14) 10's and 20's. Used.
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Post by Heartbreaker on Dec 6, 2013 20:52:30 GMT -5
15. Vegetable juice truck.
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Post by onetruemisfit on Dec 6, 2013 21:16:42 GMT -5
16. Gets awarded recognition for all of Chris Benoit's achievements.
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Post by Reflecto on Dec 6, 2013 22:08:22 GMT -5
16. Gets awarded recognition for all of Chris Benoit's achievements. You didn't go far enough for those fans: 17. Chris Benoit himself gets awarded recognition for his achievements after Daniel Bryan presents evidence Triple H and the McMahon family paid John Cena to commit the killings. Bryan is rewarded with full ownership of WWE, which he then sells to Gabe Sapolsky and Cary Silkin for the sum of one dollar. 18. After this, they all turn the company to Attitude Era. Bryan retires, replaced by Attitude Era jobbers fighting for the WWE Title. |
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Dec 6, 2013 22:38:32 GMT -5
19. (For the current angle) Beats up the Wyatt Family by himself, then stuffs them into a box marked "Ship to NXT", ala Triple H and Shawn Michaels shipping the Spirit Squad off to OVW.
20. Kicks Triple H's head so hard, it explodes.
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Post by onetruemisfit on Dec 6, 2013 23:47:59 GMT -5
21. The entire divas division becomes Daniels valet. They all walk to the ring with him for every match. yes! Yes! Yes!
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